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@leechesandcreme.bsky.social
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they/he | 23 covid safe autistic trans butch treaty 1 territory

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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
i h8 driving ! i h8 it! i h8 driving people around!! i would also like to be stoned!! pls people stop assuming i want to drive u around !! i get its fun to get stoned and be driven around but its not fun to be the only possible dd bc nobody else has their fucking goddamn drivers license!!
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
i bought purple contacts today 😎
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
next knitting project planned 😋
red michaels basket with 8 little balls of yarn. 2 light green, 1 blue, 1 teal, 1 black, 1 orange, 1 purple, 1 pink screenshot of a knitting pattern photo, its a light teal vest with a vneck and wood buttons and wavy bottom edge
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
every day the urge to fucking quit my job gets stronger and stronger
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
sooo funny that my coworkers she/her me CONSTANTLY but customers at my work almost always call me sir or he
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
made a crochet wasp for my friends birthday!! i free handed the pattern (except the wings, i just found a free heart pattern online) and im very proud of the head shape:)
a crochet wasp, from a side view, its body is purple and pink stripes and has light blue heart shaped wings. it has a head and 2 body segments and 6 pink articulated legs so its actually shaped like a real wasp. it has heart beads on the antenna and for the stinger. it has black and pink safety eyes. same thing but other side view view from the back, its wings r spread apartanother side view
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
made a crochet wasp for my friends birthday!! i free handed the pattern (except the wings, i just found a free heart pattern online) and im very proud of the head shape:)
a crochet wasp, from a side view, its body is purple and pink stripes and has light blue heart shaped wings. it has a head and 2 body segments and 6 pink articulated legs so its actually shaped like a real wasp. it has heart beads on the antenna and for the stinger. it has black and pink safety eyes. same thing but other side view view from the back, its wings r spread apartanother side view
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charis ♿️🍉🦇 @decayingcharis.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
about to take the bus at rush hour with my butch, who is in full kermit the frogface
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
just having a fuckton of pb&js for dinner yesterday and today i love free will
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
got a big box of n95s for 3.99 at the thrift store today!! yippeee:)
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˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of taking a break👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Me, zooted, chopping up chicken nuggets to put in a bowl with plain white rice and peas, covered in Duck Sauce: "Man, I love Chinese food."
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
im freehanding and amigurumi wasp for my friend’s birthday and im so excited to see how it turns out!!
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Cognoscente @cognoscente.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Dudes rock
r/ftm
NSFW
I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it. Is that normal on T?
Advice Needed
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
currently buying vapes bc it’s cheaper than my adhd meds
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i was born in the right era i love weed delivery
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
god i fucking despise being autistic
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
:))
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
my favourite genre of photos of myself has got to be pics of me smoking with clown makeup on
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
oh yeah finished it but forgot to post! also forgot to take pics of it til i already gave it to my gma so heres a pic of me holding it at her house lol
a pic of me standing and holding a shawl that i knitted, im giving 2 thumbs up whole i hold it and i am smiling quite awkwardly, the shawl has thin stripes of 2 shades of blue
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
adhd vs having a uterus and a period means that adhd wins every single time and i am yet again using paper towel to get thru the last hour of my shift
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
thought my mom was saying good night to me but she was talking to her plants
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
about to get my third lobe piercings!!!
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
sections b and c done!
a shawl im knitting, its laid out on my bed with some messy stuff in the background. the shawl is striped with medium blue and a dark blue thats kinda purply, it’s probably like 2 feet long ish? i didnt measure it sorry
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
finished section A of the pattern im doing
the beginning of a knitted shawl, its a curvy triangle with stripes of 2 colours of blue, background is my bedsheets with a floral and geometric patternanother pic of the same progress of the shawl, this one im holding in my hand to show scale and it goes down my forearm, its in the sun and looks a bit more purple in the light
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
its so cold in my city that when i go out to smoke at night none of the lighters will work 😭 its been in the -20s all week and its been ok, but it was like -28°c (like -18°f) when we tried last night and we just gave up and came inside
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
mom caught me smoking weed before work but she thought i was smoking cigarettes instead so win i guess? i thought i was safe shes not usually up til after 8 especially on a saturday 😭
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
not enough rap songs about your grocery store suddenly changing their layout
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I JUST BOUGHT YARN I CANT WAIT TO CAST ON MY PROJECT!!! my grandmas bday is in 2 weeks and i wanna knit her a shawl >:)
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
make is hard!!! progress pics lol
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
i finally started a 6 day star blanket !
the start of a crochet star blanket, yarn is blue and grey and tealsame blanket but a few inches biggersame blanket but now another few inches bigger
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
my femme just got a new wheelchair and im so fucking excited for them!!!!! its so much nicer than their old one!!
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🩸vex🩸MOVING ACCOUNTS 👋 @femmevampire.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
One thing about me is I like elves, another thing about me is I like vampires
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
joel plaskett and the magnus archives basically sums me up lol nobody is surprised by that. altho i do NOT believe that red wine supernova is my top song it said i played it 13 times and i ABSOLUTELY played other songs more than that
screenshot of my spotify wrapped, black and green background with a picture of joel plaskett, top artists are: 1 joel plaskett, 2 joel plaskett emergency, 3 whitehorse, 4 the weakerthans, 5 the killers. top songs are: 1 red wine supernova, 2 north star, 3 you dont miss twice (when youre shaving with a knife), 4 time flies, 5 extraordinarymy top podcasts from spotify wrapped, its a blue and pink background, 1 is the magnus archives, 2 is serial killers, 3 is malevolentmy top songs, yellow background, each one shows tje album art. 1 is red wine supernova by chaplel roan, 2 is north star by joel plaskett emergency, 3 is you dont miss twice (when youre shaving with a knife) by murder by death, 4 is time flies by joel plaskett emergency, 5 is extraordinary by joel plaskett emergency
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
like at least once a month someone thinks im a drug dealer its funny. every time im just standing around waiting someone comes up to me and asks if i have something. today it was weed, sometimes its heroine, its always a fun surprise
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Ripley Larue @ripleylarue.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Here they are 💋 (I sell the prints in a bunch of different colors!) www.etsy.com/shop/ripleyl... #lesbian #butchfemme #printmaking
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
just somersaulted off the bed oops. yes my femme laughed at me alot.
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
coworker told me about a rlly cursed smoothie her mom made: spinach, greek yogurt, milk, oatmeal
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
won tickets to thorgie thor and the wso tonight and im supposed to dress up but its cold and i dont want to wear any of my fun clothes
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
finally alone so im gonna get stoned and make oatmeal
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
about to lose yarn chicken i think lol, lets see if i can finish the head
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
been crocheting alot of tiny creatures L8ly but it just snowed and i think that means i rlly need to get back on track with the cardigan im knitting for my femme and hurry and finish it up before christmas
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jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
accidentally slept thru my appointment to get assessed for adhd because i didn’t realize it was today :/
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moon enthusiast ☭ @swamplesbian.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
the autistic urge to be confused in important emotional conversations
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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in? DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
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