Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I think every bathroom in every hospital I have visited has the direction of the “Lock” lever *backwards*. The bolt goes left when the lever goes right, in this case. They are mostly labeled, as it is here, indicating to me that this is confusing for people and requires clarification. Why? 000 0
Reposted by LayneKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans. 2628115634 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I Am I the only one that wants to make everyone in a restaurant stop talking so I can shazam the song? 011 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love how committed to the bit @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is on this reply chain. Scary accurate like most great takedowns are. Brava. 011 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Huh. Minnesota. Given that I grew up in western South Dakota but have lived my adult life in Boston, kinda makes sense. I for sure have shifted how I say root, roof, Mary, merry, and marry and I say soda now but I grew up saying pop. 000 0
Reposted by LayneGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I want to ride the everyone mocks Seth Moulton train until the end of the line 73384472 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Singing along to “In My Tennessee Mountain Home” and weeping. 000 0
Reposted by LayneIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When your timeline is filled with queer folks and brown/Black people singing the praises of and loudly mourning a 1940s-Tennessee-born white Boomer lady, welp. She was pretty goddamn extraordinary, you can assume. 261031308 0
Reposted by Layne🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared. 157393058505 0
Reposted by LayneGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 25/08/2026Every single post on my timeline--literally every one--is screaming grief 11108582 0
Reposted by Layne👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/08/2026everybody is (rightfully) remembering her incredible charity work, the 300 million books and counting for kids, the moderna vaccine, all of it she also wrote 'I Will Always Love You' and 'Jolene' on the same dang day. absolutely peerless 101743289 0
Reposted by LayneAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com 69135048671 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Gutted. Dolly? She wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day. 010 0
Reposted by LayneNorcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i have a lot of home decor that i like (because i chose it, and i like dope shit) but this is still my favorite piece 339133 0
Reposted by LayneHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 20/08/2026anyway this is maaaaaybe the most perfect shot I’ve ever taken; it’s not fancy, but I’d just watered the yard and the African daisies were just… out there, looking this good for no damn reason on a Wednesday 1344209384 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026#ThatsWhatSheOakSaid Two months later, new house. 7 of the girls now have wooden trunks. Maybe 8” tall. 000 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026One “occupational hazard” of doing so many time-based queries (events, ranges, etc.) is that constructing a sentence in which I need to, at an unknown point in the future, postpone an appointment for another unspecified time, because I won’t know my availability until the first time occurs. 1/2 100 0
Reposted by LayneMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026it’s depressing how many dems turn to gutter racism when their backs are against the wall 1163641525 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The Turtle's 40-day disappearance raises the distinct possibility that when "it" happens, we might not be told. 000 0
Reposted by LayneJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My bank allows me to choose my own personalized ID question to prove I'm me. So now when I call, they have to ask me 'Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?' And I must answer, 'Shaft.' 1061185138 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I wanted to tell Tantalus my story, but it didn’t seem like he’d be able to drink it in. 000 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is, admittedly, not hard for me because the whole franchise is terrible from a creative perspective. (Read The Magicians, BTW). But, yes, don’t send that ghoul another dime. 020 0
Reposted by LayneThe Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Former NFL player JJ Watt doesn't play around when it comes to his wife Kealia Watt ‼️ His response to MLS team Real Salt Lake's tweet, where they failed to mention the former NWSL and USWNT soccer player, is iconic 👏 17793581599 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026As a 59 year old man with two sons, I think it is fortunate that no one ever accused me of “babysitting” my own children. Fortunate for them. Because I would have lost it. 000 0
Reposted by LayneMallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 16/07/2026Megan Rapinoe losing out on a world cup advertising brand deal for being an outspoken trans ally as a result of AI decision making underlines how these tools function as mechanisms for censorship and blanding culture into nothingness. 42121523 0
Reposted by LayneWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Spain, our lonely eyes look to you to beat Argentina. Vamos. 701677168 0
Reposted by LayneRobinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026england and france in the third place match… we call that the 20th century 351752266 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Not that there’s anything wrong with homoeroticism, but this is some Top Gun level shit. 010 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Conflicted about the World Cup final. I hope France handles England for 3rd, but… Prolly España. But barely. 000 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Woke ain’t new. 1990 TMBG: open.spotify.com/track/6hNrg9...open.spotify.comYour Racist FriendThey Might Be Giants · Flood · Song · 1990 000 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Anyone else getting the feeling we have Chekhov’s plane, recently gifted from the kind folks in Qatar? 000 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Does it make me a bad person to hope for the poetic justice of the “sudden illness” being cyclosporiasis? Possibly. Do I care? No. 000 0
Reposted by LayneVenture @nicholasventure.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes tonight and then he was like "Oh, wait Lindsey Graham just showed up, wanna talk to him?" 131633330 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Maybe next time they’ll buy the “my seat has glass in the window” add-on. 020 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comWerewolves Not Swearwolves - What We Do In The ShadowsAlt: Werewolves Not Swearwolves - What We Do In The Shadows 000 0
Reposted by LayneJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026They could have made this map any color. 733122641 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This meme is funny, but has a kernel of truth: Mitch would absolutely have been in favor of using his passing for political purposes. He may have in fact left written instructions to do exactly what they are doing. Further evidence he isn’t with us anymore is how incompetently it’s being conducted. 000 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Why do all old playing card decks smell exactly the same? South Dakota, Maine, Massachusetts, Colorado, New Hampshire, New York, all the same. It’s weird. Those places smell very different. 000 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@wsj.com Your new crossword puzzle layout is a train wreck. Put it back and we’ll pretend that this never happened. 000 0
Layne @layneainsworth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Someone help me. I just had a compelling urge to standardize all of my garage storage with HDX. Could I be more of an old guy? 000 0