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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 5h
Private healthcare, so they probably cut down the quanity of chemicals to save a few quid
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As funny as it's been, watching reds and blues having wildly differing interpretations of it all, I've had enough now. Let the chips fall where they may, I say
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How it started How it finished
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're having a new bedroom fitted this week. The lads have turned up with their own mugs that have their names on, and how they take their tea or coffee. That's a level of preparedness I can get on board with
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Romeo, Romeo, where the fuck art though, Romeo?
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Clit Boon Experience
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Carol Vorderman, Numbers Round, Countdown 1986
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Final diary entry, Captain Scott 1912
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know he's left Strictly* but, fuckin hell, this is some career change *Don't @ me, I love Strictly and questions will not be taken at this time
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anne Boleyn, pre-3rd chop, 1536
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just found out that Mr Motivator lives in Wigan. How did I not know that before now?
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seeing as how I'm now on my umpteenth time through it, let me say this. If you haven't yet seen Boston Legal, I can't recommend it highly enough. Spader and Shatner (seriously) are just so good
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like we all need a universal coping mechanism. So let’s share your favourite bass guitarist or bassist.
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I'VE FOLLOWED THROUGH AGAIN. GO AND GET THE MOP"
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A male PE teacher who got suspended for being handsy with the girls, and a female PE teacher who would just stand and watch the girls showering. And, like below, a long rumoured teacher/pupil relationship was "brand new" the second the girl left school
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I fell on a paella"
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky Twitter
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First a high school demanding to know when kids are menstruating, and now this Absolutely normal country
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For 30 years, I've been insisting my missue promised to love, honour and OBEY me, every time we have a tiff. She's just produced the vows in writing, and is now promising to wreak revenge. It was good whilst it lasted
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A load of bedroom furniture broken down using only brute force as a tool, ready for the bedroom fitters a week on Monday, and 3 tip runs to get rid of it #grrrr
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Cheeses and Mary Chain
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As normal, I ran down the fuel in the car before going on holiday. Just filled up, and paid £70 for 40 litres lol@me
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Came in on on the early flight from Málaga. I'm amazed we got off the ground, with the amount of lip filler that was on board
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Princess Di wanted to marry a Muslim, but some members of her family had reservations about it
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We've travelled a lot, over the decades, and I have to say that nobody wears life better, or with more elegance, than Spanish and Italian women. They are sensational. @harrymcnally.bsky.social what do you reckon?
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government"
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuckin hell, I've just seen Frank Lampard on the telly #denier
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An image you can hear
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly ffs
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He doesn't mean "hospitality", he means him and his "celebrity" chef mates who want to charge £500 for a bog standard 4 course meal. He doesn't give a fuck if your local pubs and cafes go to the wall
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I occasionally glance at the tending topics on here, and it appears the entire American food system is in the literal shit, up to and including killing people
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The train out of Piccadilly last night has packed. A girl got on and had to stand in the aisle. She took her laptop out and was clearly struggling to do something on it with one hand holding it. A fella gallantly offered her his seat. She sat down and put the laptop away. Fair fuckin play
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
State of this soppy cunt. Wandered into my thread, objected to what I said, then said he wouldn't discuss it, then re-posted me
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I keep seeing Cardiff/Wrexham described as "the Welsh derby", and now I want to commit many acts of violence
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Decent trolling by Facebook, this, tbf
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hayden Panettiere now, fuckin hell
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I cleared out the cable drawer this morning. 34 usb cables of various types. 16 HDMI cables, 22 A-B adapters of various types, 16 SATA cables, 8 power adapters for unknown devices, 7(!) usb extenders, 6 kettle leads, 4 display port cables and an assortment of other things that are now all in the bin
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What we now refer to as spam (emails) was originally called Velveeta. Spam was different. If anybody is actually interested in the difference (but, let's face it, who would you be), I'll be happy to explain
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I've dropped 4 stone since Xmas (no needles). Because we're off to Spain in 3 weeks, and I've had to buy a whole new set of clothes, I've just taken 5 (count 'em) bags of clothes to the clothing bank. There will be a lot of fat African lads looking very smartly* dressed in a few weeks *Appallingly
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just found out why I'm getting a ton of followers all of a sudden, it's because someone added me to this fuckin nonsense
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
2 quite different approaches to the same solution
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Billionaires own all the public services, one way or another, may as well chuck in all the football clubs as well
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The bigger issue here is the lack of an obligation to tell you a sub is due for renewal. With software, especially, unless you immediately cancel the sub after ordering, the first you know about the renewal is when they take the money
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Talking about Benalmadena in another thread, and realised I saw this when we were there. Not sure if it's on the all inclusive
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Stab Wars
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is genuinely shit news. There's already precious little of my childhood left, as it is, without this
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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@thepatheticcasual.bsky.social just seen the news about the John Bull ffs
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