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Laura Marie Brown

@laurambrown.bsky.social
599 followers 330 following 2.7K posts

Arts PR & Producer in Liverpool. Theatre, music and football distract me from politics. Yes, I probably can get you on the guest list. Secret Ninja. Dammit

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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine if Maya Jama’s shoulders get bigger every day
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Lucy Antal aka Grab Your Spoon @lucyantal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Morning!! We have reached £750. Just £125 or 5 lots of £25 to hit £1000 cos of match. That would be 5% funded & one hell of a way to start the weekend. Please share 🥒🥦🚌🍐🍏 #QueenOfGreens Thank you!! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/help-keep-...
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Help keep the Queen of Greens greengrocer mobile!
We need to replace one of our greengrocer buses that provides access to fresh produce to people living in food deserts across Liverpool.
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alongside a National Care Service we should also establish a National Grief Service You get weekly cake Someone writes a shopping list and plans your meals A cleaner pops round to do the floors and surfaces A month's supply of brand new M&S knickers Spokesperson is appointed to respond to messages
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Neil Atkinson @knoxharrington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That Premier League statement is damning. Full expulsion looks the only way to clear the decks. Even a points deduction that ends in relegation will not be enough.
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having just lost my mum I was already in tears by this point, but it does feel like a shift when there’s a generation that not only shows grief in public but will actively talk about how end of life needs to change
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can’t begin to tell you how fundamentally opposed to this I am on a spiritual, philosophical and social level. It genuinely goes against everything in believe in terms of education and equity
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’ve never experienced social care go through your friend’s list and find someone who has If you’ve never experienced palliative care go through the list again If you’ve never had the 3am phone calls go through the damn list Then come back to me and tell me the system is fine and you won’t pay
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hardy perennial
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not for the self employed though I’m guessing? We just need to drown in it
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trying to get into basketball cos we have a team now
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Patrick Stewart: Quite Frankly, I'm Overwhelmed
ALT: Patrick Stewart: Quite Frankly, I'm Overwhelmed
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Couldn’t really give a toss about Ed Sheeran tbh, I could spend a lifetime caring about artists who don’t give a fig. But he’s done a mealy mouthed statement as one of the West’s most powerful artists that doesn’t confront billionaires dictating what artists can and can’t say on stage and that’s big
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This week my culture fixes have been Daniel Kitson, the new Letter to Brezhnev, Adrian Dunbar’s Beckett Festival of Come and Go and Play and Strictly. I know I very much live in art but it’s so incredible that it comes in so many shades and ripples
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t slag off Josh Widdicombe unless you want to be screengrabbed in the Mail in 15 minutes
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This would not simply be an RNLI issue btw it would be so vague it would be festivals bringing artists and performers from the global majority, theatres welcoming productions - these are all charities and would all be vilified
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A wealth of rave reviews coming out for Letter to Brezhnev @royalcourtliv.bsky.social and I could not be happier for the brilliant cast and crew www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/s...
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Letter to Brezhnev review – terrific return for Merseysiders’ romance with Russian sailors
Ellie Clayton and Angela Simms are superb in a funny, passionate yet still tender adaptation that hugs close to the 1985 film
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where the frigging hell do you eat in Liverpool on a Friday night at 9pm??
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, well you don’t value the transformational power of art and have instead convinced yourself spectacle and outpouring of emotion caused by trigger points is the same as cultural impact - simultaneously removing the ability of artists to build and audience and profile www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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UK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPs
It comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point.
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington is a place truly emblematic of England. The challenges the country faces should be paid for and sorted by the poorest communities with the least resources to share out. Not the middle class white villages who want to return to a mystical 1950s
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve played Resident Evil once: A monster ran at me, the controller buzzed and I threw it over my shoulder. I watched the trailer and thought yes, that’s what I expect a film of that would look like. Have a lovely time, but I’m out
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A known crank account called Around Liverpool shared a video they claimed was a busload of migrants being moved into HMOs in Liverpool. It was students getting a tour of Anfield. It is not safe for black and brown people to travel on coaches unless they carry signs explaining who they are
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Despite having heard this story (even the grisly details) several times it never fails to astound me. My favourite detail is that he was lobbying for funding for a project, tried to get in the other carriage and misjudged it (largely because it’d never been done before)
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve got too many radios on in the house and not a single one is in synch
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Purely because Fernandes is a 🔔end that’s a satisfactory win for City
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s absolute win win for me the Manchester derby
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Drama and Comedy are entirely different skillset, seen in entirely different ways by funders and commissioners based on the audiences they reach. You can’t cultivate a team specialising in both
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I woke up the boss and he’s livid
Black cat on a bed
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What are you doing with your weekend? Me? Oh well I’m going to tweak my TikTok algorithm so I just see my favourite clips of the 1995 Pride & Prejudice scenes with Darcy and Elizabeth. You?
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve frigging walked in tar. This is not a euphemism. Destroyed a pair of trainers and trousers
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John Doran @jahduran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy birthday to our 18-yr-old-site theQuietus. Allowing myself 18 mins of proud reflection on everything Luke, I & crew past & present have achieved, before getting back on with it. There's a wicked more eaze give away; thanks to her & Bettina Thrill Jockey. Link in bio! @luketurner.bsky.social
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ANDY BURNHAM DID NOT INTRODUCE THE VISITOR LEVY IN MANCHESTER
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m trying to get someone I’m working on a project with to stop sending me three to five minute voice notes and the only way to do it seems to be to respond saying "this user has disabled voice notes, please send a text message”
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wearing wicker shoes in the rain and waiting for a prime minister to condemn racism. Like the shittest Half Man Half Biscuit lyric
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why does a centaur have four legs and two arms? It makes no sense
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If they were wearing keffiyahs and not balaclavas you would not be able to move on TikTok for the cabinet’s reaction
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am unsure whether that football result says more about Everton’s attacking ability or United’s defensive capability and even by the time I got to the end of the sentence by brain has lost interest
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Robert Lloyd Parry @nunkie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Starting from early October and running til Christmas, there's a tour of several solo M R James shows (comprising 17 stories if you catch 'em all) throughout the UK, and online. Details and ticket links here www.nunkie.co.uk I hope you can make it to something...
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good. And anyone who asks questions why there are plenty who will give clear answers. Time doesn’t diminish it
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not sure why were euphemistically calling them masked anti migrant protestors and not racist far right nationalists While I’m on it accepting the self monikering of “Christian” with no evidence is as bigoted as calling every Arab a Muslim
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is so fucking good
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why does Northern need my email address to get free WiFi? Admittedly this is not the biggest issue with Northern trains but it does feed into this constant blurring of consumerisation in public services. Is your WiFi free? Or are you going to monetise my contact details? This is basic bad comms
A screen grab of Northern Trains WiFi sign up page 

Explore more with free WiFi Enjoy free WiFi on Northern Trains. Enter your email
address to login.
New user? Sign up to use the WiFi.
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Next time a PR client tells me they don't like the headline of any coverage I'm just going to say it was left-wing agitators
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tinariwen have cancelled their Canada tour because a fire at one of the team’s houses has burnt all their travel documents. That is so much information in one sentence
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is so needed. If only to explain exactly what freelancers do
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not saying I've had a bad day but I'm currently watching Gilmore Girls and googling whether there is online discourse as to why Emily's hair suddenly gets so huge in season 5
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This show opens next week. I’ve only sat through a read through but it Was quite moving listening to a story that’s almost Scouse folklore
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Harvey Elliott is only 23???????
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saturday fight night did not go as planned. Itauma absolutely messed that fight up
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Laura Marie Brown @laurambrown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I saw dolphins today btw. Real dolphins. The Moray Firth is a beauty
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