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Jess

@lieutfaber.bsky.social
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Fiber artist, gamer, capybara primal. #ffxiv #eso #CrossStitch #knitting #crochet #🐈‍⬛📸 Eternally bonded to @vesaldi.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 1h
Elephussy
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We got some pears at a farmers market last weekend and waited too long to eat them because we are terrible at fresh fruit so now there are two walnut pear breads in the oven.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got my boobs squished on the first day of breast cancer awareness month and all I got was this medical organization branded nail file.
A pink nail file bearing the logo for Duly health and care on a beige surface
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
:)
Lady Novaris aka Tephesia from afk journey
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I survived Threshing Day! dragonkind.com/results/THRE...
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Nuirnua — a red clubtail
This dragon chose its rider. Will one choose you?
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jack @vesaldi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
⚠️ important ⚠️
A photo of Mango the cat's peets. A black cat sits on the arm rest of a computer chair. The photo is zoomed in on her feet, showing them all clustered together right at the edge of the arm rest. A zoomed out picture of Mango the cat sitting on the arm rest of a computer chair. The photo shows her face looking toward toward her feet.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s Stella for ya. I HOPE SHE APPRECIATES THE HOUR I SPENT IN THE CAR GETTING HER MEDICINE who am I kidding she’ll do her YUK YUK after she gets it.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack: Neufchâtel? What is that, a Dwemer ruin?
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Green Day packers
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would like to see Green Day playing football please
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today is Tuesday. That means Mango gets to lick a soda bottle. It is her favorite activity. Important fact: there is pepperoni pizza on the table, and she would rather have soda bottle condensation.
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チャモ/chamo @chamofleur.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
"thoughts that hit at 12:15 AM when you are overcaffeinated and just trying to sleep"
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
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From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today I learned exactly how easy it is to change the headlights in a 2017 RAV4. Related: yesterday morning, my manager said to me, “hey you know your headlight is out, right?” I replied, “oh that explains why the road has seemed so dark.”
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The entire country reeks of mud-covered horrors. How charming.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Full body
A grayish brown cat sleeping awkwardly splayed on her back and bent in two
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stella is snoring.
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Fenrishion || MSQ SG B33 || MCM UK H14 || FURUM || CFMY @fenrishion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
woe, carbuncle be upon ye
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jack is watching the Drew Carey show and losing his shit over it
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Current Biology @currentbiology.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New #cat just dropped! 😻 A first in over 100 years, a genomic study in CB by Eduardo Eizirik and team reveals a new species of 'tiger cat'. 👉 www.cell.com/current-biol... Meet the Tilcayo (Leopardus tilcayo)! (photo: Fernando Faciole/National Geographic) #cats
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A variety of cats from the internet
Several sphinx kittens, known collectively as the Sin Bin. The one in the forefront is regarding the camera with disappointmentA calico Persian resembling princess Donut mid-yell. There is text reading “I am yelling”A calico cat named Puddles wearing a pretty pink sweater
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stella doesn’t know how she feels about birthdays.
A brownish gray and white cat looking askance and wearing a party hat and beribboned collar
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Frankenstein????
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh my god. Sitting in the waiting room at my doctor and I hear the receptionist on the phone: “He hasn’t died yet. So as soon as he dies, we’ll let you know what to do.”
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All I remember about magician’s nephew is climbing through the attic and almost falling. Oh and the piece of the lamppost that grew up.
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of a puppet Homestar and The Cheat beneath a banner reading "Todaybor Day is Labor Day!"
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yda when the Sylphs want us to dance
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Governor Maura Healey @massgovernor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What a win for the Minutemen! Congratulations on an incredible 37-21 victory over Rutgers to open the season. And what a debut for the 413’s own Pop Watson III. Massachusetts is proud of you! 👏
cbssports.com
UMass shocks Rutgers: By the numbers as Minutemen snap nation's longest losing streak to FBS opponents
The Minutemen went 0-12 last season and entered the game as 29.5-point underdogs
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see two stick figures. Text above them labels one as "book smart" and one as "street smart".
In the second panel we zoom out and see the two stick figures in nature next to a tree. There is a sign pointing out of the panel that says "LIFE".
In the third panel we see the street smart stick figure take the hand of the book smart stick figure. The street smart stick figure says "Come, I will guide you".
In the fourth panel we zoom out again and see the two stick figures walking in the direction of the "LIFE" sign. The book smart street figure looks back at the tree as they are walking and says, "I know a lot of facts about that tree".
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 01/09/2026
It’s Nice To Be Disliked By One Of Those
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I haven’t used my twitter account since November of 2024 and I got an email today saying it’s been suspended for breaking the rules
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A picture of Stella, a brown and white tabbyA close up picture of Jake, a brown tabby with a speck of litter on his nose
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was lookin at pictures my phone suggested for wallpapers and dang but all tabby cats do look very similar. We decided that Jake had a darker nose and eyeliner and some black whiskers, while Stella has white eyeliner, all white whiskers, and white lipstick.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Neat.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Got one picture slightly before maximum then clouds set in and refused to move
A zoomed in picture of the moon at something like 99.5% total eclipse
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Goin out to look at the eclipse
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Third 80-year-old is a charm I joke to make myself feel better
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I independently simultaneously came up with this heartbreak
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Same braincell
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just made myself all emotional
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Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
ALT: Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Noooooooo
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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I ran into our downstairs neighbors with tiny humans, and they said “the kitty in the window brings great joy into their lives.” Good job, Stella. You have more fans.
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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