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Laura Mipsum

@lauramipsum.bsky.social
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Artist, loser, horror fan @laura.mipsum on Insta lauramipsum.bigcartel.com

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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Me spending money on a skincare regime: Self care :) Me tearing the dead skin off my lips like there’s a cash money prize underneath: S̵̞̈́̒ė̴̬̮l̶͍̋͒f̶̢̫͒́ ̷̰̂́c̷͌͊ͅą̴͍̄r̶̞̍e̴̫͉̅́
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i will probably watch it but i'd be more keen to see Toy Story 5 if Woody had had an upper bleph and Buzz had done Ozempic and they were both visibly clinging to youth like the rest of hollywood. maybe the dinosaur one has lost the light in his eyes and we know it's from the allegations
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Your friend's birthday is coming up and you're not gonna have a card ready unless you BUY A BUNCH AND KEEP THEM IN YOUR CHAOS DRAWER lauramipsum.bigcartel.com/product/4-pa...
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4-pack of A6 greeting cards
Presenting a 4-pack of greeting cards from Laura Mipsum Art, printed from unique hand-made collages. - 4 high quality printed collage design...
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
this guy was everywhere in the 90s and now he just doesn't get cast in movies any more. this post came to me in a dream and that is why it's bad.
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
what are y'all gonna do when Waluigi Wangione shows up
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Your friend's birthday is coming up and you're not gonna have a card ready unless you BUY A BUNCH AND KEEP THEM IN YOUR CHAOS DRAWER lauramipsum.bigcartel.com/product/4-pa...
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4-pack of A6 greeting cards
Presenting a 4-pack of greeting cards from Laura Mipsum Art, printed from unique hand-made collages. - 4 high quality printed collage design...
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
kicked out of the criterion closet for farting
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
how it feels to respond to a voice note with a text
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Hollywood: stop the fake noses! Fake noses aren’t immersive! They are distracting! I’m not like ‘oh thank god they altered the nose NOW I believe. NOW I can truly understand the film. I would NOT have known that was meant to be Bob Dylan I would have been LOST’
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Lots of NEW prints available over on www.lauramipsumart.co.uk if you’re in need of a wee treat 🖤
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Nosfera2 D-2
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Has anyone had a good experience with acquiring a mentor in the creative/arts sector? Not sure how to go about finding one or what the various benefits might be, but could use some guidance.
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a black background with two white circles on it .
ALT: a black background with two white circles on it .
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
About to lay my 2024 out on a slab for an Art year in review round-up email. Sign up here if that's the kind of thing you want for yourself. dashboard.mailerlite.com/forms/851642...
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that 's all folks is written on a red and blue background
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Brian O'Halloran @playingwithdust.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Things escalate quickly in Essex.
Essex is a bad place
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Trying to explain to my cat that advent calendars/ the twelve days of Christmas are for humans and I really don’t need a daily delivery of dead mice and pigeons but I appreciate the thought and effort
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
whenever I can't solve a set on Connections I think 'ah! American Sports!', just jam together all the weird words, and lo, it is always American Sports
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
after 40 long years Tintin has finally evolved into Goldgold
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! ȳ̸͚̝̻͌o̸͖̬͍̽̇̿u̸̹̘͇̇͌ ̶͉̪̽͂̀b̷̛̞̫̩̾̄ë̶̳͉̥́͝ṱ̷̊t̵͓̭͑e̸̹̦͊́r̵̨͇͙͌ ̸̞̙̃͝ņ̶̨͈̑͆o̴̗͆t̴̜͑͊̾ ̶̣̣̈͘s̵̺̎h̷͔̆́ͅȍ̴̯̥u̶̝̔̈͜ṯ̵̡̾!̴̺̫̾͠
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Feel like there should be a Jedi to Sith meter based on how evil the facial hair you give Cal is. You just can’t be a good guy and have a soul patch
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a video game character says yeah probably in a dark room
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
what are y'all gonna do when Waluigi Wangione shows up
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Matt the Buff Joker Dude @RetvrnOfTheMatt
Me at 17: what if people think I'm
stupid
Me at 37: they all know I'm stupid but there's nothing they can do to stop
me
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
every man is guilty of man's laughter
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 26/10/2023
same as it ever was
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Smoke On Screen @smokeonscreen.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Lori Petty in TANK GIRL (1995) dir. Rachel Talalay #FilmSky 🎥
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
i am going to cook and eat paddington the bear
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Body horror but with off-brand Colin the Caterpillars
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carl @stamponhisfoot.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Ringu Starr costume, the Beatles drummer crawling out of a television with long wet hair
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Just throwing some of my collage art out into the void. No I will never cut a straight line, where’s the fun in that??? #womensart #collage #artsky
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
why is no one in the UK making/selling cheesy popcorn? why must I suffer because of our cowardice
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Any horror films about lil black cats?? #filmsky #catsky
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Film In Forty @filminforty.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
William Friedkin directed The Exorcist, after The French Connection. The man showed how diverse he can be by making films like Cruising, To Live And Die In LA, Bug, Sorcerer, Killer Joe, even Blue Chips with Shaq. Filmsky 📽️
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Have one of those transparent shower screens which needs squeegeeing after each use so I’ve coined this experience as Naked Goblin Window Cleaner
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Laura Mipsum @lauramipsum.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
is there a feed for pictures of the sky in the Isle of Skye shown on Sky news because we could call it SkySkyeskysky
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Satan @social-hell.uk · 11/10/2023
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 09/10/2023
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