jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 21/05/2025i h8 driving ! i h8 it! i h8 driving people around!! i would also like to be stoned!! pls people stop assuming i want to drive u around !! i get its fun to get stoned and be driven around but its not fun to be the only possible dd bc nobody else has their fucking goddamn drivers license!! 000 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 24/03/2025every day the urge to fucking quit my job gets stronger and stronger 000 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 12/03/2025sooo funny that my coworkers she/her me CONSTANTLY but customers at my work almost always call me sir or he 020 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 04/03/2025made a crochet wasp for my friends birthday!! i free handed the pattern (except the wings, i just found a free heart pattern online) and im very proud of the head shape:) 032 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 04/03/2025made a crochet wasp for my friends birthday!! i free handed the pattern (except the wings, i just found a free heart pattern online) and im very proud of the head shape:) 032 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳charis ♿️🍉🦇 @decayingcharis.bsky.social · 28/02/2025about to take the bus at rush hour with my butch, who is in full kermit the frogface 031 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 28/02/2025just having a fuckton of pb&js for dinner yesterday and today i love free will 010 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 18/02/2025got a big box of n95s for 3.99 at the thrift store today!! yippeee:) 040 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of taking a break👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Me, zooted, chopping up chicken nuggets to put in a bowl with plain white rice and peas, covered in Duck Sauce: "Man, I love Chinese food." 3897 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 16/02/2025im freehanding and amigurumi wasp for my friend’s birthday and im so excited to see how it turns out!! 010 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 14/02/2025currently buying vapes bc it’s cheaper than my adhd meds 010 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 06/02/2025i was born in the right era i love weed delivery 042 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 26/01/2025my favourite genre of photos of myself has got to be pics of me smoking with clown makeup on 020 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 25/01/2025oh yeah finished it but forgot to post! also forgot to take pics of it til i already gave it to my gma so heres a pic of me holding it at her house lol 020 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 18/01/2025adhd vs having a uterus and a period means that adhd wins every single time and i am yet again using paper towel to get thru the last hour of my shift 030 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025thought my mom was saying good night to me but she was talking to her plants 020 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025its so cold in my city that when i go out to smoke at night none of the lighters will work 😭 its been in the -20s all week and its been ok, but it was like -28°c (like -18°f) when we tried last night and we just gave up and came inside 121 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025mom caught me smoking weed before work but she thought i was smoking cigarettes instead so win i guess? i thought i was safe shes not usually up til after 8 especially on a saturday 😭 040 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/01/2025not enough rap songs about your grocery store suddenly changing their layout 2185819558 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I JUST BOUGHT YARN I CANT WAIT TO CAST ON MY PROJECT!!! my grandmas bday is in 2 weeks and i wanna knit her a shawl >:) 120 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background. 446195212335 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 21/12/2024my femme just got a new wheelchair and im so fucking excited for them!!!!! its so much nicer than their old one!! 040 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳🩸vex🩸MOVING ACCOUNTS 👋 @femmevampire.bsky.social · 06/12/2024One thing about me is I like elves, another thing about me is I like vampires 3314 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/12/2024sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell 4016195607 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 04/12/2024joel plaskett and the magnus archives basically sums me up lol nobody is surprised by that. altho i do NOT believe that red wine supernova is my top song it said i played it 13 times and i ABSOLUTELY played other songs more than that 020 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 28/11/2024like at least once a month someone thinks im a drug dealer its funny. every time im just standing around waiting someone comes up to me and asks if i have something. today it was weed, sometimes its heroine, its always a fun surprise 130 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳Ripley Larue @ripleylarue.bsky.social · 26/11/2024 Here they are 💋 (I sell the prints in a bunch of different colors!) www.etsy.com/shop/ripleyl... #lesbian #butchfemme #printmaking 25522 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 26/11/2024just somersaulted off the bed oops. yes my femme laughed at me alot. 051 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 24/11/2024coworker told me about a rlly cursed smoothie her mom made: spinach, greek yogurt, milk, oatmeal 020 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 23/11/2024won tickets to thorgie thor and the wso tonight and im supposed to dress up but its cold and i dont want to wear any of my fun clothes 000 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 22/11/2024finally alone so im gonna get stoned and make oatmeal 040 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 22/11/2024about to lose yarn chicken i think lol, lets see if i can finish the head 010 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 22/11/2024been crocheting alot of tiny creatures L8ly but it just snowed and i think that means i rlly need to get back on track with the cardigan im knitting for my femme and hurry and finish it up before christmas 140 0
jasper 🍳 @leechesandcreme.bsky.social · 20/11/2024accidentally slept thru my appointment to get assessed for adhd because i didn’t realize it was today :/ 140 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳moon enthusiast ☭ @swamplesbian.bsky.social · 19/11/2024the autistic urge to be confused in important emotional conversations 051 0
Reposted by jasper 🍳Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in? DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice? 774030285 0