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Taylor (Not Swift)

@lawyerrabbit.bsky.social
1.3K followers 1.1K following 2.1K posts

Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills. Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re in NEPA today and we saw it too! Did they… miss?
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You deserve to be loved the way tom Brady loves Jalen hurts.
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Mark @markinde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles offense
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even if Ed is a tank bigsby truther, I do not want a tank game.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh no oh no
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FINALLY
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today vegetables, tomorrow the world is their theme for sure.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m scared to ask him what he’s seen.
An orange and white cat is laying on his side with toys in his arms. He stares into the camera like he’s seen things.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought it was nice that Kruk got to call our game but OH MY GOD HES IN A TIE AND BEING TORTURED.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh my goddd I cannot.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay but like… even if we somehow won. How could we go on to win anything else?
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do not think that I can handle a Nola start.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listen listen, I went to nova. I know about stolen Philly valor. But WEST CHESTER claiming to be in the heart of Philly is crazy.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can I blame the pope for this?
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh shittttt shouldn’t have pissed off Jalen with the blue tent.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Check that red hats phone for poly market.
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts saying “f*cking blue tent” after the Eagles turnover by Dalton
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He was cleared?!? The fix is in!
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are the vagina lasers weird or am I just old now?
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go birds means ravens too right now.
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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Phillies
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ben Davis stop giving the universe ideas challenge.
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maybe the phillies will get hot for the postseason!
me (bryce harper) drinking dumb bitch juice (greyish-pink mystery partially-separated liquid)
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This team is killing me (complimentary)
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I believed a man would change as much as I believe they could, my therapist would be PISSED.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to believe in them!
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a team plays bad enough leading into the playoffs they should just get to opt out and save their fans, ya know?
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blitzing there was CRAZY I love it so much.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tough day at work? Bring in Jalen. Animal at the vet? Bring in Jalen.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t care what stressful situation I’m in, I am trusting Jalen hurts.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh my lord eagles please my heart.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you expect nothing you cannot be disappointed.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Any player changes don’t matter if your coach is a giant dumb dumb.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Maybe I need his jersey?!”
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My husband, tank bigsby truther #1 is PSYCHED.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s our rightful WR1
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if eagles played not bad?
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The only one!
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
His toessssss
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is possible Brady loves Jalen hurts more than his own children.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think it’s time to institute “Jalen gets to a stab a person a day” again
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wicks! Just like everybody thought!
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I forgot that football makes me feel like I’m going to die.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*taps the sign*
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Brady honestly seems like the only person in media who truly respects Jalen hurts
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bless Jalen hurts.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As a tax attorney I’m like yayyy as a tax nerd/citizen I’m like OH FUCK
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ed is going away on a work trip and I am going to have to do SO. MANY. CHORES. … being the husband in my marriage is about to bite me in the ass.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wayyyy too much following up, circling back and providing comments for the Friday before Labor Day man.
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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is proof that Philly sports fans will get into anything you put near us.
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