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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 6h

I hope that at age 105 I'm still craving tacos!

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026

Just woke up from a wet dream about Elon Musk where I ran him over with a Cybertruck and laughed so hard I peed my PJs.

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 10h

"I had always hoped that this land might become a safe & agreeable asylum to the virtuous & persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong." ~ George Washington, 1788

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 11h

It's really cute that the GOP is spending $167 million on ads in Texas but won't allow citizens to have state-funded healthcare

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 12h

Oh please, Jesus is definitely a woman. Long hair, flip-flops, invites 12 of her besties to dinner with lots of wine, makes them all sit on one side of the table for the Insta selfie, then announces "I know one if you bitches is doing stuff behind my back" You can't fool me

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 15h

It literally sounds like a television show for toddlers

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 16h

Ooh, just like a certain former president who was the son of another president, went to Massachusetts boarding schools, got "gentleman Cs" at Yale, yet somehow convinced half the US that he really talks like a potato farmer

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 17h

The documentary basically exposes the televangelist and "tent revival" industries as frauds, which was pretty shocking in the 1970s. This was pre-Jimmy Swaggart, pre-Jim Bakker, etc.

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 20h

If all Cornell students need for absolution is to write an essay... ...then so can Luigi Mangione.

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ask yourself if internal monologues are right for you

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy Mean Girls Day to those who celebrate 🎀

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026

A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Drunks with Nazi tattoos are still cool, tho?

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He's standing like a toddler who has to go to the bathroom

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Please do not accept a friend request from my parents. They've been hacked." ~ Lizzie Borden

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That's not even a Sartre quote. It's Marianne Williamson 🤣

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Trump deports El Niño

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My favorite fall activity is going outside without being hot and pissed off

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Turducken Carlson @liberalbubble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

U.S. lawyer here! Not paying a bill is usually a civil matter, yes. But one can be arrested (or have a warrant issued) for missing a court date or ignoring a subpoena, even in a civil case. There is also a crime called "theft of services" for scammers, dine & dashers, etc but... over $50?

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