Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don’t normally like tooting my own horn, but I smashed it with this slow cooker goulash so, toot toot 020
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Another shitty day, but this song gets me through it. I love you, TWRP. youtube.com/watch?v=8AFm...youtube.comTWRP - Bright Blue Sky (Official Video)YouTube video by TWRPtube 110
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Did that thing again where I did nothing. But it’s OK. I’m OK. 020
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 03/10/2026First fun in ages I’ve had watching England solely because it sounds like a bunch of English hooligans in a Wacky Warehouse 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Been in Nice today and found the bust of a @nogodsnomayors.com podcast alumni 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Still convinced Man City will have zero consequences for being found guilty. Trump has been impeached twice and no one cares. 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t care how much of a pr0pEr bLoO he is, Andy Burnham is a fucking cunt and the Labour Party is speedrunning us into fascism. 010
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Managed to stay up all night to watch my first live Giants game of the season aaaaaaand our season is ruined in Q1 see you all next year 110
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pro Tip for dealing with Everton: distract yourself with Brisket. 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Admittedly I don’t challenge my dad’s opinions as often as I should, but he just said Maupay was better than Barry and I couldn’t let that slide 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026CHOOSE YOUR AI FIGHTER: - Plastic Cod - “Steak” Pie - Chips that look like wrong Tteokbokki 010
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s been a conflicting week of people I like doing horrible things, and people I hate doing horrible things 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Went to the pub for a quick several and the elderly dog I saw once recognised me. Fucking blessed. 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Seeing Sexy Dexy playing in a Bengals uniform:static.klipy.comDog's Shocked 'Oo Really' FaceALT: Dog's Shocked 'Oo Really' Face 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 12/09/2026SANKT PAULI WON A GAMEstatic.klipy.comTim Robinson & Friends Celebrating with ChampagneALT: Tim Robinson & Friends Celebrating with Champagne 020
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: Germs/food poisoning Thunder and lightning Sleeping in the dark The Game Over screen in Donkey Kong Land That time PSAs were really fucking graphic/realistic 020
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Turns out I’ll be in Japan for that Zelda 40th anniversary concert. Absolute fuck all chance of getting a ticket, but I can dream eh 110
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Cardamom pods. Why do they need to be in pilau rice? What do they offer that necessitates throwing them in whole? Nothing, that’s what. Just thrown in to accidentally bite down on and ruin dinner. Bastards. 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What is the definition of the BBC than introducing two players who represented Everton and Man United then starting with Arsenal v Chelsea? 100
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Everton didn’t lose but HSV got battered so I’m happystatic.klipy.comSmile Thumbs UpALT: Smile Thumbs Up 110
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Tyrique George. youtu.be/mGLSeWYCggwyoutu.beShit, did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine (Alan Partridge)YouTube video by footballisthewinner 110
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I feel Illi. But I’ll get Beto. This is terrible Patterson. 000
Reposted by JoeSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"Moe, what do you recommend for severe depression?" "Booze, booze and more booze." 112023
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The pub I went in had a sign that said ‘petrol is more expensive than beer’ and I had to convince someone that beer in that pub was about £12/litre 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Didn’t last long, but failures are victories on a long enough scale 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Think I need to delete social media until the transfer window closes, my anxiety’s off the fucking charts 110
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’m sure those cunts at the Premier League make up a new rule each week to deny Everton a penalty 010
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s Friday, so I’m having a pint in Liverpool and playing Spot the Kopite 100
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Don’t know what the new Dewsbury-Hall chant is but fair play for not taking the easy option of Wonderwall 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Say what you like about Keighley, but it’s nice that Nerd Christmas is still being held in Köln 100
Reposted by JoeKane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon 2661281779
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Just bought my first (and last) Funko. Just need some tiny Everton crests and we’re golden 👍 010
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Moyes has always been a miserable shite, and he’s free to be, but it doesn’t look great when he’s countering praise for Armstrong with “he wouldn’t be starting if other players were fit” and then it cuts to Wayne Rooney 000
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Richest league in the world and they still judge offsides by drawing with crayon on the monitors. Fucking joke 010
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Listened to a podcast before that had one of the TAW meffs as guest and I’m proud that I lasted 30 minutes before wanting to launch my phone 100
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It’s not a new season until someone posts the “Fuckin Knob’ed!” mum 👍 010
Reposted by JoeTom @domingo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm not sure about the AI food apparently on offer for this season, though... 261
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 20/08/2026For some reason Fantasy PL didn’t like me naming my team “Kill your Masters”. Woke brigade strikes again 010
Reposted by JoeNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026okay so just checking in on the UK media. learning lots. being trans isn’t real. ADHD isn’t real. being disabled isn’t real. but what is real is Harry Potter 433035553
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Brilliant line from @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social podcast, and not just for the creative process. I’m still working on not hating myself because I failed to do this/that today and think I’m a failure for not reaching an imagined ideal of myself based on NT tropes. 020
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Inside me are two hypersensory wolves. One makes the fan’s lowest setting feel like my face is being ripped off. The other makes me sweat so hard without it the UK Government has to issue a monsoon warning. 001
Reposted by JoePostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Its cold, wet and windy, but lots of fun and there are loads of horney women. 717917
Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/08/2026You know how people say that scousers are funny? Well I just encountered the worst try-hard in Greater Merseyside and I wanted to strangle the cunt 100
