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justaguy

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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guy who thinks Primetime is about RedZone host Scott Hanson
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to make chicken pot pie so freaking bad.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
If I was on a plane with my kid and the oxygen masks came down I bet I could help them get theirs on before I put mine on. I know most people can't but I'm different
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The conservative freak out about young kids being furries is especially funny if you have children in cub scouts
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw this clip and the comments yesterday and now I've read this and I'm ready to be done with social media
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9yo says he pays attention to his brother's soccer games "but only because it's an organized team sport."
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wife's still asleep. "hey honey" no response. 4yo: she's asleep. save that question in your head.
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21ST CENTURY Seinfeld 99% invisible Doctor Who: The Movie Major League Baseball Windows XP 3rd Rock From the Sun Dave Matthews Band The 1936 Summer Olympics The Iphone 4 Charlie Bit My Finger Blade Runner 2099 Twitter The Beer (2022-2026) Folklore The New York Times
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please no one tell trump about Wolf Trap
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One time I was out on a walk with my camera and a random guy stopped me to say "Bird watching? Try iNaturalist! You can get ID help and it supports opens science" It was like in a video game tutorial where they show you how to open up the map or something
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My neighbor set up a little free library. It's mostly for children's books but he also put a WWI history book in there with a post-it note that says "never again."
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't believe in coincidences
3 Duck donuts boxes stacked perfectly snug in an ebike front bucket
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope Mr November doesn't fuck us over
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
not now wawa
A wawa hiring sign that says "Join our FLOCK"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On the one hand there can be no joy in the world until this is the uniform of the Vancouver Canucks again
80s uniform of the Vancouver Canucks. A stylized logo of a skate with their name underneath it diagonally on the front. Red and yellow bars on black at the torso and mid arm. Pavel Bure Vancouver Canucks jersey. The numerals nine and six on the right sleeve and left sleeve, and the letter A over the left chest. Logo of the team at center

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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
being led to water and made to drink probably goes so hard
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Marked safe from the discover feed"
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
8yo confidently explaining to the 9yo that "that air pump is for soccer balls, so it probably won't work on footballs."
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
MYSTERY SOLVED: it's "We're goin' up, up, up, It's our moment" not, as my toddler says, which I never thought made sense by the way, "We're goin' up, up, up, without our moment"
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Y'all ever feel like you're in a deck building game and you think you might have an engine running but you're not sure yet
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It was then that I was supplementing my income by creating art to sell to beach house remtals
Beach youse walk art that's a picture of the shore with the text written in the sand: "the beach is where my heart lives heart emoji"
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
MY DOG WHEN HE'S EATING
DONT tread on me

MY DOG WHEN I'M. EATING
Soviet flag
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
dollars to donuts increasingly looking like odds you shouldn't take
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In the morning I'm leaving making my way back to Cleveland
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
honestly messed up to see them in this order.
A sign that says "live love laugh"
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
me: by sailing 4,300 miles across the Pacific Ocean on a balsa wood raft, we proved that ancient migrations between Peru and Polynesia were possible. reporter: and how do you respond to allegations that your journey started when you told your children you just needed five minutes of peace and quiet?
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
being lulled into a false sense of security sounds so nice
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Friend's kid calls the Google maps app "Google drive"
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Working on a tool that helps you detect AI. You upload the image or the document or whatever and then it just shows you the clip from inception with the top that wobbles right before the credits.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
before i became a parent i’d always roll my eyes at people who insisted that their kid was getting larger over time, but now i get it. my kid is almost two years old now and i would bet money that he’s bigger than he was when he was born
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
buying concert tickets far in advance is so beautiful. "Here is a gift to my future self." Thank you past me. I had no idea you did this.
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have a really good idea for a book in which the two main characters are constantly arguing with each other about whether the book they're in was written with AI
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you wouldn't know it from the sophie cunningham discourse but there actually are some cis people who understand sports. i mean i don't, but i know some who do
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
fun fact: for very sensitive instruments, scientists use steel forged before 1945 so they can be sure it was made without the use of AI.
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Most things have gotten better in the past 40 years but also most things have gotten worse in the past 40 weeks
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Oddyseus when will we get home?"
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
y'all ever notice how good people who go to therapy are at saying "I'm sorry! That sucks!"
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Drunk and boisterous conversation overheard at the bar: "People were complaining there wasn't enough Agamemnon." "This isn't about Agamemnon" "It ain't about Agamemnon!" "Go read the book!" "It's named after Odysseus!"
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There should be a sport where you actually can move the goalposts
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is like in zombie apocalypse movies when you see in the background an old billboard warning about a new disease.
A sign at a rest stop explaining how to stop the spread of spotted lantern flies
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
they should invent a vacation where you can relax
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Your guess is as good as mine. We're both really awesome guessers
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[when the kids are hanging out with their cousins] this is just like The Bear
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just one more thing: Why, when I have needed you most, was there just one set of footprints?
Columbo doing the just one more thing pose
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Obviously you don't want someone to babysit your kids if you think they might spank them but on a more fundamental level you don't want someone to babysit your kids if their judgment is impaired enough that they think spanking is okay.
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justaguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cars 4: The Odyssey, brought to you by Honda.
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We all have that one homie who scholars theorize was not a single individual, but a collection of different authors
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end
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