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Dr. Hambowl Licker

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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if i get got in some kinda tragedy PLEASE dont let ppl be out here saying i was a beloved member of the community i terrorize the community with my Constant Antics and im the meanest bitch i know
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as a d1 christmas hater it's actually OFFENSIVE that we're expected to only jam to Last Christmas a couple months a year
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uber driver: hey mind if i vape? me, actively dissociating from my dislocated hip: ye bro why not
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw a hannibal post tagged dark academia? dark academia?? the opposite of that actually, dark middle aged! dark midlife crisis!
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new topic new topic or ill be at this all night fuck ah um i think hannibal lecter is probably a weeaboo
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
This is another great, approachable explainer on “the rationalist wackos who have managed to take over much of the AI industry, and who now have tons of money and political power.” www.iankduncan.com/personal/202...
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Sex, AI, and the Apocalypse - Ian Duncan
How a community devoted to thinking clearly incubated salvation stories, abusive experiments, race science, and an affection for autocracy, and why that history matters now that its alumni are asking ...
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this byline vastly ignores and undermines just how important indigenous people's role in land stewardship allows for this to happen at all. 'leave it alone' implies that we can only do harm, which posits the colonizer as the only person left
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
first of all, i cant take this shit serious when who many of these shows started in 2025. you have waaaay too much faith in your objectivity if you think you can judge where the Pitt belongs already that's like a toddler who just discovered twizzlers going Top 5 Red Thing of All Time
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i will also be there 😌
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 25/09/2026
Blow it up, BlueSky. $9.25 pays for months of books for a kid.
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was sobering up at the all night grits place and somehow got locked in to autopsying a straight situationship. conclusion: the hets are NOT okay
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just saw an ambulance pull up to a business across the street from gwu hospital girl if you don't fuckin LIMP
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
speaking of which, i love finding out which seafood people think are bugs. If You Don't Think A Lobster Is A Bug You're Out Of Your Goddamn Mind but what about sea urchins? all shellfish or just some? i am 100% certain an oyster is a bug and i will not be moved
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
and like, im not perfect. i've nudged a dead rat off the sidewalk with a stick. i've interred bird corpses with my dog's pooper scooper. these are unnecessary and unwise things-i cannot tell a dead animal from a *nearly* dead animal with certainty. but your HAND?? A PLASTIC BAG AND YOUR HAND??
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the single most culturally impactful voice of our time is probably neil cicierge if you think about it
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you kiss a cannibal's man ONE TIME and he sends a serial killer to your house 🙄
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NEW CLAIRE JIA-WEN JUST DROPPED
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*finger hovering over the buy now button while my direct deposit fails to materialize at exactly 11:30 AM* i hate capitalism
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dc is a satire im pretty sure that's two secret service agents casually strolling in the bike lane
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the sidequest to every social engagement is me making the waitstaff break character, the bartender heard me telling a new friend my ol reliable "recovering weeaboo" bit and he snorted so hard he dropped a towel, it was glorious
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
and mind you, Baltimore's a great town and i haven't found it particularly dangerous when visiting, but i get such a giggle imaging hannibal lecter street parking his rare bentley arnage and swanning off to do murder in Lore Accurate Baltimore where all crimes AREN'T elaborate MFA theses by perverts
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026
IF MISS PIGGY IS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR AN OSCAR, THEN WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!?!!
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the wiki says hannibal was arrested in the books for killing NINE people NINE PEOPLE im pretty sure nbc hannibal killed nine people in the PILOT OPENING CREDITS
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026
Catholic Batman is called Daredevil
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
three is such an arbitrary number to make a serial killer it's both too few and too many like if you kill two dudes and make it Super Weird that totally counts but also killing three people sounds waaaaay too achievable that's like a weekend of work, anyway, in the series finale of hannibal (2013)—
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Time Has Come
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh... my god??
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
shame is idiotic i didnt get any notes on a tumblr post so just rewrote it a week later now im DROWNING in sweet sweet validation stop withholding your own dopamine and start telling the same joke to three separate groups at parties
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moonie 🌻🌾⛅ @moonix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ao3 e-mails are the only e-mails that find me well
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
✌🏽resurfaced✌🏽🤨❓😒😒😒
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Lodestar Award for Best YA Book goes to Coffeeshop in an Alternate Universe by C.B. Lee (Feiwel & Friends).
Lodestar Award for Best YA Book
Coffeeshop in an Alternate Universe by C.B. Lee (Feiwel & Friends)
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Editor, Long Form goes to Diana M. Pho.
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Editor, Long Form goes to Diana M. Pho.
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form goes to Sinners, screenplay by Ryan Coogler, directed by Ryan Coogler (Proximity Media, Warner Bros. Pictures).
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form goes to 
Sinners, screenplay by Ryan Coogler, directed by Ryan Coogler (Proximity Media, Warner Bros. Pictures).
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Short Story goes to “In My Country” by Thomas Ha (Clarkesworld, Issue 223).
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Short Story goes to “In My Country” by Thomas Ha (Clarkesworld, Issue 223).
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novella goes to The River Has Roots by Amal El-Mohtar (Tordotcom; Arcadia UK).
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novella goes to The River Has Roots by Amal El-Mohtar (Tordotcom; Arcadia UK).
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novelette goes to “Never Eaten Vegetables” by H.H. Pak (Clarkesworld, Issue 220).
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novelette goes to “Never Eaten Vegetables” by H.H. Pak (Clarkesworld, Issue 220).
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bug @evillittlebug.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
before posting, ask yourself: is this a broader societal issue or did you see an annoying shut-in 19 year old's opinion on social media and get really really mad
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if my dumb ass ever made you laugh, paypal apocalypsemaud@gmail.com - the world is burying me in cat and car and teeth! I can't be funny if these bills kill me! haha no but seriously now's the time to HELP if you want to Help please Help
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
im trying so hard to get a good grade in asking panel questions i used the word "pre-lapsarian" in a sentence
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if u send any amount of money to her Imagination Library this month or next and would like the high-res print-ready copy of this for free, email me a copy of your donation receipt (you can scratch out personal details) and i'll reply with the file <3 guoldu (@) proton (dot) me
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I remember watching an interview with her and they asked her why her imagination library sent books to all children, even those whose families could afford books. She explained that all children should get the same opportunities and means testing was expensive and inefficient.
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPoS... dolly parton's "9 to 5" understandably gets a lot of love, but it was merely the leading single on the album 9 TO 5 AND ODD JOBS, a concept album entirely made of songs about work, whatever that is
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9 to 5
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly is the first celebrity death that you actually do have to be nice about, like you are obligated
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @lazypsychiatry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
SCREAMING PUBLICLY SCREAMING
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