Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We got some pears at a farmers market last weekend and waited too long to eat them because we are terrible at fresh fruit so now there are two walnut pear breads in the oven. 030
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I got my boobs squished on the first day of breast cancer awareness month and all I got was this medical organization branded nail file. 120
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I survived Threshing Day! dragonkind.com/results/THRE...dragonkind.comNuirnua — a red clubtailThis dragon chose its rider. Will one choose you? 001
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That’s Stella for ya. I HOPE SHE APPRECIATES THE HOUR I SPENT IN THE CAR GETTING HER MEDICINE who am I kidding she’ll do her YUK YUK after she gets it. 010
Reposted by JessChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY 4448211660
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today is Tuesday. That means Mango gets to lick a soda bottle. It is her favorite activity. Important fact: there is pepperoni pizza on the table, and she would rather have soda bottle condensation. 070
Reposted by Jessチャモ/chamo @chamofleur.bsky.social · 03/07/2025"thoughts that hit at 12:15 AM when you are overcaffeinated and just trying to sleep" 0577354
Reposted by JessJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 votereddit.comFrom the crafts community on RedditExplore this post and more from the crafts community 3369331071
Reposted by Jessc3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14278632104
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Today I learned exactly how easy it is to change the headlights in a 2017 RAV4. Related: yesterday morning, my manager said to me, “hey you know your headlight is out, right?” I replied, “oh that explains why the road has seemed so dark.” 030
Reposted by JessDragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The entire country reeks of mud-covered horrors. How charming. 012
Reposted by JessKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers. 15710316784
Reposted by JessFenrishion || MSQ SG B33 || MCM UK H14 || FURUM || CFMY @fenrishion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026woe, carbuncle be upon ye 131350543
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Jack is watching the Drew Carey show and losing his shit over it 011
Reposted by JessCurrent Biology @currentbiology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026New #cat just dropped! 😻 A first in over 100 years, a genomic study in CB by Eduardo Eizirik and team reveals a new species of 'tiger cat'. 👉 www.cell.com/current-biol... Meet the Tilcayo (Leopardus tilcayo)! (photo: Fernando Faciole/National Geographic) #cats 313344
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh my god. Sitting in the waiting room at my doctor and I hear the receptionist on the phone: “He hasn’t died yet. So as soon as he dies, we’ll let you know what to do.” 100
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All I remember about magician’s nephew is climbing through the attic and almost falling. Oh and the piece of the lamppost that grew up. 000
Reposted by JessUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough 8983862025
Reposted by JessGovernor Maura Healey @massgovernor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What a win for the Minutemen! Congratulations on an incredible 37-21 victory over Rutgers to open the season. And what a debut for the 413’s own Pop Watson III. Massachusetts is proud of you! 👏cbssports.comUMass shocks Rutgers: By the numbers as Minutemen snap nation's longest losing streak to FBS opponentsThe Minutemen went 0-12 last season and entered the game as 29.5-point underdogs 5356
Reposted by JessBrittlestar @brittlestar.com · 01/09/2026It’s Nice To Be Disliked By One Of Those 401548700
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I haven’t used my twitter account since November of 2024 and I got an email today saying it’s been suspended for breaking the rules 230
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I was lookin at pictures my phone suggested for wallpapers and dang but all tabby cats do look very similar. We decided that Jake had a darker nose and eyeliner and some black whiskers, while Stella has white eyeliner, all white whiskers, and white lipstick. 120
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Got one picture slightly before maximum then clouds set in and refused to move 010
Reposted by JessTyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable. 51173696424
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Third 80-year-old is a charm I joke to make myself feel better 130
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I independently simultaneously came up with this heartbreak 000
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I just made myself all emotionalstatic.klipy.comRocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'ALT: Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home' 240
Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I ran into our downstairs neighbors with tiny humans, and they said “the kitty in the window brings great joy into their lives.” Good job, Stella. You have more fans. 040
Reposted by JessMr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My favorite Dolly Parton meme. 290041893