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Lesley Hughes

@lesleypresley.bsky.social
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Allotmenteer, Book lover, Ruminates on #TheArchers. Brummie living in Staffordshire. Never voted Tory, daughter of a Toolmaker. #WBA fan. She/Her. Still waiting for Justice for Grenfell 💚

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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As I can’t see it being feasible that Fallon or Harrison remain in the marital home in the longer term it would have to go on the market. It would upset the (cider) apple cart if Amber’s dad bought Fallon and Harrison’s cottage for Amber and George. #TheArchers
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/09/2026
[A meme with a yellow background and a pink border. The top left: a cut-out of a screaming person with a shaved head beside three blue stars. The bottom right features a cut-out of a person in a red hoodie covering their face with one hand. Black text reads: "Stop trying to make me consume A.I Slop I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters". Watermarks read "Beautiful, talented and Deadly" and "kira_Djnalie".]
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A name for Baby Grundy ep 374. Apple. This will celebrate the Cider Club and Amber will want to follow in footsteps of Paltrow/Martin. #TheArchers
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The return of Sergeant Bilko - you have to be have a certain age to appreciate the reference!
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’ll be returning from the front soon. I hope he appreciates the knitted gimp mask.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I don't fucking think so"
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greetings and good morning it’s the Thursday farm rush hour
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Popping this in the timeline. #TheArchers
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sounds a very lively derby! Come on the Baggies!
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What is a Rube Goldberg machine and why is it so fascinating?
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of the most heartbreaking things in social work is when brothers and sisters are placed separately as there isn’t an alternative. They are your longest relationships and know your history. I’m so glad this is happening and I hope it’s successful.
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Roland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Run Anna, run as fast as you can! Can you take Lily and Harrison too. Right now let’s see what Bert is up to. #TheArchers
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@cultureshipnames.bsky.social A hair on the mole of the ugly backside of the global hydrocarbon industry - a GSV perhaps?
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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Channeling my anger into something constructive, I've just donated to the RNLI and would encourage you to do likewise if you can. Link here: rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Note to self - when I see a poll check who funded it.
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In an alternate universe I’d be listening to a podcast about Dolly with contributions from @andrewhickey.500songs.com and @tylermahancoe.bsky.social and it would be glorious and so rich in detail about this wonderful person’s life.
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hearing such sad news about Dolly I am reminded of the great podcast Dolly Parton’s America from Radiolab. I’ll probably listen again. Rest in power lovely. 😢
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The lion, the witch and the drawer. #MakeANovelSmaller
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The spirit of Ted has found a host. Paul and Bob, be afraid, be very afraid. #Gonefishing
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My major success at the allotment show was first prize for the most unusual vegetable a kohl rabi that resembled a corona virus 🦠 #TheArchers
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Why would you be tending the lawn? All the ones around here are frazzled to a crisp! Dead dead dead! #TheArchers
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The Northern Sun @thenorthernsun.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The MSM completely missed the gravity of last night's Ukrainian missile strike on the Progress Rocket Center in Samara, Russia. This isn't just another industrial fire. This is the definitive end of independent Russian space dominance and a massive blow to their national pride. 1/5
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What is The Telegraph going to write about now?
A vast list of Telegraph articles hounding Jason Arday
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.
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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Old Dogs Need Love Just as Much ❤️🖤🥳 Original post
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don’t know if this is a real Banksy - but I hope it is
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh I do like to be beside the Clacton-on-Seaside.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Greetings and good morning it’s the Mo-day farm rush hour with Queenie & Kate
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Beatnik, Tuned-in, Grounded, Comfort food Smart-ass 1958
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Shropshire and Beyond @shropshirebeyond.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We had a new visitor to the garden last night - I’m pretty sure it’s a polecat, but can anyone confirm? #Shropshire #Wildlife
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How I feel right now:
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The highlight was the Muppets doing Oh Jeremy Corbyn! #WorldCup
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just said what’s Tom Cruise doing there? Husband replied don’t worry he’ll be short! #WorldCup
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Verify your age” I remember “It’s Friday - it’s 5 to 5 - it’s Crackerjack”!
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
And suddenly the conversation I heard between Ian and Brian earlier this week makes sense! I couldn’t work out how it fitted in. #TheArchers radio gremlins had gifted me a massive spoiler.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Rounding up some translations of Count Binface that have been appearing in foreign press 🇷🇴 Romanian: Contele Tomberonez 🇫🇷 French: Comte Tête-de-Poubelle (bin-head, more accurate than bin-face) 🇮🇹 Italian: Conte Faccia-da-Bidone 🇪🇸 Spanish: "un hombre con un cubo de basura en la cabeza" (!) Cont...
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Anthony Zacharzewski @anthonyzach.be · 10/07/2026
Nothing says “this insurance company knows my country” than using an AI generated map of Belgium that puts Ghent in Wallonie, gives us two Namurs and a south coast on the Med.
Absolutely shit map of a country roughly the shape of Belgium with three regions, and Brussels in the middle but absolutely nothing else is right.
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s Tim-Nice-But-Dim!
Harry Enfield playing Tim-Nice-But-Dim. Wearing a blue and yellow blazer and tie. Character has sticking out front teeth.
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Guess who’s on Newsnight! Farage must be fuming he’s not getting the media attention and it’s all focused on his adversary.
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Lesley Hughes @lesleypresley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Binface’s manifesto. The hand dryer! Said à la Lady Bracknell.
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Dave Davies @daviesdo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
As I saw someone put on Reddit, your ad slogan should be, "Bin cunt face, vote count Binface"
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#Binface #R4Today
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