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hannah

@lesliecrusher.bsky.social
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she/her, 30s, mostly talking about my cat and things that annoy me. i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
mood
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ostonox @ostonox.com · 20/03/2025
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these 🥰
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
life feels like this rn
A picture of a resting baby seal that looks really pathetic.
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I don’t know why this hasn’t sunk in for ppl yet but I repeat, this started on Tumblr. Radfems pushed their ideas in fandom spaces on Tumblr. It was very common to see posts circulating with captions like ‘OP was a TERF so I stole this’, and it was really prevalent around 2012-2013
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
sorry he wanted me to post this much uglier one
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i wouldn't let @aquickalias.bsky.social buy these </3
A picture of Richard holding three egg shaped, Easter themed Sonic plushies - Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy. They are very uncanny.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
happy presidents day
Screenshots from the Game Changer episode "Second Place" where Brennan Lee Mulligan is saying "we're here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America".
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
had a truly terrible night's sleep that fucked up my whole day but i finally got my shit together enough to make chocolate nice cream for dessert and it was soooooooooo goooood
A picture of a small red and white bowl of chocolate banana "nice" cream with a spoon in it.
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
anyone want to see the açai bowl i had this week. i will dream of it forever
An açai bowl on a restaurant table with several different colorful tropical fruits sprinkled on top.
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
that's enough news for the next week i think
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This is painfully true and everyone needs to hear it www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...
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You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism
Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ MAKE SURE YOU ARE UP TO DATE ON YOUR VACCINES. Since CDC Vaccine Information Statements are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE ARCHIVE of CDC Vaccine Schedules and VISs can be found here: • www.immunize.org/official-gui... • www.immunize.org/vaccines/vis...
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Ezri once told Worf, "The Klingon Empire is dying, and I think it deserves to die … I know this sounds harsh, but the truth is you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example." Later that day, Worf killed Gowron. This is a post about DS9.
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i'm out of the country on a work retreat right now and i don't want to go back 😭
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This is what revisionist history looks like, in real time. And this also is why it might appear that archaeologists and historians have to dig deep to discover the existence of powerful women and marginalized groups -- because their legacies are so often erased.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This thread will be stories of how people hold the line--continue to behave responsibly and ethically.
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
every new headline is the worst thing I've ever read in my life so let's look at our porch goose's new outfit instead
A picture of a plastic porch goose on a front doorstep. He is wearing a blue postman outfit/hat and wearing a mail carrier sack.
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
sorry to sound like a nasty girl but can we please stop putting safe sex lessons in very explicit romance books. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. EVERYONE HERE KNOWS HOW IT WORKS
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i straight up cannot look at all these headlines folks. i'll be real with you. i will drop dead like a fragile chicken that just randomly has a heart attack one day
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
fuck yeah. a funny joke. now to open the replies to see some less funny versions of the joke.
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i feel like i'm going insane watching blake lively get blatantly amber hearded and people are just... eating it up
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no it's lin 💜 @infromthesnow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I think I speak for us all when I say we've all seen enough. blake lively should be allowed to push justin baldoni into moving traffic
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
:3 ❤️ @aquickalias.bsky.social
An engagement picture of me and Richard in fall foliage, smiling at the camera.
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CeramicToast on bsky! @ceramictoast.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Discomfort is not harm. Internalize that. Discomfort is not harm, and if you're made uncomfortable by the work of a total stranger who does not know you exist, you can just process on your own and move on. You do not need to make it anyone's "fault" and no one needs to be "held accountable" for it.
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
me when it's time to play with toy trucks and watch bluey: this babysitting shit is easy 😎 me when it's time for the baby to start wailing for mama and dada:
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Meghan Jenkinson @palaeo-meghan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎
Screenshot of the wikipedia page for Merychippus, a proto-horse that lived in North America 15.97-5.33 million years ago. It had three toes on each foot.
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
although i never had much investment in the blake lively downfall saga earlier this year (beyond not really liking blake lively to begin with and thinking the movie looked bad), i'm freaked out by how i didn't pick up on the fact that it was manufactured.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
seeing a surprising amount of "this blake lively stuff is bad but that doesn't mean i was wrong about amber heard" and boy is that like seeing an interview with charlie brown where he's like "what lucy just did with the football was inexcusable, but the first time she definitely saw a wolf coming"
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
why do my most random posts get notes
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
A brown stripey cat looks over the counter at a store.
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
the passport office gave me an extra photo so now I can carry myself around in my wallet like I'm my own child
A passport-style picture of me with an intense expression on a white background
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
at the dentist and i'm feeling NOT BRAVE AT ALL
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
the eye doctor just asked if I was a natural redhead with my roots looking like this... LOL
A picture of me with my face tilted forward so the camera can see the top of my head. There is a half inch of brown hair at my roots and the rest is red.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A trap I see a lot of leftist and broadly left people falling into often is the needle pit from saw 2. It looks like a fun ball pit, but it's not and I'm tired of warning people about it.
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Evan Williams @evanwritescars.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
uhhhh a guy just ran in front of me on mopac with two armed policemen chasing him??
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
stop it i'm going to cry
Crap Dog Photography
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Georgia Beaumont Jessop • 2d •
My husband took this photo of our boy, Gus and removed the car in the background using Al. Amazing result!!
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
LRT is making me want to read animorphs again 🫣
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Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
When Animorphs ended, fans were vocal about how they didn't like the depressing ending. K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read. It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#1 allie x fan for another year 😎
A screenshot of my Spotify wrapped, featuring Allie X as the top artist
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Jacob Croft @jakeillustrates.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
That's a pretty intimidating health bar he has too
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
ross bryant the man that you are...
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
had a too-strong cocktail and now I'm double fisting two large raw carrots
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hannah @lesliecrusher.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
imaginal disk by magdalena bay for album of the year and it is NOT even close!!!!
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a painting of a woman with a hand reaching out to her head
Alt: a gif of a woman from the cover of Magdalena Bay's album Imaginal Disk. a spectral hand is inserting a CD into her forehead
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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Cats are definitely aliens 👽
Doodle of a fluffy little green cat with black alien looking eyes and antennae

Caption says "my cat is from another planet"
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