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When the song responsible for your bad decisions in the 2000s is now playing at the supermarket while you compare sodium and fat gram levels #GenX #GenerationX

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/09/2026

Update: Tilly Norwood has died

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Thank you @softtail65.bsky.social for including me in your starter pack!

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Kid Rock will be opening for Ed Sheeran at the Kennedy Center

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Some of those who work forces are the same that fuck horses

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026

When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music

Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

At Burning Man this year, there was a Brian Thompson Memorial Port-a-Potty to pay one's, er, respects

Brian Thompson Memorial Port-a-Potty at Burning Man 2026

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The Big Lebowski The Princess Bride Annie Hall

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

While today is a solemn one, let us also never forget that we had the sympathy of the world and squandered it foolishly.

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I want to be treated like a princess. By that I mean taken on a high-speed chase through a tunnel

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If you watch it backwards, Titanic is actually a movie about a magical ship that comes out of the ocean to save people

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Brett Connolly @brettconnolly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This sounds like a 4AM coke conversation I’d be desperate to get out of.

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"We are the women our parents warned us against." ~ Rest in Power, Gloria Steinem ✊️ ♀️

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Google Maps uninstalled, Mapquest installed. I'm now looking forward to printing six pages of directions so I can get to my restaurant

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I've got post-Parton depression 👢

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you could snap your fingers and make 5 people disappear forever, with absolutely no consequences to you, who would be the other four?

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

You guys, what are we going to rename Ted Cruz

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange. No weirdos.

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

In one year's time you're going to have to track down a drug dealer to get your kids their vaccines

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

did any more famous 80 year olds die today

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Calm down, everyone. A six-time-bankrupted reality TV host has everything under control

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

BREAKING NEWS: I am changing the name of Mar-A-Lago to "Maison de Epstein." Thank you for your attention to this matter 🇺🇸

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I swear to f*cking God, my vote in the 2028 Democratic primary will be for whichever candidate makes undoing ALL of this shit a day one priority: Tearing down the arch, the ballroom, re-re-naming everything back to what it was. Sworn them in at 12 noon and have the wrecking balls swinging by 1pm

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Imagine being such a horrible person that whenever someone famous dies, your fellow Americans are disappointed that it wasn't you

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Motion to make 9/25 Dolly Parton Day

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton spent 80 years proving you could have big hair, a bigger heart, a brilliant mind and absolutely no patience for anyone who underestimated you. She gave us unforgettable songs, free books for millions of children, and enough wit, rhinestones and kindness to light up Tennessee.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Just a reminder that its Whiskey Monday with Tony Dokoupil

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