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Taylor (Not Swift)

@lawyerrabbit.bsky.social

1.3K followers 1.1K following 2.1K posts

Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills. Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 19h

I thought it was nice that Kruk got to call our game but OH MY GOD HES IN A TIE AND BEING TORTURED.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

Oh my goddd I cannot.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

Okay but like… even if we somehow won. How could we go on to win anything else?

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

I do not think that I can handle a Nola start.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Listen listen, I went to nova. I know about stolen Philly valor. But WEST CHESTER claiming to be in the heart of Philly is crazy.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can I blame the pope for this?

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh shittttt shouldn’t have pissed off Jalen with the blue tent.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Check that red hats phone for poly market.

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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jalen Hurts saying “f*cking blue tent” after the Eagles turnover by Dalton

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He was cleared?!? The fix is in!

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Are the vagina lasers weird or am I just old now?

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Go birds means ravens too right now.

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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the Phillies

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ben Davis stop giving the universe ideas challenge.

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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

maybe the phillies will get hot for the postseason!

me (bryce harper) drinking dumb bitch juice (greyish-pink mystery partially-separated liquid)

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This team is killing me (complimentary)

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If a team plays bad enough leading into the playoffs they should just get to opt out and save their fans, ya know?

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Blitzing there was CRAZY I love it so much.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don’t care what stressful situation I’m in, I am trusting Jalen hurts.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh my lord eagles please my heart.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Any player changes don’t matter if your coach is a giant dumb dumb.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My husband, tank bigsby truther #1 is PSYCHED.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That’s our rightful WR1

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What if eagles played not bad?

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It is possible Brady loves Jalen hurts more than his own children.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think it’s time to institute “Jalen gets to a stab a person a day” again

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wicks! Just like everybody thought!

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I forgot that football makes me feel like I’m going to die.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

*taps the sign*

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Brady honestly seems like the only person in media who truly respects Jalen hurts

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bless Jalen hurts.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ed is going away on a work trip and I am going to have to do SO. MANY. CHORES. … being the husband in my marriage is about to bite me in the ass.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Wayyyy too much following up, circling back and providing comments for the Friday before Labor Day man.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is proof that Philly sports fans will get into anything you put near us.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I did not care about cycling an hour and a half ago and now I CARE SO MUCH

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hearing the announcers of the Philly bike race talking about the “wide boulevards” of Kelly drive - they don’t feel like that when you’re driving 🤣

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We’re watching Death of a Pastors wife and a member of the church band (in SC) just showed up in a DESEAN JACKSON EAGLES JERSEY.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

the big story tonight

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I fear Dudley and I give Lucille and Buster Bluth energy.

A brown tabby cat with a white nose is snuggled up on my chest.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I need a bumper sticker that says “Keep Honking, I can’t hear you I’m listening to the soundtrack of the 2009 cult classic Jennifer’s Body”. This album still slaps.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Last night I went to see friends and when I got home, Ed told me the house is so quiet without me. Anyway I spent most of the night going back and forth between singing John by Lil Wayne and the action news theme. He begged for a middle ground.

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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

the big story tonight

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My entire neighborhood screamed, that’s how I knew the Phillies walked it off.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

ALL PRAISE THE CORN. GO PHILLIES.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A man wearing a jets polo just tried to make it out of this restaurant unscathed. He was hit with a VERY LOUD go birds followed by the whole place going silent.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Can’t remember to bring home to dessert I ordered “to go”. Can remember every single word to Feeling This by Blink 182.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sat next to an influencer in the wild at dinner tonight. What a trip.

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Me: *whisper* corn corn corn corn Bluesky: *louder* corn corn corn corn Me: *pounds table* corn corn corn corn! Schwarber: CORN CORN CORN CORN

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Marsh should get to run into the corn to stop a home run.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The whole restaurant cheered at the Schwarbomb and that’s why you couldn’t pay me to leave the country of Philadelphia.