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Lauryn Ipsum

@laurynipsum.bsky.social
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Eisner Award-Nominated Graphic Designer. Side Quests in Illustration & Modeling. 🪲 linktr.ee/laurynipsum Inquiries/commissions/collabs: laurynipsum@gmail.com or DM (IG: @Laurynipsum) (she/her)

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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can everyone tell I’m really enjoying drawing all the little goopy drips?
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This one is dedicated to everyone who never quite fit in. Why start now? Shirts and more in slime green and ink black over on my threadless shop. laurynipsum.threadless.com
“STAY WEIRD” in bold bright green uppercase lettering on a black background. The words are stacked with long slime drips connecting the letters and small droplets scattered about. 
“STAY WEIRD” in bold black uppercase lettering on a grey background. The words are stacked with long ink drips connecting the letters and small droplets scattered about. A black shirt with the words “STAY WEIRD” in bold bright green uppercase lettering. The words are stacked with long slime drips connecting the letters and small droplets scattered about.A grey shirt with 
“STAY WEIRD” in bold black uppercase lettering. The words are stacked with long ink drips connecting the letters and small droplets scattered about.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A little something for spooky season! 🦇 laurynipsum.threadless.com/designs/mons...
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank youuuu
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asking for myself
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Non binary friends of the internet! If you could wave a magic wand and change “men’s” and “women’s” labels on online stores to something else, what would it be??
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I put up a threadless shop, which means my work is available now on shirts, accessories, bags, and more! Starting with future corpse. Fun for the whole family, unfortunately. laurynipsum.threadless.com/designs/futu...
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you 🙏
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey Internet, I submitted a couple pieces to a threadless design challenge. Go vote on them!! www.threadless.com/designs/time... www.threadless.com/designs/vest... 🖤💀
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t remember where I first heard it but isn’t it delightful?!
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ladies, theydies, and gentlemen: my print shop is finally live!! There are paintings! There’s weird typography! There are bones! You can put them on your walls! Go look at things and perhaps even buy them!! 🖤🦇 www.inprnt.com/gallery/laur...
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Star Trek Crossover Pictures and Videos A three hour tour....
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Laurie Penny @pennyred.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Autism and The English
The neurodiversity backlash is about class.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@ifbookspod.bsky.social I just read the car crash that is Elizabeth Gilbert’s, “All The Way To The River” and I am begging you guys to do a deep dive. 🙏
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It might just mean disabled people are less willing to hide themselves from people like you.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Young people can be disabled. Disabilities can fluctuate. Someone using a cane one day and not using it the next is not evidence that they’re faking anything, or of social contagion. And seeing more young disabled people in public or online is not evidence that disability has suddenly become trendy
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And why do I, on VERY rare occasions, use a cane? Because mobility aids aren’t exclusively for people who physically can’t walk without them. For some people they’re used for stability. For others they’re used bc sometimes walking can be painful. In my case: it’s bc my hip fucking hurts, Kathleen.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And excessive mobility can cause instability and injury. Joint instability is why I rolled my left ankle so many times that the ligament became permanently stretched out and I needed surgery to tighten it.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Before you decide I’m out of shape, I do Pilates twice a week, you absolute walnut. Re hypermobility: in what world is joint hypermobility nonspecific?! IT’S IN THE NAME. My joints are literally more mobile than they’re supposed to be. Joint range of motion is physically observable and measurable.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You can literally watch it happen on a heart-rate monitor. Sometimes my vision tunnels or goes black for a few seconds. That’s why my cardiologist was able to diagnose me easily, and put me on meds that lower my heart rate. They manage it really well.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Okay, I finally read the disability piece. Jfc. Kathleen, even the TINIEST bit of research could have told you that the symptoms of the conditions you list are not actually “vague.” Re POTS: my heart rate skyrocketing when I go from sitting to standing is not subjective.
Times article by Kathleen Stock titled “Why are young women using walking sticks”
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There’s a special place in hell for people who target artists with fake payment scams while they’re trying to sell original work. On that note, Dark Matter is still available if anyone would like to give her a real home! 🖤🐈‍⬛ www.laurynipsum.com/shop/p/dark-...
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Dark Matter - Original Painting — Lauryn Ipsum
Original painting by me! Ink and bleedproof white on 11x14 Stonehenge paper.
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Eschire Cat-tle, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026
She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
Lt the black cat wearing a champagne colored ribbon ruff and a suspicious expression.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@pennyred.bsky.social what the fuck is salad cream
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ughhh I just bought berries because I read a thing saying it was greens/lettuce!!
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Boiled kale and spinach… that’s gonna make for a fascinating smoothie
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The most precious Bean just sat on my lap and is purring 🥺
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This morning I shouted “Bean!! Nugget” from my bed and The Bean came running. I just did it again now from the living room and she just came in from the bedroom. 😭
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That is a smol bean nugget
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nearer FOR SALE (DM or email for pricing) 14x11 ink and watercolor on stonehenge
A black and white painting of a jacana bird. It has one large foot out of the water reaching forward.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A Harvard study just published estimates Elon Musk's destruction of USAID has already caused 600,000 deaths 2/3 of them children. That is his legacy in this world.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Please do!
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I do!
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thank you furry much!!! 🐈‍⬛🖤
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It won’t hurt 😎
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If a governor cancels elections within 24 hours of being given permission to draw new districts to eliminate Black voting power, is that enough for a headline to call it "racist" or is it still "racially charged" and "racially tinged" and "what some suggest is racially motivated"
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Help everything hurts. Actually not everything, just the back of my head, my neck, my hip, and my knee—all down the right side, and actually this is perfectly normal after steroid injections, but help anyways. Because owie. 🤕
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Fun fact: it doesn’t happen often, but sometimes I paint these pieces twice. The first one will fail only slightly, but I know how I need to do it right the second time. Sometimes they don’t work at all. This style is a weird process that can be extremely forgiving and extremely unforgiving.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
WIP creeping his way towards the finish line (honestly he’s almost done)
A WIP black and white painting of a Jacana bird with one foot lifted
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Oh my god someone already bought one of them. Thank you so much @catsofyore.bsky.social. Your girl has a lot of medical bills. 😭🖤
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Too late. I added stickers.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Update: SOLD
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
*purrrr* 🐈‍⬛🖤
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thank you kindly!! 🖤☺️
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Okay guys, I’m packing up a painting to ship to a buyer and… it’s not unprofessional to put random stickers on the packaging right? RIGHT? (There will be many layers between the artwork and said stickers)
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
These inky felines. Both pieces are still available in my shop! 🖤 www.laurynipsum.com/shop
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The Plum Vampire Ink and watercolor on stonehenge 11x14 FOR SALE (DM or email for pricing)
A black and white painting of a fruit bar hanging from a tree branch
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Every time I watch old episodes of How I Met Your Mother and I see what look like a set of Blick markers in Ted’s apartment, I get irrationally annoyed. WHO USES BLICK MARKERS.
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