Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026teaching my husband about insect-induced edible plant galls and teaching my coworkers about the necessity of various crystalline structures to the process of chip manufacture. and teaching myself, to care 🌈✨ 020
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026high school should end at 20 so they can make sure everyone can live up to the Iranian Revolutionary Government's literacy expectations 000
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026some of these youtube video guys are so fucked up looking. holy moly 021
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026person who can't understand that no one cares about artisanal pornography for shut-ins and insists they are on a moral crusade for The Work. very amusing. 010
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026why don't "y'all" go develop a real personality instead of cobbling one together from tenderqueer posts and avoiding criticism at all costs 000
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my 60s-70s folk-rock playlist has been really moving me through this edit. tremendously easy to imagine the life of a samurai by listening to Neil Young. 000
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026getting up at 6 to get writing and exercise in before work is so good, i hate it, i hate my early onset retiree behaviour 100
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have often said that I could solve the problems of Israel through physics alone 000
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i can never be threatened by a person named "Yoni Goldstein" as I am over 5'5" and am not a child of colour with my back turned. 100
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the feeling of my hip tendons moving around the exterior of the joint when i do a crescent kick makes me want to self-immolate 010
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"your legs are too thick, your ass is too big, your hip mobility is crippled from years of gaming" i will silence all these critics and more! 110
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i'm getting so good at doing the pigeon pose, i'm gonna do it: i'm going to sit lotus-style in 2027 110
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i always assume the powers that be struggle with Molly's whole "rent-a-body" crisis, it'd be pretty gruesome and really easy to fuck up, leaving aside the space rastas and the Genetically Perfect Ninja Slaves 030
Reposted by Jimmy Ddan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018 122323297
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Manitoba doesn't need political parties, Manitoba could be governed entirely by federal decree and it would be the same except I wouldn't have to hear about Wab Kinew anymore 110
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i believe Rahm will, once again, be given a high-level diplomatic post in the Democratic admin because he is their favourite evil demon 020
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026alright as long as you admit that it's cool, the brotherhood of man remains 000
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"israel isn't like south africa because israel successfully eradicated the indigenous population, also, white european jews aren't european" brother your shit is totally busted 050
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026guy finding a unique and beautiful functional work: "ay bruh wtf the fuck y'all doin??" 101
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they have been doing it this way for a hundred years. this is what deportation is, you make someone who cannot represent themselves consent to having their life obliterated by statute. Obama did it, Bush did it, Carter did it. they should all be shot. 000
Reposted by Jimmy DMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me 201025357
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026self-described zionist, huh? you know what YOU should do? 000
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm aware of Biden's religious devotion to Israel, no need to get too upset 130
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026don't know if it still works but I used to go SARS on'em with the dragon rot breath 000
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ah shit, if that happened to me i'd probably have to take my own life 000
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I always like "don't hire actual artists" getting squeezed in there. "that poster could have been a hundred bucks i spent six weeks chasing down" the lamest fantasy of all 000
Reposted by Jimmy Drob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 27/09/2026on r/walking getting into a fight about arm swing that has me posting my home address and photos of me with a bunch of guns 118420
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i really respect the bar for putting up a posts with Soe Noire's venmo after he started getting harassed for being an Insane Criminal 020
Reposted by Jimmy DRocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The double hit of the "Fitness is fascist" lady and the lesbian mask bar thing seems to prove most people only have avoidance or desperately insisting it's low status to make fun of them. 12847
Reposted by Jimmy DMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026inhaled my water laughing at the top reply 1612
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i hurt my hand throwing out a big piece of trash too hard. this is my burden. 000
Reposted by Jimmy DDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child 171329193
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Nor'Easter" yeah dude it's september. are you ok? sit down man seriously 010
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026falling to my knees before an impossible alien artefact after a lifetime of self-interest and violence, begging to be understood 000
Jimmy D @lcbosoundsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happiness For Everyone, And Let No One Be Forgotten 100
