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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 21h

Stout leaving can also probably be traced back to siriani….

Clip from finding Nemo “All drains lead to the ocean, kid.”

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m scared to ask him what he’s seen.

An orange and white cat is laying on his side with toys in his arms. He stares into the camera like he’s seen things.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I fear Dudley and I give Lucille and Buster Bluth energy.

A brown tabby cat with a white nose is snuggled up on my chest.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Imagine just trying to bill your hours and looking up to see *this*

A giant white chicken is conked out in the middle of the yard. He looks dead. Thankfully he is not. He’s just a sun baby.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Please enjoy this photo from 2011 (you can tell bc it was taken on a POTATO). Enjoy little vintage Chris wheeler too!

Two Phillies players speaking to a crowd. Chris wheeler stands nearby.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

So… at what moment do I call it and move out?

A man is holding a white and yellow rooster in his arms. His face is cradle in the neck and back of the rooster. They very much look like they’re in love.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I can’t explain it, but I am positive Beatrice would love a McDonald’s Diet Coke.

A black chicken with a white fluffy head floof. She looks like she’d love a crispy DC.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If you find me dehydrated just know it’s because everytime I pick up my water bottle to drink, Bea runs to this bowl and squawks for me to pour a bevvie of her own from my bottle.

A black chicken with a white head pouf drinks from a tiny water bowl.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

After a series of escalating pee incidents that culminated with peeing on the bed WITH ME IN IT when his bonded pair was sick - Oram has begun his Prozac journey anew. Better living through chemistry is on the way buddy!

Large black cat asleep on his side on the couch.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Marry a man who will pose like this on a Saturday evening - 10/10

A white man with blonde hair in a white T shirt is holding a black chicken with a white head floof right against his face.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Smoke induced “bring your daughter to work day”

A black chicken with a white feather poof on her head is sitting next to a desk on a perch with a pee pad under it she is clocked in

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

POV: you’re serving me my coffee at the Dunkin drive through window this morning:

A black chicken with a white head poof is in a. Carrier in the middle back seat of my car. She’s looking out.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The queen has made her triumphant return home after round 1 of her lead poisoning treatment. AND today is her 5th gotcha day!❤️

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I spent the WHOLE DAY in office. Can you tell?

A selfie from the side. An orange and white cat is curled up in a little ball next to me. A brown tabby cat is laying on my chest.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Also to answer your question. Beatrice. With probable lead poisoning.

Beatrice a black hen with white head feathers, laying in the sun on a couch.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

POV: You’re just trying to exit our house to take a chicken to the vet.

Four cats all smooshed together in front of a screen door. All of them are looking at the camera the two on the left are orange and sitting up straight. The next one is orange and laying down and looking over his shoulder, and the big black cat is looking directly at the camera and facing away from the window.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Update: they’re biological brothers, aren’t they?

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Reporting live from the questionable bathroom wallpaper choice from our favorite restaurant in town.

A picture of Kevin spacey on the wall in a bathroom.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I do not even know how to caption this.

A large white rooster stands on one side of a glass door while an orange and white cat is on the other. They are both staring into the camera

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Wolfie got neutered young, before his cheeks could come in, and my god can you tell.

Two orange and white cats. The same shade of orange are smushed together. The one on the left has a TINY head.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Jerry absolutely checked on her immediately upon getting some free range time. They’re such pals… so long as there is a fence. He’s definitely been jumpier with her not being at home.

A giant white rooster outside a fence eats grass next to the same black and white
Chicken inside the fence.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Guess who’s home from her spa weekend! They didn’t see her pass the egg but she’s acting totally normal and “sometimes they’ll eat it when it comes out” so…

The same black chicken with white head feathers is standing happily in the backyard.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Miss Bea broke an egg inside of her and is having a spa weekend (hospitalized at the vet) everyone please send my girl passed egg vibes!

A black chicken with white head feathers is in a carrier in a car. She looks pissed.

A chicken x ray showing an egg broken inside of her. I’d give more details but tbh I don’t remember them!

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Not a teams stan but it did just filter out my rooster cock a doodle doo-ing 2 ft from me during my weekly group call. The rooter in question visiting his sister, who now lives in her own mansion:

A giant white rooster is scratching at the ground outside of a chicken run. Inside the run a black chicken with a white head floof is dust bathing in a bucket.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Due to Jerry’s size and desire to mate with Bea (and also his total lack of coordination tbh) we have split the feathered household into a girl’s dorm and a boy’s dorm but every single night they meet up for a joint snack and I 😭

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I made the appointment to say goodbye to Penny (our 13+ year old rabbit) tomorrow and I am not okay. I know it’s the right thing but she’s been here since law school and I don’t want to be without her.

An old white rabbit with brown spots eats a banana.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

His crow is giving *anvil falling on Looney Tunes*

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Bea hurt her leg last night and concerned Jerry’s amorous ways may have had something to do with it we’ve had her inside with her iPad and snacks. Her leg’s doing much better so I brought her outside and now she’s acting like a cautionary tale for women.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

To be clear, he still looks as surprised as we are every time.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

So our newly minted, late blooming, rooster, Jerry (fka Gertie) has become obsessed with my husband’s crocs… like in a sexy way. Puberty has kicked his ass.

A large white rooster is mounting a black croc like it’s a hen.

Another angle of the big white rooster trying (less successfully) to mount a croc.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Can I get a go Phils? Shout out to my assistant for my new favorite earrings.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

The potential white man in question:

A large white chicken stands on a table.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Penny’s face when she’s developed some additional (amazing) medical conditions (in addition to being a 13 year old rabbit) so the vet students come in to check her out.

An old, scraggly, brown and white rabbit is being examined by two people at the vet.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Today in the accidentally rescued meat bird chronicles, Gertie has demands.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Oh to be an accidentally rescued meat bird, enjoying the sun on my first 70 degree day of life 😭

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

BEHOLD, my masterpiece* *the sweater I made, although my husband is good too.

A man is sitting in a restaurant wearing an orange cable knit sweater.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Bubbles’ spring 2026 molt.

A very fuzzy black rabbit. He has a divot on his back floof where he shed all of that fur. He looks silly.

The same black rabbit, but an overhead view of his molted out back. He looks like he’s wearing a skirt.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Today is Penny’s gotcha day - meaning she is THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. She was diagnosed with cancer in August 2024. She is everything. ❤️

A white bunny with brown spots and cataracts eats a banana presented by her father.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

“Do you have chickens for the eggs?” Nah my dude I have a meat bird and an ornamental bird. Combined they make the world’s oddest couple and zero eggs.

Two chickens foraging in the yard. One is a giant white chicken. The other is less than half her size, black and has a white feathered headdress.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Duncan spent a lot of the day at the vet. Anyway, I’ve since been informed that separation Dunkie and wolfie is a crime, and I will be going to jail.

Two orange cats lay together on a cat bed. One is resting his tail on the others head. They are both looking into the camera.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Wine Taylor just added this to our next chewy autoship. 3 weeks from now we are in for some *whimsy*

A screen shot of a chewy ad for a champagne bottle shaped cat scratcher.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

He wanted me to caption this: “some people are eating chicken wings, I am raising them as my own”

A man in a Kelly green hoodie stands in his living room holding a giant white chicken like she is the light of his life.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Currently trying to explain to Ed what a formative memory this book was:

A book cover that says TARA LIPINSKI
TRIUMPH ON ICE
The Official Autobiography of America's Olympic
Gold Medalist
as told to
EMILY COSTELLO
With a photo of Tara and her gold medal

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I will absolutely be blurring my zoom background today.

Through a window in a sunroom you can see a tent with a black chicken in it. However there is also a large white chicken standing on a shoe rack staring through the window at the camera.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Just got a text from our cleaner “i think one of the chickens escaped” and had to rush home to this:

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