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Lemony

@lemonyrios.bsky.social
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I'm Maya, I'm an average lemon. An OnlyFish supporter 🐟💞 They/them

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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was telling my kid a story of when I was a kid and she's like "was that from 1933 or something?" Kid how old do you think I am?? Hahaha
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Having Lupus and kidney failure is seriously rough. Some days I barely have energy to eat cereal. Even sleeping requires so much energy. I hate being tired all the time. It's so frustrating.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's always the same with these people. If trans women had a magical advantage in sports like they say then the majority of female athletes would be trans, but less than a handful ever made it to the Olympics in the 30 years they've been allowed.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When watching la rosa de Guadalupe I realized my type of women I'm attracted to are the raccoons. Like they stay up late and have bags under their eyes. I'm like "this actress is so pretty" then I put two and two together haha it makes so much sense
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
For a desert, it sure rains a lot here! Almost nightly
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm applying for law school in September and was like, "my lsat score isn't the best maybe i should retake it" then i saw it was 300 dollars and changed my mind to, "my score is pretty good" haha
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Congressional dems have always been status quo sheep. Like same sex marriage had a low approval rating before SC passed it and then they were all supportive of it. Like if we depended on politicians I doubt we would have same sex marriage or other rights today.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Them: Your Spanish is amazing, why did you learn it? Me: I'm Mexican, so....
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Let them pick the three genders when they turn ten like little Pokémon trainers. Then they can go on and collect more as they go adventuring and avoiding team rocket who is trying to take their gender away.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
My daughter gave herself a haircut when she was 2-3. Definitely not cute before we fixed it. She had a buzz cut for 2 years with how slowly hair grows haha she still gets mistaken for a boy even now and she's 8. With how people treated her, she definitely acts more like a boy from the experience.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I would kill for a President AOC. The rest of the party... not at all haha seriously disappointed by democrats.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Snowy snow snow
White Hedgehog.Also white hedgehog
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
It's so miserably hot! Even in my hair conditioned office. It's only 10 am and still June. I'm not gonna survive August 💀
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Senile old man. No different from JKR with bringing up irrelevant topics.
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Nothing sums up the state of affairs for transgender Americans quite like the US Supreme Court denying trans people life-saving healthcare at the same time that the Trump administration shuts down suicide prevention programs for LGBTQ people. These bastards want us all dead.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
My niece came out as trans. So I've been helping her and her mom through it since I have first hand experience. Luckily, she's still a kid and won't start puberty til 4 years from now, when this admin dies (hopefully).
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It's funny that he's heading over considering they have a 1 million USD (I forgot if it was USD or Euro) bounty on his head. Hopefully they do the funniest thing.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Took me a week to recover from a face sunburn. My cheeks and lips were so bloated and cracked. Bleeding lips sucked so much and I couldn't even eat!! I'm not made for the summer. Hopefully your recovery is faster than mine was 😖
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Sure let's make an old man who hears voices into our leader and responsible for millions of lives. I wouldn't trust trump with picking up my dog's poop, but here we are allowing him access to nuclear weapons. I just hope I live far enough from a nuclear silo.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I'm impressed he can toss a baby that far. Considering babies are like over 10 pounds unless it's a newborn or premature which would fall under 7, definitely WAY heavier than a baseball. If it was a softball player, I could see it, not so much baseball..
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
"🎶IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO🎶"
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Ugh I'm so miserable. Do I really have to wait 3 more hours to go home?
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm so nauseous. Hormones are seriously killing me. I should've refilled on that nausea medicine earlier this week 😵‍💫
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Especially Israel. Blowing up kids wasn't enough, they also have to prevent aid from reaching the survivors. Starving to death is a horrible thing to do to anyone. I hate the US for enabling them too.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I'm not sure if a 8 hour flight or 8 hours in a office are better. Sure I can walk in the office, but I can't measure how long I'm stuck here like I can on a plane haha long days kill me
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I would definitely follow the yaps! I wanna know lore and back stories of the characters!
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
they never miss
The Onion: Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It's actually funny, one of my exes was bi, she denied it because of homophobic household, but would dress me in her clothes. There's a lot to unpack there, but it makes a lot of sense to post-trans me haha
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I got so burned that my face and lips are swollen with blisters. I only spent 40 minutes outside this week looking for fossils with my kid. I wouldn't survive a few minutes in SE Asian country 😔
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I mean if you're a billionaire and use your endless funds to make organizations to make people's lives worse, then you're a double evil person. The audacity to say she's pro woman, but attacks cis women and aligns with predators is also telling. She's a horrible person.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
They're killing each other? What, is Elon Musk letting Trump ride in a Tesla? Lol
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
My face is sunburned so it feels soo raw. Mix that with cramps and I'm surprised I'm managing so many hours of sleep 💀
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
You're laughing? Elon is online spiraling like one of his rockets and you're laughing?
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
They tried this for trans visibility day last year because Easter landed on it. It didn't work then and much less now. They can take pride and the rainbow from me over my cold, dead body.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Democrats should focus on important things like impeaching trump and trying to fix the harm these tarrifs and mass fed layoffs are doing. You see their priorities is just keeping the status quo...
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Assigned Cop at Birth lol
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I would just accept my fate, but I take baths in boiling hot water. Poor spider would boil like a lobster haha
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I had that happen before. I went directly to my bank and blocked payments to the servicer and disputed charges for the ones that passed. They stopped bothering me after 3 months. It sucks and is time consuming, but better than losing money.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Mine is coming by mail! I got the email over the weekend for it. So excited!
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
On the second day of pride my true love gave to me🎶 2 hours of sleep and one rainbow~ Hehe being serious, I could go all month. Especially since my wife's birthday is on the 30th and she's turning 30. So it would be a perfect fit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/06/2025
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
As the government tries to hide our existence. It proves why pride events matter. If the government was allowed to make gay marriage and be openly queen illegal, 51% of the politicians would be supportive for it. The only reason they don't is because they know they would face opposition.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I'm definitely on a list by now haha as a fed employee, I got some bs anti LGBT email back in January and some rule about using agab bathrooms which I haven't followed at all. My legal name and email name dont match so they definitely know.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
All cops are ACAB. That Definitely includes the fed ones too. Like the CIA and FBI committed SOOOO many crimes domestically and internationally for policy goals. From killing MLK and Marilyn Monroe to bombing kids in Afghanistan. Definitely not surprised them doing this in this admin.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Saw a rainbow on the first day of pride~
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride month! 3 weeks until Pride at a big city for me. They like holding it the last weekend of the month 💀
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Lyn is such a favorite!
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Thank you! It's just frustrating since my kid had to have the courage to bring it up just to be called a liar by her grandma. I'm just happy I helped my kid early enough so this won't cause any lasting damage.
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Lemony @lemonyrios.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I just cut her off since she's likely not to believe my kid if they ever confess to her something happened. It sucks that people are like this.
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