Reposted by leonmaud @peloriemate.net · 13hi got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo 217165144410
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026f-zero gx and the original pod racer are some of the hardest games i've played, but to be fair i played pod racer when i when i was like 12 2420
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026kgb agent already planting a bug inside a pair of rick and morty air jordans 228310
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i haven’t seen the anime! the book is kind of one dimensional tbh but i like some of the ideas he explores 120
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026there's a premise in harmony by project itoh about losing consciousness by automating the human body and mind. "the harmonious brain is a brain with all uncertainty removed" it's ironic that these guys argue ai is conscious when they ultimately want to live an unconscious life 1056375
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026good office lunch run today, really optimized my routing. had decent stop light rng on the way there (sunrise mart, spicy karaage bowl) but coming back i was able to draft behind a much larger fastwalker and avoid a lot of the crowds 726612
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"dead as dog meat" what is up with trump and dogs man. does he know what a dog is 113267
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(doing a sponsored stream for pop tarts) i would unalive for a dada drink right now (i die to an elden ring boss that was at 1 hp) FUcking shit fUCK ASS 21400
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026pressing alt + n + v + t in excel and saying "get it twisted" 11020
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column 680889
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026donato giancola rocks he’s done magic the gathering cards for a long time and signed some for me at a local event recently 2420
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up 323142398
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026also remember the guy who pretended to be his own aunt was also trying to set himself up on dates with girls on twitter via the aunt persona 72772
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i know you remember this one lol i forgot the context @stefanheck.bsky.social 2140
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026remember that guy who posted a notes goodbye and there was a visible pube on it 53901
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026jesse did cnn do a photoshoot with you for the article or did you already have these pictures 23350
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026at my parents house my dad has a specific fork that only he is allowed to use. and now that i've recently gotten my own special fork i get it. (holding my fork like bilbo with the one ring) after all, why not? why shouldn't i use it 955934
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i had a boss that once called a friday meeting at 3 pm and ate a tuna casserole the entire time 2591
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hey michael what's up i got an unrelated question for you. there are allegations that your body odor is really stinky in person. any truth to that 01690
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"not pro abortion" going to need you to clarify that a little lol 3860
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy" 1122360
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tricia did you know in the sequel to the mask (son of the mask) there is a scene where jamie kennedy conceives a baby while wearing the mask and there is a cgi animation of his sperm entering the womb and the sperm are all horrible little green monsters 3653
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026new idea "hot plunge" it's like a cold plunge except the water is hot 2952214
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the year is 2065. across a barren wasteland, a gang of marauders are riding war buggies. hooting and hollering, they chase down the last remaining people on earth who have not heard “choosin’ texas” by ella langley 546536
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026me (driving into the propublica office in a new lambo and a fat rolex on my wrist): sorry boss i lost the 10k. also i quit 1400
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026our only hope is their products create enough mass psychosis over time that some random guy goes taxi driver on them 1741
Reposted by leonkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly 781055228
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we need a trillion dollars to build a 1,000,000 square foot grill in nebraska 63074
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5363161407
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we don't necessarily live in the worst timeline, but definitely the lamest one 01451
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You're absolutely right to call that out — I got the two groups mixed up. The Eloi actually represent the privileged upper-class. I won't make the same mistake again. 0440
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(holding up a dollar bill) is your money.. you know... (dollar bill goes limp) 12657
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's so funny he's saying "if you don't have the balls to do that" like it's some insult, why don't you do it yourself mr travis bickle 02360
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