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DanHero91

@danhero.bsky.social
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Wrestling. Comics. Music (Elder Emo). Nerdy things. Photos of nerdy things. Crohn's. Books. Rage. He/Him/They/Them

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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1 year since we got our house! Various injuries, Essex's entire supply of black paint, 2,000 over budget decisions, but we have successfully lowered the property value by turning the plain white nightmare into cozy goth vibes. A little more work upstairs but some before and afters: #goth #emo
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys did you know JUNGLE PAC was a thing? Holy shit this is incredible. Everyone sharing all these PAC deep cuts is great and this is wild. (Pun kind of intended.) #AEW 🤼
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this podcast is absolutely nuts to listen in real time as Colt brings PAC to a new level of confidence that internally convinces PAC to sign a major contract. Even at that time he was a legend, king of the UK backyarders, lighting the world on fire in Dragongate and so humble about it. Our bastard
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"He's our bastard."
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh this was the wrong day for a random person in our street to park over our driveway. Took almost a year to make an enemy on the street but here we are, I guess.
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't even have words. This hurts. RIP PAC.
RIP Pac
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Essentially all we want from Hangman and Swerve. Ready for this to be their catchphrase / all time best selling merch. #AEW #AEWAllOut
Be gay. Do crime.
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wife whenever Lena Kross is about to come on the screen. Pretty sure she'd leave me for her if she thought she had a chance. #AEWAllOut
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Tormund Asks About Brienne in Game of Thrones
Alt: Tormund Asks About Brienne in Game of Thrones
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Still got it" I whisper to myself after belting out Taking Back Sunday's "You Know How I Do" between hoovering and laundry, after waking up at 11am because I stayed up a bit late to watch TV but feels like I ran a marathon.
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a fucking show. AEW never misses on PPV. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I bet Mox tastes like pennies and years old beef jerky #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are we about to find out why Marina still has that key? #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so tired I'm wondering if you could choke someone out with a canvas bag instead just to be more environmentally friendly in Danielson's honour Whilst singing Tim Minchin's Canvas Bags. "take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags, to kill Jon Moxley..." #AEWAllOut
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Tim Minchin's Energetic Smile
Alt: Tim Minchin's Energetic Smile
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The country of Death Riders has imposed sanctions and stopped the United Empire from accessing the Wristlock Canal in retaliation to the flag burning. When reached for statement, PAC said "what a twat." #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very disappointed that Assassin's Creed intro didn't feature several horrifying glitches and a Red Ring of Death. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh fuck me here come some clowns claiming Shinsuke somehow owns violins. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wardlow has been injured filming this return vignette. (I joke... Kind of.) #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK YEAH YOUNG BUCKS. That match gave me 7 million heart attacks. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So did these six guys just decide "we're gonna make every single move look like a close call just to fuck with everyone's heart rate"? Cause fuck me I've not drunk for 20 years and I need one. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cope looking up at those belts like "awwwww fuck I'm gonna break both legs this time." #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Definitely not a TLC match time! #AEWAllOut
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Run Godzilla
Alt: Run Godzilla scene in Austin Powers.
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The wedding episode of Dynamite between Swerve and Hangman will be most viewed television show of all time. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Swerve wearing Reverse Flash while New Level are classic Flash and arguing within the first few minutes of the match. #AEWAllOut
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Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
Alt: Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woods, I know you're having a great time wrestling but if you could hurry the fuck up with Da Party. Please. I need my Uno streams back. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TK: "quick Tony get on the mic and let the crowd know Steve's okay before this match so we can all enjoy the simmering, building sexual tension." #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
... Did Tony say "our farts are with him"? #AEWAllIn
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Womens hardcore matches in AEW just do. Not. Miss. #AEWAllIn
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nigel has made like four 2 Girls 1 Cup references during this match and I think he's just trying to let the world know his kink at this point. #AEWAllIn
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alex Windsor dressed in "3am fistfight outside Chameleon" attire. This is a very Essex reference and maybe like 3 people will get it. #AEWAllOut.
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okada vs. Willow Ciampa. All In 2035. Texas Death. #AEWAllOut
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Tony Khan Says 'Book It'
Alt: Tony Khan Says 'Book It'
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okada is laughing his ass off while Ciampa kicks the crap out of him 😂 I think we've found Okada's favourite moment in wrestling. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was in a pop punk band, I suggested a lyric at any opportunity comparing a doomed relationship to the Spanish Announce Table, and people just waiting for it to implode. No one else was a wrestling fan so they always said no. Jerks. Yet another reason why I left music. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dani Luna Vs. Kris Statlander. Immediately please. I need it. #AEWAllOut
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Bobby Newport: Give Me It!
Alt: Bobby Newport: Give Me It!
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dani keeps looking at herself on the screen and trying not to smile 😂 Thoroughly recommend people watching her dog collar match against Alex Windsor from Rev Pro it's fucking awesome. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That guy in the front row flicking beer at people needs to be slapped. So fuckin hard. With a golf club. That's on fire. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"PAC said 'while Andrade has been preoccupied with being so sexy...'" Everyone online watching another AEW wrestler fall into the "possibly could kiss opponent" list. #AEWAllOut
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Mr Bean's Playful Smirk
Alt: Mr Bean's Playful Smirk
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No context wrestling images #AEWAllOut
Wheeler with his hands in questionable places.
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Introducing myself in the tailgate brawl split screen. #AEWAllOut
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Key And Peele Key Peele
Alt: Key And Peele Key Peele
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Americans bleeping "god damn" in 2026 always makes me laugh. #AEWAllOut
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Setting up in the living room before remembering at 11:59 that we have a giant f'n projector screen upstairs now. Fuck yeah. #AEWAllOut
100" projector screen showing Shibata Vs Perry
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm about to give my 7 year old nephew his first ever guitar lesson. They do lessons at school and did a beginner thing to let them get used to playing open notes. The instruction my sister said was "can you find a song mostly open notes?" Done. I see no problems. (Expand photo for song title).
Blink 182's acoustic masterpiece Fuck A Dog.
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you see this, post a random wrestling picture 🤼
Trent Seven hiding on the outside of the ring during the Rev Pro Rumble. Staring directly at me as I take a photo. 

There are several others after he started posing for me 😂
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A coworker who's a huge movie fan just asked "Was David Arquette involved in wrestling? I had no idea." Buckle up, cowboy. I've got some stories to tell. 🤼
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David Rose: Deep Breaths on Schitt's Creek
Alt: David Rose: Deep Breaths on Schitt's Creek
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The funniest thing about WWE now owning Busted Open is that Bully can't react to that Dudley Boyz shot on #AEWDynamite. It's been almost 24 hours and I imagine he's still screaming in a cupboard somewhere, bright pink and wheezing.
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you ever try to explain why wrestling is so great to your friends and have to be like "So you get ALL the drama. Not just the stories in the show but then you get all the backstage beef, and online beef, imagine Chris Evans tweeting 'You're the dumbest person I know and I know Tom Holland'"
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jon Moxley has professionally RECORDED A SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO for Renee for her birthday. Dear God I hope she can post it 😂 #AEW 🤼
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Andrade coming out on #aewcollision like when the Average Joe's got their luggage mixed up. 🤼
Average Joe's gimp suits Andrade gimp suit
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got to see a taping of Taskmaster yesterday. Absolute insanity watching the unedited version but since the rest is hush; I stopped a guy from cutting the queue by stepping in front of him and making the most eye contact I've made with a stranger in 20 years. it's been a day and I'm still BUZZING.
Taskmaster set
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching #AEWDynamite / Steve Borden Me: He looks like the perfect bad boy in every teen drama. Sarah: Perfect Danny Zuko Me: An even more attractive version of the original killer in Scream. Sarah: BILLY LOOMIS?! SKEET ULRICH?! YOU'RE INSANE. And this is how I found out my wife LOVES Skeet 😂
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DanHero91 @danhero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ospreay. Ilja. Speedball. Buddy. Aminata. Also give me Ilja vs. Takeshita immediately.
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