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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Suddenly I see the appeal of acrylic. What a beautiful mess...
A grayscale sphere painted in acrylic paint
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of my favorite beetle moses comics of all time
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
damn. it was worth a shot
The Change Handle settings prompt window. I tried to change my handle to succubusted but the handle is already taken.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
support the creators and watch it here!
youtube.com
THE LOVERS
YouTube video by Studio Heartbreak
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New variant to me. I'm used to tutant meenage neetle teetles
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/09/2026
(threateningly) I’m gonna yum your yuck
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
McCormick spices company loves Harry Potter apparently. It would have been so easy to find any other movie footage with food in it
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Haha it'd be crazy if I had a history professor who avidly recommends we use Google Gemini for research while also saying it gets things wrong all the time so remember to argue with it when it does
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Cartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry. An all-time great voice actor with more than 150 credits spread across four decades of work.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Dominique Ramsey 𓃥 @dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am truly at a loss for words... Thank you Dolly for everything that you've done with your imagination library. Children around the country have been given the gift of free books, and hopefully the love of reading. My condolences to the Partons 💛
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yesterday I ordered a matcha at the campus cafe and I watched the barista go through the effort of scooping with a wooden scoop and using a bamboo whisk in a ceramic bowl only to... Gently stir it. With the whisk. Unfortunately it was full of clumps of powder yes
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why is it the fate of all the best Mexican food places to only exist for like two years max? Any place that's got something exciting or unique disappears. The ones that stay are so... bland. Run of the mill. I wish I could change that
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's sad that there's a limited number of hours per day I am physically able to sleep for. I should be allowed to upgrade that with skill points
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/08/2026
if smurfs existed and could legally consent you could probably do it. that thing you’re thinking about
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've got nearly a 4k word count in this chapter so far and I'm not done yet... I might have to add a third chapter to this piece. Ough ough ough
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you followed me for art, I'm sorry to say I've been putting all my pieces toward my professional account these days. I have to fill out that portfolio and I don't want reverse image search to tie these accounts together. I don't know when I'll post art on here again. My b, yall
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
thinking about the time i introduced myself with my name and what i want to do as a career artist and i hadn't prepared an answer so i just said i wanted to do scientific illustrations of insects. because that's a weird but socially acceptable answer. but one of the professors later asked me 1/?
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If vinted has free shipping and no selling fees, how is the company making enough money to buy this much advertising
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I used to think that heavy metal was just a bunch of bad noises. I am so glad I went through the trouble of exposing myself to heavier and noisier music so I can enjoy things that aren't Celtic Woman lol
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I was looking for this the other day and could not find it for the life of me. Thank you so much beetle moses for putting it in my hands
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This set of panels make me tear up every single time I see them. I don't think I've ever met another comic that could do that
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My dentist is right to complain about how much saliva I make. I just took impressions for a nightguard and I literally had drool dripping off both elbows within seconds
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Never underestimate how long I will hold a grudge over an advertising campaign. I will never watch Bates Motel bc back when I had cable, in the several months b4 it aired I saw that same trailer maybe 20 times a day. I grew so violently sick of it. Twice per ad break is too many times.
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Time for some light reading," I say, carrying to bed with me a 1300 page novel, four colored highlighters, a pencil, and ten colors of sticky tabs.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
JUDGE AT MAGIC TOURNAMENT: several of your opponents have asked that you not breathe heavily with that glazed over dreamy look in your eyes when you're milling them ME: show me where it says in the rulebook how I'm supposed to breathe
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There's one art piece that actually haunts me and I really hope I find it one day. In the late 2010s on a field trip to the Getty in LA I saw an incredibly intricate ink drawing that literally changed how I saw art. It seemed to reveal hidden secrets to me the longer I looked. 🧵
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Is the entire world so Harry Potter pilled that a documentary about bees would describe the broomstick bee as resembling a "mini Harry Potter" instead of the public domain perfectly acceptable alternative of "witch on a broom" like it was named for
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Gender Census @gendercensus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A short and easy survey about nonbinary names: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... Closing date: 19th July 2026 #nonbinary #survey
docs.google.com
Nonbinary names survey
Just a fun survey to find out about popular names and common naming trends among nonbinary people! You will get the chance to enter up to three names. If you go by more than three names and you're not...
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taylor robin @taylor-robin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
happy #makeaterriblecomicday2026. i've had night hallucinations for most of my life but this was the first and only time i ever had sleep paralysis.
7 panel comic labeled "A true story" where the cartoonist is in bed, realizing he has sleep paralysis and is seeing a shadow man. he whispers "penis penis penis" and the shadow man goes away, allowing the cartoonist to sleep soundly
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You're really cooking here...
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/06/2026
Opinion: I got smooshed into a perfect cube by a horrible ogre. Ten years later, the ogre and I are in love.
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Cozy Under Here @kazunderthecovers.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this is really really good. im not even here to jack off im way too enveloped in gnome society now its just so fascinating...
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
someone on tumblr said it better than i could
I'm not saying be willfully ignorant. I'm not saying pretend horrible things aren't happening. I'm saying don't destroy your mental health going in-depth and cycling through horror after horror on your phone. I'm saying there is no virtue in making yourself experience other people's traumas because mere awareness is not activism. you inflicting suffering on yourself is not activism.
doomscrolling is literally sapping your energy and focus away from doing anything useful to help other people. you can burn yourself out without ever lifting a finger by exposing yourself to all the bad news in the world and who does that help? no one.
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I should attempt to re-read the maze runner series now that I'm a grown up. When I read it the first time I thought the ending sucked bc it written like "They walked into the wilderness and lived happily ever after" and the tone was weird like somebody else wrote it instead
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ace 🌑⛓️🔞 @acentrics.art · 08/06/2026
(very loud squeaking and squishy noises in the distance) i hope my cars aren't fucking again #acesnicheart
Two cars with massive fleshy penises and balls mid-sex. One car is sticking it's penis through the other via the open trunk.
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Cypress @adomaj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My sibling is complaining about a smell only they can smell but can't describe except "It makes me want to stop breathing" okay congrats you've found a Smell that is Bad I'm so happy for your discovery. Baby's first smell (they're in their 20s)
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/02/2024
our parents spent decades warning us not to believe anything we read online and then the exact second they got facebook accounts decided every conspiracy theory was real
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 05/06/2026
(growing sense of dread as the waves of games award liveposting start to include "TUPAC?")
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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Sloane @sloanesloane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
PART 1: A Body Made of Seeing (2015) is an older short comic I’m still fond of. A lot of my older work is shaped through negative space; getting close to the crux of pain and emphasizing its contours rather than trying to compact it into the most focused presentation. 1/
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i don't need to be protected from porn. porn needs to be protected from me
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 01/06/2026
hi hello bimbo has a linktree-like template. literally couldn’t be easier to switch. think about it imo iznaut.itch.io/bimbo
iznaut.itch.io
bimbo by izzy kestrel
a static site generator for dumb girls
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ChocoMingo 🦩 @chocomingo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I'll say what Bluesky fails to address in v1.122 They've rolled out a new "adult content" tag applied on an entire account, hiding all their posts from users, including text posts, even if they may be SFW This update, while well-intentioned, defeats the whole purpose of the content filters system
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