nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I saw a duck paddle into the current & then get carried away at incredible speed & it made me laugh pretty hard, but unfortunately did not get a video of that. Here’s just some water 5511
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Nice! And congratulations to the White Sox on their recent series win over the mariners, and their fun home run guy 030
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Hello, yes, I saw a wonderful “loss with some bright spots” last week! How about you? 130
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Yes, it looked like a tiny dragon! I don’t know what it is, the closest I found was Luna moths but they’re not really supposed to be in the pnw ? 110
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I went to take a picture of this moth(?) & a squirrel popped its head out like Can I help you 3480
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I should’ve distracted the jeans so he could get away… 010
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 27/03/2026That makes sense I guess he just needed something. To hold them up 130
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Guy in the woods trying to climb a tree in jeans…classic “that’s his business” situation 2531
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Had a dream Kevin Durant was sitting on my lap. He’s too big for that 1330
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The neighbor who is drumming doesn’t know how but they are communicating their anger & that is something 1311
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Where did I set that marshmallow. Marshmallow tracker 0210
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I bet the stuff (pitch) from the pitch drop experiment would have unparalleled hold if you used it in your hair 1180
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Maybe if I keep not coming on here much they’ll allow turn off rt from individual accts 1190
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Oh my god I didn’t know that. But yes. He has nothing left to give. Goodbye my sweet friend 150
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Mr Clean broke his soul into a billion pieces & that’s the magic in the magic eraser 28110
Reposted by nosecolorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Presenting my new short film: “butt rubs” 0476
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I was dreaming about a 4” pizza. If only that were possible 3330
Reposted by nosepork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 23/02/2026took a BLIZZARD WALK out on the parkway, saw some things 9536103
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 15/02/2026For the semiquincentennial pro sports leagues should make all shorts/pants look like acid washed denim 0120
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 13/02/2026So grateful for the world’s patience while she finished enough of high school 020
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Probably just going to try to email redfoo & see if they still have theirs 120
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The time has come. Texting my niece & asking if she’s ready to start LadiesMFAO with me 3354
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 11/02/2026There’s no need for me to look up whether “Jimmy Fallon once shot one of his writers in the leg” was just in my dream. I’ll assume that’s real 1281
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Maybe instead of going live we should going love. This one’s for valentines 0444
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Someone mentioned Laura loomer to me. I don’t think what’s on our screens should be brought into real life like that 0260
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Catcalled while wearing cargo sweatpants. Not smart. How do you know I don’t have a gun in one of these pockets. A few guns. A gun for every pocket maybe 0380
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10/02/2026If you tell me about some dumbass bet you made I don’t need to see receipts. I believe you. Let’s just get this interaction over with 1351
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10/02/2026When I don’t post for a few days I am still on here 14 hours a day hiding muting and blocking 0300
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10/02/2026They are failing to connect now . There is more truth in this. I feel mad & comfortable 050
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 06/02/2026When dogs get excited about me putting on a hat or sunglasses that’s not because it means we’re going outside, it’s that I look cool. They are fangirling. 0341
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 06/02/2026What if using earbuds that didn’t automatically pause when they fell out of my ears was the only thing keeping me humble. I mean it feels right. The music & actually the world should wait for me now that I think about it 1230
