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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The good news is he got into Cornell

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Chris Marcil @chrismarcil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We just learned that season 4 of the Beavis and Butthead reboot premieres on Comedy Central (which still exists) on Oct. 14th (scheduled to exist). I think it's our best season. Sam and I wrote one where B&B get lost in the woods and start their own civilization. But there's even dumber ones too!

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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026

But if trans girls are "cheating" by playing women's sports, what else are the sneaky trans people cheating about. They're also coming for Title IX. They don't care about women in sports. They want women out of sports. Please, I am begging you, stop falling for this shit.

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Daisy Gardner @daisygardner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What could go wrong? (Answer: Master Blaster)

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Turned the volume all the way up and I can’t hear their flamethrower guitar guy WTF

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was so mad at the Eagles and then they won and now what am I supposed to do with the rest of the day

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The tush push works great, but look at what it did to our OL: Dickerson: hurt Jurgens: ineffective Johnson: shell of himself Kelce: does annoying ads with his wife

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Uh, the Eagles can't block anybody

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He sounds like he’s explaining to his mother something he’s building out of Legos

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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 14/09/2026

Malala Yousafzai says GO BIRDS

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A very happy Fuck Seth Moulton Day to all who celebrate

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

There is no question, none, that Douthat reached out to 22-year-old Aschenbrenner because he wanted to fuck him

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Daisy Gardner @daisygardner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

“Blew a casket” describes what I imagine Natalie Harp’s job duties to be.

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Why is Andy Daly giving a jobs report

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It shows how far some people are willing to go to avoid spending time with James Harden

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Um, it turns out soccer sucks

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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Nothing but respect for MY Agamemnon

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

"Best! Beat! Ever!" (proceeds to tell an anecdote about a senator telling her to go buy a dress before she's allowed to write a story about him in the wake of a racist mass shooting)

Like anyone who’s spent any time around politics, I have many Lindsey Graham stories. This is perhaps my favorite…

I was covering Congress (Best! Beat! Ever!) for the NYT when the Mother Emanuel shooting happened in Charleston. It was summer, but I was wearing pants and a sweater that day because it was always SO freezing in the Capitol. Anyhow, news of the shooting came down, and the DC Bureau chief called me with an order: Get yourself to Charleston ASAP and glue yourself to Graham’s side. She wanted a piece on the senator grappling with the unimaginable. So I headed straight to the airport, arriving in Charleston with just my backpack and what I’d be wearing to work that day, and linked up with Graham.

He had me meet him at a restaurant, where I told him I needed to shadow him for the next 48 hours. And he looked at me, with amused distaste, and said: “You are sticky. And you are icky. If you want to shadow me, go buy some nice new clothes—maybe a dress—and take a shower, and then we’ll talk.” (He was not wrong; I was sweaty and gross).

So I drove to a local big box store, bought a dress (he seemed to have a strong preference for a dress), and spent the next few days with him, resulting in this piece (which, for reasons not worth getting into, ended up being fairly different than the original assignment):

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This Coca-Cola ad is about how the most exciting thing in soccer is seeing VAR overturn a goal, what the fuck is this sport

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

VAR stands for “The Favorite Always Wins” in French, probably

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Soccer is the worlds most popular sport because all you need to play is a ball, an empty patch of ground, and a video review system

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bellingham’s goal didn’t have a long VAR review so what was the point of it even

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The problem with this World Cup is the hydration breaks break up the flow of the VAR delays

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Nothing better than sitting down to watch the VAR World Cup

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The only way McConnell would stay on the phone with Kimble that long is if he was dead. If he were merely in a coma, he'd somehow muster the strength to hang up on him

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Don’t mind losing to Belgium as long as they’re Flemish and not fucking Walloons

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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

So Platner removed his Nazi tattoo for nothing.

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

FIFA may be corrupt, but the game of football itself is about half waiting around while the ref watches an instant replay

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This is the greatest game I've ever-- it's the Home Depot ad, fuck this I'm throwing my TV out the window

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If Erling Haaland is so great why can’t he stop them from playing the “what if Zlatan was meh” ad

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

All this sitting around and waiting for VAR makes me want to watch something more free-flowing like the last two minutes of an NBA game

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If I see this Home Depot ad with David Beckham and Josh one more time I’m going to commit a murder

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If Swift and Kelce are smart they won’t consummate the marriage until fairly late in the show, because I don’t know where you go after that

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Not to speak ill of the dead, but Alan Greenspan was not just reading but also fucking Ayn Rand, right? Like, Rand had a bunch of younger men in her circle whom she was fucking, and Greenspan was one of them, right? Did I imagine this?

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Josh Bell @signalbleed.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

For @tomsguide.com, I wrote about the unlikely continued brilliance of the 'Beavis and Butt-Head' revival, which now has the chance to find a new audience on Netflix.

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Beavis and Butt-Head's reboot just arrived on Netflix. I was skeptical about it — but I was wrong

The iconic '90s duo star in a revival that's every bit as good as the original MTV series

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Daisy Gardner @daisygardner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Autistic kids famously are averse to all things baseball.

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

If anyone is watching the MMA fight on Paramount+ — have they run any promos for Beavis & Butt-Head season 3? Has Joe Rogan mentioned it at all?

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The good news is, once you’ve paid for Paramount+ so you can watch Trump’s MMA fight, you can use it to watch season 3 of Beavis and Butt-Head, which dropped last Wednesday

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The reflecting pool is the same color as the river in both shots

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Lew Morton @lewmorton.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I will cherish the coming photo of Trump asleep at the Knicks game

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Matthew Mahoney @mattwithawesome.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Go and VOTE! If Beavis can do it, so can you. #votingkicksass

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Chris Marcil @chrismarcil.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

S3 of the Beavis and Butthead reboot finally makes it to Paramount+ starting June 10th, so I'm reposting last fall's Comedy Central promo to catch you up on all the twists and turns:

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Previously On Beavis and Butt-Head

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

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Daisy Gardner @daisygardner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Hey @gene4va.bsky.social @natsechobbyist.bsky.social remember how you raised a ton of money nationally by highlighting Eugene Vindman’s outrageous persecution by the Trump admin? Why the f*^% would you pay that forward by helping Trump persecute someone else?

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