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Lazro

@lazro88.bsky.social
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ANTIFA super soldier, baseball fanatic, and cybersecurity nerd.

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Dirty D @akgrl33.bsky.social · 14h
Can Zelenskyy bomb the center that keeps spam calling me?
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 04/10/2026
muse AI & the pervert glasses commercial: "no one knew how to jog until we showed up"
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Seattle Sports @seattlesports710.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Puyallup native Drew Rasmussen took a no-hitter into the eighth inning as the Rays blanked the Yankees 1-0 in Game 1 of the AL Division Series. sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
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Puyallup native Drew Rasmussen takes no-hitter into 8th in ALDS opener - Seattle Sports
Puyallup native Drew Rasmussen took a no-hitter into the eighth inning as the Tampa Bay Rays blanked the New York Yankees 1-0 in Game 1 of the ALDS.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck Deshaun Watson and may he lose forever. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lots of "firsts" in these Game 1s tomorrow
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Randy Arozarena makes it back-to-back 20/20 seasons with the @marinersbot.bsky.social! 🔱
Randy Arozarena, Seattle Mariners
26 HR
79 RBI
26 SB
.865 OPS
Pictured: Randy Arozarena celebrates in the Mariners dugout. He wears a dark blue Mariners jersey with a dark batting helmet.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In March, Washington State passed a tax on millionaires to fund public education, childcare, and expand its earned income tax credit. Now, special interest groups backed by the rich are trying to trick voters into repealing the tax by claiming it will apply to non-millionaires. Don't fall for it.
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Washington Taxed Its Millionaires. Now the Rich Want It Repealed.
Washington State voters will get a chance to accept or reject the 9.9 percent income tax on millionaires approved by the Legislature, which broke the state’s taboo against levying income taxes.
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of these guys doesn’t fit the profile…
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mariners fans be like
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Midnight Staley: So You're Telling Me There's a Chance
ALT: Midnight Staley: So You're Telling Me There's a Chance
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS is why you bring your glove to the park 👏
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Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LAZARO. NO. DOUBTER.
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GOAT
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He does this every Friday.
He does this every Friday.
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He does this every Friday.
He does this every Friday.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who wants some naan
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Millions of Americans may not receive their mail ballots in time, or at all, because of a secretive, court-defying system being rushed into place by the Trump administration. Two months before the midterms. This isn't by chance. It's a blatant attempt to steal an election. Share this everywhere.
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USPS rush to implement Trump order could cause ‘catastrophic failure’ of mail voting, whistleblower claims
A whistleblower claims in a new report that the U.S. Postal Service (USPS) has embarked on a “secretive, rushed” effort to implement President Donald Trump’s mail voting order ahead of the midterms,…
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Big Oil profits have skyrocketed since Trump launched his Iran War — leading to a $93B windfall for the eight biggest oil companies in Q2 2026 alone. Meanwhile, Trump himself has raked in up to $15.5M from his fossil fuel investments since January. Don't forget what this was really all about.
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Find the player who doesn’t look like a base stealer.
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton. A true saint that used her wealth and fame to invest in people and education. You will be missed.
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Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Randy Arozarena and the Terrific, Wonderful, Very Good, No Bad Day.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Jim Haggerty REVEALS: Intermittent dying is not just for the rich anymore.
A man speaking into a microphone is in front of bookshelves. Text reads: “One day I realized that when we die, we are no longer rich. I just said, ‘No, I'm not going to do that.’” — Bear Smithsonian.A grayscale image of a man speaking into a microphone. The quote reads: "The biggest life change I've made is intermittent dying. Instead of sleeping, I take these capsules, and I die 4 or 5 times throughout the day." — Bear Smithsonian.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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Would it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dominic Canzone vs Will Warren Home Run (19) 💣 Exit velo: 104.5 mph Launch angle: 39 deg Projected distance: 397 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks SEA @ NYY 🔺 3rd
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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the only way to stop a bad mosquito carrying malaria is with a good guy with a gun
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nothing like swimming in the St. Louis heat 🏊 Masyn Winn would agree 😮‍💨
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He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He does this every Friday.
Dana Carvey as Garth in Wayne’s world saying he does this every Friday
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Please don’t forget to vote in the primaries today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
PCA should be ineligible for the MVP until he’s set straight on Babe Ruth.
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is triggering as hell. Babe Ruth is a legend in multiple countries and even non-baseball normies know he hit a metric fuck ton of HR’s. I absolutely hate trying to erase him from the history books because TV didn’t exist during his era. I think it’s more likely that Taylor Saucedo doesn’t exist
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Bob Nightengale @bnightengale.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Jordan Walker hoping his HR Derby title can help open doors in the Black community to play baseball
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 14/07/2026
A JORDAN WALKER WALK-OFF 👑 The Cardinals slugger has won the 2026 Home Run Derby in dramatic fashion.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 14/07/2026
Jordan Walker is making $799,400 as a Cardinal this year. He won $1,000,000 as the 2026 Home Run Derby champion on Monday night. H/T @tylerkepner.bsky.social nyti.ms/4aSRsW2
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Seattle Sports @seattlesports710.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cardinals slugger Jordan Walker silenced the Philly boo birds and homered on his last six swings to rally past Phillies star Kyle Schwarber for the Home Run Derby title. sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
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Jordan Walker outslugs Kyle Schwarber to win Home Run Derby
St. Louis Cardinals slugger Jordan Walker homered on his last six swings to rally past Philadelphia Phillies star Kyle Schwarber for the Home Run Derby title.
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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Willson Contreras, Jordan Walker, Junior Caminero and Kyle Schwarber advance to the Home Run Derby semifinals
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Happy HR Derby day!
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Everett AquaSox Baseball Club @everettaquasox.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hopping on the trend 😎
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
2026 Home Run Spray Charts, Derby Participants:
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
NANCY IS ASLEEP IN HER OWN BED
SHE IS STARTING TO DREAM, AND HER DREAM IS THAT THE NBC PEACOCK IS THERE AND THE DREAM HAS A CAPTION… IT READS AS FOLLOWS 

THIS NIGHTMARE 
      WILL BE 
IN FULL COLOR
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He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He does this every Friday.
Dana Carvey as Garth from Wayne's world with the caption "He does this every Friday."
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m here for the Ms. Rachel Senate run.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We investigate the suspicious death of former InfoWars host Alex Jones who popped like a ballon in his car. Full episode here: youtu.be/RX8-VGDK1vQ
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Emergency with Tim Heidecker - ALEX JONES POPPED LIKE A BALLON
On the first official episode of Emergency with Tim Heidecker, we investigated the suspicious death of former InfoWars host Alex Jones who popped like a ballon in his car, spoke to forensics expert Dr. Lester Reeve, opened up the phone lines to a young ...
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Lazro @lazro88.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I wish the Mariners would score more than 3 runs today.
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
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He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He does this every Friday.
Dana Carvey as garth in Waynes world saying "he does this every Friday"
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