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Celebrating the unsung heroes of the Tour de France. That’s right - the cows.

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William Buck @williambuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Beef And Dairy Network Podcast @beefanddairy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Odyssey is a story about the impossibility of turning down good beef.
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Tim Osborne Photography 🍁 @timosborne.ca · 05/08/2026
Still working through edits from my trip to Scotland and felt compelled to immediately share this Highland Cow photo. I love the combo of the weirdo in the foreground and judgy one in the background. 😂 #highlandcow #scotland
A reddish-brown Highland Cow reaches its head over a fence while giving side-eye to the viewer. A judgy cow stands in the background.
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, excellent! And good to see them getting closer for a better view 🐮
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#TrollDJ @trolldj.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMb... #couchpeloton #TrollDJ #sbstdf #tdf2026
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Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
YouTube video by Thermosion
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nice little reminder from Simon, Matt and Bridie of the gold that social media used to deliver around big events, with their talk of the Green Edge bus, and the related Tw1tter account. #goodtimes
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Spectacular!
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ednl🇪🇺 @ee1.nl · 17/07/2026
Field art in the Vosges mountains with @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social #tdf2026
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ednl🇪🇺 @ee1.nl · 16/07/2026
One (ok, four) for @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One of my favourite social media accounts.
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Catching up on the Bastille Day stage. Is that a vache in the crowd? #couchpeloton
Stage 10 Tour de France cyclists pass what looks like a fan in a cow costume.
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Visible Procrastinations @visibleprocrast.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
#lvdt mentioned - Drink! 🐄 @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social #couchpeloton
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Chapeau to Bridie for the Bastille Day outfit 🇫🇷 🚴‍♂️ 🧀 🍷 #sbstdf
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rest day thoughts: - still no idea what Capgemini does despite having seen approximately eleventy billion ads for them - how is showing a dude in Lycra taking B12 and getting smoked by a woman riding in a hi-viz vest with two kids on the back a winning advertising strategy for Blackmores? 🤔🤔🤔
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A fascinating read!
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Thanks for the historical Pyrenees cows! They will have been pleased about the bears…
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Actual vachetastic vaches
A group of cows in a field as the Tour de France passes by.
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Catching up on the rest of (*cough* most of *cough*) stage 4 and those vaches from last night look very much like buffalo…
Screen shot from stage for of the Tour de France showing riders passing a group of cows
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Aww, thanks Bridie for the vaches shoutout at 169.4 km #lvdt
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I hope Keeno gets his hands on a Caja Rural cap. He’s earned it already with his enthusiastic rolled Rs. #sbstdf
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Catching up on the TTT - not a great start for Les Vaches. The only cow fact so far is the manure that gave Artz gastro 😳
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Such an iconic image ❤️❤️❤️
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Excellent placement of Caja Rural with the cows, here…
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You must forgive me for not writing for so long, but I just wanted to be on my own for a couple of years or so.
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
So Mr Aussie Home Loans and his “I reckon” is good enough for commentary on the budget for 7:30 Report 🙄🙄🙄
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Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 03/05/2026
#CouchPeloton First women's "grand tour" of the year starts tonight in Spain and with limited TV coverage the #TrollTips deadline is 50km to go.
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sophoife.bsky.social @sophoife.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hi #CouchPeloton, first Grand Tour of the year starts on SBS at 20:50 AEST, about an hour + 15 minutes into the stage. #FRATL entry deadline for #LaVueltaFemenina2026 will be 21:30 AEST — the stage is only 114.8km long.
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Dr Headgear @drheadgear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
COWS! @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social #FlecheWallonne
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Katy M @writebikerepeat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Some Tibopino cows for your tineline 🥹 (from his instagram)
Beautiful adult and baby cow
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
21km Cows on the Cauberg. #LVDT #AGR26 #CouchPeloton
Handful of cows in the fields on the far left on the ascent of the Cauberg, Valkenberg. Womens' Amstel Gold Race 2026
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Caspia's PhotoBOOOOs! 🏳️‍⚧️ @caspiasphotos.com · 11/04/2026
@asherwolf.bsky.social Thank you for your important social media work today (reposting all the cats watching Artemis) <3
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cyclingalps.bsky.social @cyclingalps.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I made this silly cycling video 15 years ago : YES: I do sleep in a polka dot jersey/hat and cow socks :=) www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcVW... (best part of video is receiving a beer from my belgian domestique) :
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2010 Tour de France Preview - Stage 8
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Mark Kenny @markgkenny.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What happens when egotistical fools and dilettantes are given their heads…
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Tonight’s “and finally…” story on ABC news www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
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Bruce the bull makes appearances at Albany’s local bowling alley and pool rooms
Follow the latest headlines from ABC News, Australia's most trusted media source, with live events, audio and on-demand video from the national broadcaster.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
In other cow-related war food news... Cheese pioneer Léon Bel ("Ba! ba! ba! Ba baby...") was in the French army in WW1. "Valkyrie" was the truck he drove along the Voie Sacrée daily to surply Verdun. He painted a cow on its side: "La Vache Qui Rit" Anyway that's how Laughing Cow cheese was born.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Latest debacles at the State Library of Victoria: an arresting report by Gideon Haigh. Is the Board illegal as well as awful? Is the withdrawn 'restructure' proceeding by stealth (cultural vandalism, expertise-jettisoning, giant video screens in the Dome, etc)? www.cricketetal.com/p/whats-stil...
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What's (Still) Happening at the State Library of Victoria?
GH catches up
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Long read. Very well put together. Very important. Thank you Gareth Hutchens.
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PuckBuddys [Craig Brownstein] @puckbuddys.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
@lesvachesdutour.bsky.social Moo!
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Boycott the World Cup. Boycott the Olympics.
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I’m missing this! The irony of bike races in your own time zone clashing with (ugh) *work* 😆
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
“Few cows reach her age of 13 years old, or live in such a stimulating environment. That said, the researchers believe cattle may simply be smarter than people have previously realised.”
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The Welsh word for a ladybird is buwch goch gota, which I’d translate as STUBBY RED COW. The Vietnamese word for a ladybird, which means “turtle bug,” is BỌ RÙA. And, in a pleasing linguistic coincidence, in Irish BO RUA means RED COW.
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hope you all had-eda a happy Christmas
Photo of a hadeda with a crudely-drawn Santa hat
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The Australian commentators giving a “not angry, just disappointed” energy #theashes
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Also: why is it that the first test of every season, all sports reporters seem to have forgotten how test cricket works? News bulletins all “Australia on top” 🙃
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Related: I’d forgotten the amount of shit broadcast on channel 7
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Les Vaches du Tour @lesvachesdutour.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’d forgotten how much I love the daylight savings timezones when it comes to watching the Perth test #theashes
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A cow is studiously munching her way through a paddock covered in a riot of buttercups to the echo of mountain bikers racing down a nearby hill. Munching Cow is not bothered by humans doing bike things. She's more focused on this juicy patch of grass. It's the important things in life... (3)
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Brooke @bonnieblueblue.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Lucy tells the time of day by the sun setting and rising. She says now that the sun is going down earlier, dinner needs to be a little earlier. Cow sense! 😅 #LucyTheJerseyGirl #RescueCow
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