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The Lavender (Cow) Bard

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"And at the bottom of a deep caldera I saw the fading Oregon light And I felt a comfort in the darkness Even as it kept me up all night" -Darlingside Mom/Bard/Scientist/Paladin She/they

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11h
hang on hang on I got this one
TRAN GIRLISMO - SERIOUSLY DON’T SMOKE - it’s bad for estrogen uptake
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 19h
Plainly the ability to create, and to do it out of nothing (as gods are said to do), *terrifies* these people. They’re stealing true created stuff to make a cheap fake “autocorrect” version—locking creativity into a cash register to which they’ll sell you metered access. At an ever-increasing price.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 14h
"Hey so we wana murder gay people" "oh..." "Also, are you gay?" "Ummm... Nooooo.."
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13h
Regardless of the legality of posting armed national guard members at drop boxes, whether the boxes were open yet, or whether drop boxes qualify as polling sites under the law; the optics are what matter. Lawful or not, it’s overt, intentional voter suppression.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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the amazing digital circus was like a saw trap for fandom types who forgive and empathize with the awful behavior of male characters but don't want to think about a woman for even a second
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 09/10/2026
the life that you want to live isnt just gonna happen to you. you have to fight for it
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 17h
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fake screenshot of Vivian from paper mario saying "privilege means not having to use a map to see which state is safe for you to exist in"
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 15h
The courts that forced Biden to retain this Trump policy are complicit here and this should be more ammunition to reform them root and branch.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
need so badly for everyone in the country to understand that whatever they do to people like Nidal Malik Hasan, they would also do to you.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 20h
If your girl-based kink community says trans girls cannot post there, it is transphobic. The exclusion of trans girls is transphobic. You do not get to claim that you aren't transphobic if you do that.
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 08/04/2025
palyin wit my baul
A tiny gold retriever plush sits next to a red and blue ball
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHAT IS FEMINIZING TRANSITION IF NOT BECOMING A REVOLUTIONARY GIRL
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utena push up struggle strength rgu
Alt: UTENA PUSHING HERSELF UP WITH SHEER FORCE OF WILL I FUCKING LOVE HER
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the day he is a main candidate in a very important by-election, Facebook has *suspended* Zack Polanski’s account. This ON ITS OWN should be reason to vote Green in Holborn & St Pancras. This is foreign interference in British democracy. And guess what, the media (and Labour) is silent.
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TheSporkMaster @thesporkmaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Indeed, that's a very interesting way to say that landlords are overcharging for rent...
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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 08/10/2026
You fundamentally cannot rehabilitate technocrats In their minds: - You are a commons to be bled dry, hollowed out, and eaten - When they steal from you, it is "optimisation" - Culture is a glitch to be rectified or exploited - The 20th century was a mistake - All losses must be socialised
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON EXCUSE ME WHAT?? As if I didn't already think the @uwotc-official.bsky.social was NECESSARY.
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
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NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 07/10/2026
We genuinely need to declare war on the "professionals" gatekeeping trans healthcare.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahaha the Hatch Act is meaningless (if you’re a Republican just like every other rule, norm, and law). Good times. For some.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gorgeous framing of the idea that the increase in divorces in the 70s and later was not obviously a huge net good for society as well like no no you're right, before the 70s marriages were perfect, totally equal, the lower rate of divorce was definitely not due to massive structural disincentives-
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He admit it
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Billie Jean Sweeney @billiejsweeney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We reported a few days ago that a small handful of Dems were repeating Republicans’ transphobic stances, tho top strategists said that was unwise
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Umm the story actually includes super good prevalence data, how dare you
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lmao the piece literally argues children are the problem for wanting positive relationships with their parents
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most psychotic possible framing of this archive.is/202609271858...
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"women never contributed anything to science" and then you look under the hood and it's men stealing women's ideas over and over again
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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latias (water/electric) @sleepylilaliens.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
lets adjust scarves with mama
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latias (water/electric) @sleepylilaliens.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
lets be egg shaped with mama
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Spooky CesarSalad 🦇 @cesarsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Party hips
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
It’s really fucked up we told generations of kids they had to take out personal loans in order to improve their lives as we cut funding to schools and when that turned out to be bullshit the general consensus has been “fuck those kids”
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Cyborg K9 🌹 @cyborgk9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can pay for this with a credit card, but don't dare think of commissioning art of consenting adults having fun sexually, credit card companies (and PayPal) will de-bank you. Our systems are so screwed up. :/
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ΛTLΛS 🔜 MFF, WOE @atlasbun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boomers think being progressive is a phase you grow out of because they treated the free love hippie movement of their time as a discardable aesthetic for access to clout, drugs, and sex. They never actually held those values and in the time actual hippies recognized them as posers.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[icon of someone in a wheelchair] Sometimes, disability takes the choice away from you.

You can want something very much, do everything you can to find a way to make it work, and still discover that there simply isn't a workable way to do it.

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raven @ fire emblem fortune’s weave hype 🏳️‍🌈 @bloodraven55.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The second paragraph is incoherent but so is the first. Young people saying they are focused on making money rather than starting a family is not an example of them casting aside religious values or secular ethics. His mind is dull and his writing is sloppy in both the original and modern sense.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/07/2026
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of Miles O'Brien, played by Colm Meaney in Star Trek The Next Generation/Star Trek Deep Space 9, standing with his hands on his hips and smiling. There is text over the image in 4 parts. Part 1: "Stay alive. Stay fucking alive" Part 2: "It's shit now but it won't always be" Part 3: "Happiness comes in waves" Part 4: "You will find it and feel it again"
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗔 @behemow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In regard to FurAffinity being at risk due to censorship: Furries are now political targets. We are getting namedropped at high levels of government. They know that we are a large, influential, largely queer, community. Fighting for the spaces owned by our community is incredibly important
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you need to just pack the supreme court, man. they don't care about what arguments you make, the legal movement formed with an explicit objective of making Watergate legal isn't going to make Watergate illegal.
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Seven🏳️‍⚧️ΘΔ @sevenwoof7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"my son turned out fine" ma'am your daughter doesn't consider itself a person and wears a collar, muzzle, and wants pretty women to kick it, pet it, and call it a good dog.
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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