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Jess

@lieutfaber.bsky.social
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Fiber artist, gamer, capybara primal. #ffxiv #eso #CrossStitch #knitting #crochet #🐈‍⬛📸 Eternally bonded to @vesaldi.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 19h
That’s Stella for ya. I HOPE SHE APPRECIATES THE HOUR I SPENT IN THE CAR GETTING HER MEDICINE who am I kidding she’ll do her YUK YUK after she gets it.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 19h
Jack: Neufchâtel? What is that, a Dwemer ruin?
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would like to see Green Day playing football please
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today is Tuesday. That means Mango gets to lick a soda bottle. It is her favorite activity. Important fact: there is pepperoni pizza on the table, and she would rather have soda bottle condensation.
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チャモ/chamo @chamofleur.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
"thoughts that hit at 12:15 AM when you are overcaffeinated and just trying to sleep"
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
reddit.com
From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today I learned exactly how easy it is to change the headlights in a 2017 RAV4. Related: yesterday morning, my manager said to me, “hey you know your headlight is out, right?” I replied, “oh that explains why the road has seemed so dark.”
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The entire country reeks of mud-covered horrors. How charming.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stella is snoring.
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Fenrishion || MSQ SG B33 || MCM UK @fenrishion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
woe, carbuncle be upon ye
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jack is watching the Drew Carey show and losing his shit over it
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Current Biology @currentbiology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New #cat just dropped! 😻 A first in over 100 years, a genomic study in CB by Eduardo Eizirik and team reveals a new species of 'tiger cat'. 👉 www.cell.com/current-biol... Meet the Tilcayo (Leopardus tilcayo)! (photo: Fernando Faciole/National Geographic) #cats
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh my god. Sitting in the waiting room at my doctor and I hear the receptionist on the phone: “He hasn’t died yet. So as soon as he dies, we’ll let you know what to do.”
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of a puppet Homestar and The Cheat beneath a banner reading "Todaybor Day is Labor Day!"
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yda when the Sylphs want us to dance
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Governor Maura Healey @massgovernor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What a win for the Minutemen! Congratulations on an incredible 37-21 victory over Rutgers to open the season. And what a debut for the 413’s own Pop Watson III. Massachusetts is proud of you! 👏
cbssports.com
UMass shocks Rutgers: By the numbers as Minutemen snap nation's longest losing streak to FBS opponents
The Minutemen went 0-12 last season and entered the game as 29.5-point underdogs
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see two stick figures. Text above them labels one as "book smart" and one as "street smart".
In the second panel we zoom out and see the two stick figures in nature next to a tree. There is a sign pointing out of the panel that says "LIFE".
In the third panel we see the street smart stick figure take the hand of the book smart stick figure. The street smart stick figure says "Come, I will guide you".
In the fourth panel we zoom out again and see the two stick figures walking in the direction of the "LIFE" sign. The book smart street figure looks back at the tree as they are walking and says, "I know a lot of facts about that tree".
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 01/09/2026
It’s Nice To Be Disliked By One Of Those
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I haven’t used my twitter account since November of 2024 and I got an email today saying it’s been suspended for breaking the rules
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was lookin at pictures my phone suggested for wallpapers and dang but all tabby cats do look very similar. We decided that Jake had a darker nose and eyeliner and some black whiskers, while Stella has white eyeliner, all white whiskers, and white lipstick.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Goin out to look at the eclipse
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Third 80-year-old is a charm I joke to make myself feel better
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just made myself all emotional
static.klipy.com
Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
ALT: Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Noooooooo
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I ran into our downstairs neighbors with tiny humans, and they said “the kitty in the window brings great joy into their lives.” Good job, Stella. You have more fans.
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Mr. Tyler Crook @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh My French Freeform station found out
A car audio system displaying the track “I will always love you” by Dolly Parton”
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Death who's name is Jolene is fucking terrified right now.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@sarcastickatt.bsky.social @madameren.bsky.social guess what’s back
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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a picture of a cat with the caption "deep down we all want to BITE someone as hard as possible. 100% real jaw power. 5-8 seconds just once"
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man Stella’s lip looks so good now. Those meds really are working.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It is her birthday She got a whole churu all to herself
A brown and white cat wearing a silly party hat and beribboned collar giving side eye to the person holding herA brown and white cat wearing a silly party hat and beribboned collar lapping a churu treat out of a saucer
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes the dogs got trolloped and now they are the messy sloppy ones.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jack is bullying me
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Enuo
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well, It’s Woimsday Everyone
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I hate this. Also Hell Freezes over by the Eagles, followed by Dookie by Green Day.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Checks out
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s black cat appreciation day.
A black cat wearing a silly froofy tulle collar and a party hat, caught mid meow
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Kei @fhiej286z.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE #ffxiv #alisaie #estinien
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jack @vesaldi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
tell us how you really feel mango
A picture of a black cat sitting on a grey computer chair. The picture is taken mid-motion so the cat's face is blurred as she opens her mouth is a scream to protest the pastel-colored fluffy necklace she is being forced to wear.
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