Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Imagine if Maya Jama’s shoulders get bigger every day 0223
Reposted by Laura Marie BrownLucy Antal aka Grab Your Spoon @lucyantal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Morning!! We have reached £750. Just £125 or 5 lots of £25 to hit £1000 cos of match. That would be 5% funded & one hell of a way to start the weekend. Please share 🥒🥦🚌🍐🍏 #QueenOfGreens Thank you!! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/help-keep-...crowdfunder.co.ukHelp keep the Queen of Greens greengrocer mobile!We need to replace one of our greengrocer buses that provides access to fresh produce to people living in food deserts across Liverpool. 178
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Alongside a National Care Service we should also establish a National Grief Service You get weekly cake Someone writes a shopping list and plans your meals A cleaner pops round to do the floors and surfaces A month's supply of brand new M&S knickers Spokesperson is appointed to respond to messages 240
Reposted by Laura Marie BrownNeil Atkinson @knoxharrington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That Premier League statement is damning. Full expulsion looks the only way to clear the decks. Even a points deduction that ends in relegation will not be enough. 127218
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Having just lost my mum I was already in tears by this point, but it does feel like a shift when there’s a generation that not only shows grief in public but will actively talk about how end of life needs to change 052
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can’t begin to tell you how fundamentally opposed to this I am on a spiritual, philosophical and social level. It genuinely goes against everything in believe in terms of education and equity 020
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you’ve never experienced social care go through your friend’s list and find someone who has If you’ve never experienced palliative care go through the list again If you’ve never had the 3am phone calls go through the damn list Then come back to me and tell me the system is fine and you won’t pay 020
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not for the self employed though I’m guessing? We just need to drown in it 030
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trying to get into basketball cos we have a team nowstatic.klipy.comPatrick Stewart: Quite Frankly, I'm OverwhelmedALT: Patrick Stewart: Quite Frankly, I'm Overwhelmed 000
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Couldn’t really give a toss about Ed Sheeran tbh, I could spend a lifetime caring about artists who don’t give a fig. But he’s done a mealy mouthed statement as one of the West’s most powerful artists that doesn’t confront billionaires dictating what artists can and can’t say on stage and that’s big 142
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This week my culture fixes have been Daniel Kitson, the new Letter to Brezhnev, Adrian Dunbar’s Beckett Festival of Come and Go and Play and Strictly. I know I very much live in art but it’s so incredible that it comes in so many shades and ripples 140
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Don’t slag off Josh Widdicombe unless you want to be screengrabbed in the Mail in 15 minutes 000
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This would not simply be an RNLI issue btw it would be so vague it would be festivals bringing artists and performers from the global majority, theatres welcoming productions - these are all charities and would all be vilified 020
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A wealth of rave reviews coming out for Letter to Brezhnev @royalcourtliv.bsky.social and I could not be happier for the brilliant cast and crew www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/s...theguardian.comLetter to Brezhnev review – terrific return for Merseysiders’ romance with Russian sailorsEllie Clayton and Angela Simms are superb in a funny, passionate yet still tender adaptation that hugs close to the 1985 film 250
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Where the frigging hell do you eat in Liverpool on a Friday night at 9pm?? 110
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok, well you don’t value the transformational power of art and have instead convinced yourself spectacle and outpouring of emotion caused by trigger points is the same as cultural impact - simultaneously removing the ability of artists to build and audience and profile www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukUK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPsIt comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point. 130
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Piddington is a place truly emblematic of England. The challenges the country faces should be paid for and sorted by the poorest communities with the least resources to share out. Not the middle class white villages who want to return to a mystical 1950s 032
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve played Resident Evil once: A monster ran at me, the controller buzzed and I threw it over my shoulder. I watched the trailer and thought yes, that’s what I expect a film of that would look like. Have a lovely time, but I’m out 110
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A known crank account called Around Liverpool shared a video they claimed was a busload of migrants being moved into HMOs in Liverpool. It was students getting a tour of Anfield. It is not safe for black and brown people to travel on coaches unless they carry signs explaining who they are 010
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Despite having heard this story (even the grisly details) several times it never fails to astound me. My favourite detail is that he was lobbying for funding for a project, tried to get in the other carriage and misjudged it (largely because it’d never been done before) 010
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve got too many radios on in the house and not a single one is in synch 110
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Purely because Fernandes is a 🔔end that’s a satisfactory win for City 011
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s absolute win win for me the Manchester derby 000
Reposted by Laura Marie BrownHassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes 4059812394
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Drama and Comedy are entirely different skillset, seen in entirely different ways by funders and commissioners based on the audiences they reach. You can’t cultivate a team specialising in both 072
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What are you doing with your weekend? Me? Oh well I’m going to tweak my TikTok algorithm so I just see my favourite clips of the 1995 Pride & Prejudice scenes with Darcy and Elizabeth. You? 010
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ve frigging walked in tar. This is not a euphemism. Destroyed a pair of trainers and trousers 210
Reposted by Laura Marie BrownJohn Doran @jahduran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Happy birthday to our 18-yr-old-site theQuietus. Allowing myself 18 mins of proud reflection on everything Luke, I & crew past & present have achieved, before getting back on with it. There's a wicked more eaze give away; thanks to her & Bettina Thrill Jockey. Link in bio! @luketurner.bsky.social 816930
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ANDY BURNHAM DID NOT INTRODUCE THE VISITOR LEVY IN MANCHESTER 210
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m trying to get someone I’m working on a project with to stop sending me three to five minute voice notes and the only way to do it seems to be to respond saying "this user has disabled voice notes, please send a text message” 150
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wearing wicker shoes in the rain and waiting for a prime minister to condemn racism. Like the shittest Half Man Half Biscuit lyric 000
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why does a centaur have four legs and two arms? It makes no sense 111
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If they were wearing keffiyahs and not balaclavas you would not be able to move on TikTok for the cabinet’s reaction 0308
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I am unsure whether that football result says more about Everton’s attacking ability or United’s defensive capability and even by the time I got to the end of the sentence by brain has lost interest 010
Reposted by Laura Marie BrownRobert Lloyd Parry @nunkie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Starting from early October and running til Christmas, there's a tour of several solo M R James shows (comprising 17 stories if you catch 'em all) throughout the UK, and online. Details and ticket links here www.nunkie.co.uk I hope you can make it to something... 76330
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Good. And anyone who asks questions why there are plenty who will give clear answers. Time doesn’t diminish it 010
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Not sure why were euphemistically calling them masked anti migrant protestors and not racist far right nationalists While I’m on it accepting the self monikering of “Christian” with no evidence is as bigoted as calling every Arab a Muslim 092
Reposted by Laura Marie Brownonlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25. 3729771280
Reposted by Laura Marie BrownSarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is so fucking good 281480530
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Why does Northern need my email address to get free WiFi? Admittedly this is not the biggest issue with Northern trains but it does feed into this constant blurring of consumerisation in public services. Is your WiFi free? Or are you going to monetise my contact details? This is basic bad comms 281
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Next time a PR client tells me they don't like the headline of any coverage I'm just going to say it was left-wing agitators 020
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Tinariwen have cancelled their Canada tour because a fire at one of the team’s houses has burnt all their travel documents. That is so much information in one sentence 000
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is so needed. If only to explain exactly what freelancers do 020
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm not saying I've had a bad day but I'm currently watching Gilmore Girls and googling whether there is online discourse as to why Emily's hair suddenly gets so huge in season 5 100
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This show opens next week. I’ve only sat through a read through but it Was quite moving listening to a story that’s almost Scouse folklore 120
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Saturday fight night did not go as planned. Itauma absolutely messed that fight up 100
Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I saw dolphins today btw. Real dolphins. The Moray Firth is a beauty 020