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Joe

@lecafecheval.bsky.social
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Everton, AuDHD, and Horses. he/him

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 12h
WE LOVE YOU, CHIITAN!!!
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 23h
5, really struggled with the links
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t normally like tooting my own horn, but I smashed it with this slow cooker goulash so, toot toot
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cheers mate 👍
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another shitty day, but this song gets me through it. I love you, TWRP. youtube.com/watch?v=8AFm...
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TWRP - Bright Blue Sky (Official Video)
YouTube video by TWRPtube
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The best part is the sign said to not warm up in that net. Pure, distilled, Everton, that.
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I have to go now. My Saudi needs me.”
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WHAT BUTTON?!
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“He’s right, he isn’t much for speeches.”
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did that thing again where I did nothing. But it’s OK. I’m OK.
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First fun in ages I’ve had watching England solely because it sounds like a bunch of English hooligans in a Wacky Warehouse
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Do It
ALT: Do It
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Roger Meyers, Sr., the gentle genius behind Itchy & Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the people of the world - and he, in return, was beloved by the world; except in 1938, when he was criticised for his controversial cartoon, ’Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors‘.”
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just 3, 6 and 14 this week. Thought 15 was longest wait between trophies 🙃
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reminds me of when we had to raid the Pizza Hut in Bremen 🤣
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making that argument against a team playing Israel is like complaining Everton conducted massive financial fraud while playing against Man City
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been in Nice today and found the bust of a @nogodsnomayors.com podcast alumni
A terrifying head bust of a terrible person who was Mayor of Nice
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still convinced Man City will have zero consequences for being found guilty. Trump has been impeached twice and no one cares.
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t care how much of a pr0pEr bLoO he is, Andy Burnham is a fucking cunt and the Labour Party is speedrunning us into fascism.
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean, if you can get a picture as cute as my late boy Max with his Rainbow Dash, I’m all for it
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m visiting Nice and Monaco this weekend, half tempted to print a couple of those Ratcliffe illustrations as stickers in the slightest hope the billionaire vagrant sees it
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Just Stop Oil lad?
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst part: actually staying up until 1.15am just to see our season ended in Q1 of Game 2
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Francine Smith: Tired AF with Coffee
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Managed to stay up all night to watch my first live Giants game of the season aaaaaaand our season is ruined in Q1 see you all next year
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I took my mum to see him for Christmas once, I didn’t get goosebumps from watching a load of white 80 year olds shuffling to Blue Danube together
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ohohoho, “ouch!”
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Simpsons Sugarposting Part One
YouTube video by JuiceOne
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Somehow, Kenwright returned…
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pro Tip for dealing with Everton: distract yourself with Brisket.
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got 8 right: streaked 2-7 and got 10 and 11, happy with that 👍
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
…oops!
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Staryu is Thirsti
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Admittedly I don’t challenge my dad’s opinions as often as I should, but he just said Maupay was better than Barry and I couldn’t let that slide
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do my worst, eh?! Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All sound mate, thanks for sharing, made up it helped you 💙
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry, that’s Goro from Mortal Kombat
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CHOOSE YOUR AI FIGHTER: - Plastic Cod - “Steak” Pie - Chips that look like wrong Tteokbokki
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Confused Math Lady Meme
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s been a conflicting week of people I like doing horrible things, and people I hate doing horrible things
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Recovering quotes guy here, terrified to listen to this but Mattie rules so
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Pinkie Pie Stressed in My Little Pony
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ainsley Harriott Says 'Spicy'
ALT: Ainsley Harriott Says 'Spicy'
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We need a new Song of the Summer bracket (September Sanctification)
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Went to the pub for a quick several and the elderly dog I saw once recognised me. Fucking blessed.
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seeing Sexy Dexy playing in a Bengals uniform:
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Dog's Shocked 'Oo Really' Face
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
FEED THIS ORACLE!
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
SANKT PAULI WON A GAME
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Tim Robinson & Friends Celebrating with Champagne
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“So, let’s turn it on!”
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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It was shit. But they didn’t lose. So I like it. 💙
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