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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown)

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I have no idea what I'm doing. Old. Queer. He/him. 300 year old vampire. Cross stitch patterns and more: crossstitchcolouring.etsy.com

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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 14m
Age regression has got extremely good to the point it occasionally swings back round to uncanny again. We all know what that guy looked like in the 1990s, and it wasn't quite like that
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Roy G(host) Biv 👻🎃 @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Farewell, sweet prince. You dropped this: 👑
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 09/10/2026
One time I got so high I understood Numberwang, and I've been chasing that ever since
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 07/10/2026
I've become obsessed with the Great Pottery Throw Down, and Keith comes across as a really good teacher. He has a way of being in your face brutal, but in a way that also builds you up
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 04/10/2026
This isn't even one where the fandom did something weird with it. I just straight up thought it was one of those trash telly shows for some reason. But I just saw the cold open on Reddit, and I'm already hooked
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 04/10/2026
Today I learned Desperate Housewives wasn't a 'reality' show. I completely gave it a miss, but I think I have to watch it now
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 27/09/2026
Today, I find Watson stuffing his face after falling off a leaf, while Kumar shits all over the glass. #shittyphotosofsnails
A shitty photo of my snails in a rainforest-themed vivarium. The glass is smudged up from having recently been misted. It badly needs to be cleaned, but a snail is in the way and I don't want to bother him. The whole thing is bright red, because my phone's camera sensor loses its fucking mind about the grow lights. In the bottom left quadrant, is a large food dish. A yellow-ish snail sits outside, with its face straight down into the greul. In the upper right quadrant is a brown snail, stuck to the glass of the vivarium. One can barely make out dark trail of poo coming out of it.
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 27/09/2026
I love a good textbook
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 27/09/2026
I forgot I changed my display name, and got very confused when my dash refreshed to show me my previous post
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 27/09/2026
I've been reading through some old, unedited chapters of self-indulgent bullshit, and I am baffled that after a while, my spelling starts to look like I'm typing things out in my own accent. No fucking wonder the voice activated answering services can't understand me.
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 21/09/2026
Something inside my brain broke, and I deadass thought this was @watsoncomedian.bsky.social just saying shit, and I fully accepted it without question
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 21/09/2026
There's an unsettling clown on my Obsidian graph
A screenshot of Obsidian, a research and project tracking tool.  Its primary display is of a colour-coded node graph.  The way the colours are grouped has created a smiley face.  The eyes are both a single white dot, surrounded by satellite red dots.  In the centre is a big, round nose of blues and yellows.  And its mouth is a wide, cheshire cat grin in a combination of all of the colours.  Its gormless face, and the angle of it facing downward somehow adds to the unsettle factor.
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of my favorite beetle moses comics of all time
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 19/09/2026
Oh my god. Why am I only now finding out that you can just subscribe to JSTOR?
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 19/09/2026
Boosting this
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 19/09/2026
Great interview that talks about Old Comedy quite a bit. I had completely forgotten he was on SNL for a bit.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 19/09/2026
A fine excuse to share this yet again.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the it's my book they will walk if I tell them to
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 19/09/2026
What more does a man need, really?
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 19/09/2026
YouTube's music interface is so appallingly bad, I'm genuinely considering reactivating my Spotify account. Why is it so hard to find new things?
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 18/09/2026
I'm putting some writing up on Patreon. Here's a link that will give you six months of access for free: www.patreon.com/ML_Larson/re...
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 16/09/2026
I don't see any job gloves here #NoMoreJockeys
A drawing and/or painting of Marie Curie. She's in a lab working with spooky-looking flasks. Absent is any form of PPE whatsoever.
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 08/09/2026
I've dug my phone from the side of my chair and found a 20 minute audio recording ready to send to someone so many times I've entirely lost that little moment of panic reaction to it
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 07/09/2026
Has similar energy to this classic
A four panel comic. As follows:

Panel 1: An older black woman with phenomenal RBF is stood in an open door. She's looking at the apparent figure of a man, offering a bouquet of flowers in apology. Caption reads 'I'm sorry, Ms Jackson (ooo).'

Panel 2: we see the face of the man. He's not a man at all! He is four eels in a cheap black suit. Caption reads 'I am four eels.' 

Panel 3: a younger woman runs away in tears, while a green, pallid hand reaches out. A speech bubble pointing off frame to the eels reads, 'baby, wait.' Caption reads, 'Never meant to make your daughter cry.'

Panel 4: a mass of eels slithers and writhes about on the floor, making a right mess out of that cheap suit. Caption reads, 'I am several fish and not a guy.'

The comic credits JNALV for the script and Dami_Lee for the art. In a stunning twist of irony, I may have misspelled the script writer's name, because it is too small for me to read and I can't zoom in on it properly.
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 07/09/2026
Yeah, we get a couple dozen small ones a week, on average. But they're never big enough to feel unless you're right on top of them
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 07/09/2026
We've had two discernible earthquakes this weekend. That is an extremely unusual amount
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Phil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A puppet performing a puppet on the radio!! Yes please… #behindthescenes
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Tim Minchin @timminchin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was honoured to close the live celebration of the 30th birthday of the iconic ABC telly show, Australian Story. It's not the first time I've played that song in the Sydney Opera House concert hall, and I dearly hope it won't be the last. Am a lucky boy. Thanks ABC.  #AustralianStory
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 04/09/2026
I have a lot of coats/jackets, and it's the time of year I put one on and find all sorts of treasures. Tonight, I found a box of Finnish liquorice, a panic whistle, the red vape I've been looking for, a tiny little drink cup, some spare change, a joint crutch, and a box worth of used matches.
The mentioned items in the post, laid out on a felt Star Wars blankets. The liquorice is labelled 'Salmiakki,' and is heavily salted. The vape somehow still has a charge.
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 02/09/2026
Kumar has not been settling in well. I had to rescue him from falling, after he glued himself to the glass in the hottest spot in the tank. I put him in his food in the cool side of the tank, but he moved right into the path in everyone's way and stayed there all day.
A terrarium lit with red light. There's a small dish on the ground, filled with mushrooms, dried veggies, and bee pollen. There's a small stick above it, running across the frame. It's a main trail for bugs moving between the warm and cool sides of the tank. Kumar, a brown garden snail, is stuck to the stick, directly above the food dish. A large isopod is investigating this obstruction on his path. The same terrarium. Kumar the snail has moved so that he's even more in the way of the food. Several isopods and a bunch of springtails are travelling along the stick. Kumar has stretched himself around the branch, so his eyes are visible popping up from behind, as if he's giving the stink eye to the bugs daring to use the path that has been provided for them.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 01/09/2026
I know, and it pissed me off then, too
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 01/09/2026
While we're renaming things for the hell of it, why not give our natural monuments their original names back. Start by erasing that shit some idiot carved into Six Grandfathers
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 30/08/2026
I'm gonna start posting on here what I *think* films and shows are about before I start watching them, because seriously. What gets built up in my mind is always absolutely shit tier compared to what the show actually is
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 30/08/2026
Oh, how I've missed this lunatic
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 30/08/2026
In my continued efforts to get caught up on the last 20 years of media: This time, fandom osmosis had me thinking Fleabag was about Andrew Scott's character. This one's even more egregious than Twitter having me thinking Midnight Mass was a spooky romcom
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 27/08/2026
Hanging out with Kumar today.
A small brown snail on the back of my hand, carefully exploring. A small brown snail exploring my hand. A small brown snail exploring my hand. A small brown snail exploring my hand.
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 26/08/2026
Took Watson out for a bit. I'd like to get them used to handling, but so far Watson seems pretty comfortable with it already
I'm holding a small snail on the back of my fingers. The same snail, a few moments later. He's travelled over a to the next two fingers
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Do not. Use. JC penis credit card.
screenshot of a one star Yelp review i found on r/oldpeoplefacebook.

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Do not. Use JC penis credit card.

Do not.

Use your JC penis credit card back by synchrony bank What a diamond ring which the diamonds fell off of it. Not once, but Twice. gave me a store. Credit used it and they are still charging me. big ring and I got a smaller. We are not consumer beware. Do not buy Jewelry. with the JC Penney's credit card.

March 11, 2025

Unprompted review
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 22/08/2026
I really don't want that thing in there any longer than it needs to be, because the dumbfuck isopods are going to start chewing on it and get poisoned. But I also don't want to just pluck him off and risk hurting him
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 22/08/2026
Kumar has fucked off into the jungle to hide like a sensible creature. Watson did a single lap around the cup they came in, and then glued himself to the top again and went to sleep.
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 22/08/2026
I recently picked up a camera for a very extinct format. I got some 120 adapters for it, but they'd be fairly wide panoramas I'm thinking I'm going to need to go into 4x5, and cut it down a bit. Which means I'm gonna need a bigger paterson tank and more reels for it. Not to mention the $$$ film
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 22/08/2026
I got some new friends today. Say hello to Watson and Kumar. No, their names aren't a joke about my favourite Taskmaster team. Why would you think that?
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 22/08/2026
That is a very fun fact!
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 21/08/2026
About 200 years ago, someone said I should watch the Borgias. I said I'd 'put it on my list' and that was that. Youtube recommended it to me, and I remembered I'd been told to watch it. So, here's the reaction: yep. You were right. I'm so into this. Just not for the reasons you thought I'd be
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 21/08/2026
I've got a really painful hip, and I do this too sometimes if I wind up on a crowded train. It's so nice to be able to relax and keep my knees to myself, rather than focus on it for the entire journey, only to wind up in agony by the time I've got where I'm going
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 19/08/2026
Ten free subscriptions up for grabs. Help me launch my patreon and get some free stuff in return!
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 18/08/2026
We did this with my grandmother, except it was white geese with blue ribbons. She hated them, but had hundreds of them
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 18/08/2026
Dug an old pattern out of the vaults and stuck it up on Patreon #crossstitch
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Lewis (Mark Corrigan's Nervous Breakdown) @lewiswhatshisname.com · 16/08/2026
Went and painted a rock today
A smooth, oval-shaped river rock. It's been painted with an ocean scene, with tall green grass in the immediate foreground. In the distance on the horizon is a strip of land with a lighthouse on the tip.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me when my posts get 0 likes
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