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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man, I SO wish Mike Wilbon had a BlueSky account... I love ya, homie & have for 20 years - but OH MAN the shit that fell out of your mouth about the Falcons yesterday was unacceptable.

PTI host Mike Wilbon slandering the Atlanta Falcons by saying they had '... no chance of beating the Green Bay Packers, none.'

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@miketanier.bsky.social & mattlombardo.bsky.social ~ I hope that crow tastes good after all the Falcons slander. Granted GB played like shit, but Atl sure as hell didn't. Recency bias is a terrible thing for journalists to rely upon. #riseup

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

So, apparently I'm not connected enough to get this, but do ALL celebrities have each others' phone numbers? What's the turnaround, in that world, to go from 'hey, I should text him/ her' to this? Is there like a big shared rolodex? #riseup #birdgang #ATLFalcons

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Bijan Robinson Reveals Text from Matthew McConaughey After Landing Historic Falcons Contract

Matthew McConaughey was one of the first people to congratulate Bijan Robinson on signing his historic contract extension with the Atlanta Falcons.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

What I bet good ole Turtle-boy Mitch is doing these days… #mitchmcconnell #twentyminutephonecalls

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I’m still waiting on a #TMNT movie that’s true to the original vision for each turtle…

Ninja turtles, but Helen Mirren, Dustin Hoffman, Morgan Freeman, and Willem Dafoe as the different TMNT

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Ummm.. Tyrese Haliburton ain't got nuthin' on me!! #challenge Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=x7k...

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

#Hottake: being close enough, timewise, to my daughter being a baby & needing diapers... #lemonverbena hand soap smells like a pee-pee'd pair of pants #PTSD #IMHO

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

holy shit; it's finally happening! This group of men right here are the reason I (to this day) love college basketball. Their cultural significance can't be understated either; SO amazing to see them together again. Chris Webber, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard, Jimmy King & Ray Jackson... #Fab5 #GOATS

bleacherreport.com

Michigan's Historic 'Fab Five' to Reunite for Alternative TNT Sports Broadcast for Men's Final Four

The "Fab Five" are getting the band back together to watch Michigan go up against Arizona in the men's Final Four.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

“So, what do you think? Do you believe this fuckin’ guy ?” “Yea, I don’t know how nobody’s done us ALL a favor yet either & just put one in his chest”

A biblically-accurate angel & the having a chat with The Flying Spaghetti Monster over a meal & coffee in a New Jersey roadside diner.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

"The greatest teacher, failure is." - Oh Yoda, you beautiful green little poet. But if this was true, I’d be a goddamned Nobel Laureate by now.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

A tale as old as time - the evangelical right’s faux-outrage & hatred towards everything. Soon enough, this image could be a fantasy of a forgotten time, if they keep getting their way. #FuckTrump #revoltagainstfacism #fuckyouroutrage #sparemeyourbullshit

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Maybe *just maybe* there are beneficial ways to use this stupid AI thing. My kiddo loved these (+ original for comparison)

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I’m calling it now & ending the timeless debate - the Empire would have been a strong ally during WWII

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

How are YOUR kids’ presents holding up?

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

To every single one of those greedy bloodsuckers at Disney & Google who are keeping me from my #MondayNightFootball, eat an entire pillow-case full of dicks. You suck #disney #google #youtubetv

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Can’t wait for the next TotallyMadeUpCon to appraise my #vintage limited edition BattlePillar & Ladybug Lasher action figures. #stupidai #thisisfun #iwasbored #actionfigures #itsvintage

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Little unsolicited consumer-marketing insight: if your company advertises by hijacking my video/ feed w/ a 5+ min ad for your shit, taking advantage of my having stepped away from my tv or phone… FUCK YOU; I hate you & resent your product to the point I’d never buy it. It’s the new spam

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

As a means of distracting from all of the ugliness in this world, here’s the Powerpuff Girls if they’d gotten #BBL (AI-screwy arm & all)

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Can I just say… while I get the idea of why LA & CA as a target for #FatTACO, but did people learn nothing from 1992?? DON’T FUCK WITH MINORITIES IN LOS ANGELES! Just a reminder:

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Does ANYONE pick the #TruTV option to watch the #NBAPlayoffs?

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

“Ugh, she got fat after her kid! Doesn’t she have ANY self respect?” Meanwhile…

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

So… does the fact that I’m still unable to listen to #NowandThen by the #Beatles without tearing up & missing my mom mean it’s a great song? #noyourecrying

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

To get away from inane AI “art” If your streaming app can’t be simply backed out of (cough, cough, Netflix & Paramount), have to navigate to “Exit” and are STILL asked if I’m sure, you’re a piece of shit. End of rant #fucknetflix #fuckparamount #greedystreaming

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

The type of person you’d actually expect to kill the DOE & funding for children’s cancer research… note the not-real-life look of this jagoff #stupidai #fucktrump

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Being winter & all, I can’t help but remember back to when we’d shaving-cream the musclehead neighbor’s car every summer. He used to get so pissed #stupidai #ridiculousai

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Checking #bluesky first thing in the morning and (with the proper diet) once right before bed… #stupidai #ridiculousai

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Happy holidays to all! Except for Steve Bannon & Roger Stone. Fuck those guys…. #santasnaughtylist #stupidai #ridiculousai #santa

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

#AIorigami #stupidAI #dumbAI Please enjoy this original-style ‘Matt Damon riding a classic Café Racer motorcycle’

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

#stupidai #randomai image of two Luchadors getting ready to wrestle over some beans

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Bored again, but at least it’s Friday… so enjoy toy “He-Man doing a trick on a long pipe at a snowboard park with a Burton snowboard & checkered Vans shorts” #aiart #stupidai #chatgpt #heman #bored #stealme

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Read on Reddit re: Hollywood personalities who are least-liked “I can’t stand Jada Pinkett-Smith” “The only bullet Tupac dodged” #holyshit #goddamn

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a cartoon character says holy god dude

ALT: a cartoon character says holy god dude

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Because, let’s be honest, when ISN’T a good time for #TonyHawk?! Dude’s been an absolute rockstar to me for so many years

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

What I picture Customer Service looking like at any anabolic steroid manufacturer company.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Holy shit, holy shit… fanboying here a tad. I’m a sports nerd & #MinaKimes is 100% definitely one of my favorite TV folks to discuss said sports nerdery. Regardless of her #Seahawks fandom.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Gambling addiction? Call your respective state’s hotline.

One-legged robot playing slots in a smoke-filled casino.

Sunglasses-wearing robot playing slots in a smoke-filled casino.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Sometimes, we could all go for a burger.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

“Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.” -Slater

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

We all miss #BettyWhite these days & could benefit from her presence more than ever… #stupidai #silly #ridiculousai

AI image of Betty White in a hot dog eating contest

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

That private-plane photo full of all that disgusting, grey, grade-D meat & flat, deflated buns was truly gross… the McDonald’s in the pic was pretty gross too.