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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I felt a disturbance...as if millions of health insurance actuaries' voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am quite literally NEVER moving out of my year-long-ago-purchased house

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'll add I'm more worried about flight safety with sufficient staffing in airport ATCs & systems that operate well with telecom lines that don't get cut by hapless contractors. Frankly a furry pilot would be good imo, it means they fly often enough to make bank for a legit fursuit...

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A direct hit on Christie, only superseded in effectiveness by the Beachgate photo of him & his family on the 4th of July in 2017

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sister's USAF husband is potentially getting sent back to the Middle East shortly, so um, that's how well the midterm polls are going, and fill up your gas tanks if you can...

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Spontaneous urticaria WHY I guess life was going too well & straightforward 🙄, time to discover what (new) food I am allergic to for reasons entirely unbeknownst 🫩

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Rewatching Mad Men and Christina Hendricks was *robbed* of an Emmy for "The Other Woman"

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well, what do you drink alongside your oatmeal?

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Brighton beat Arsenal in the first match of the season, GO BIRDS

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Taking myself to see The Odyssey finally because I didn't get anything for my birthday, so self-gifting it is...

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ALL I am hearing at this conference is AI, AI, AI and all it's making me want to do is buy a baseball bat on my way home to smash any device that forces me to use artificial "intelligence"

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Last Late Night with Stephen Colbert EMMY 😍 SUCK IT CBS

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They (CNN) are running the greatest hits episodes of Tony Bourdain's No Reservations right now (Vietnam, Nashville, Sichuan, etc.), so all is right within my little living room

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Zverev is starting to pmo with this serving stuff (bouncing the ball inordinately, "failing" his toss twice now) to throw off the return service - this is the Djokovic-type 'mind games' sh*t I LOATHE. Win this match bc you're good at tennis, not because of psychological BS #USOpen

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This US Open Men's Final performance by Miles Caton doing 'America the Beautiful' on an infinite stream, please

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 13/09/2026

If I understand correctly, Alan Ritchson just left his wife for everyone on this app

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Incredibly relatable rn, just sub the meal for dinner

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Linda UWSⓥ @lindavt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Nothing is made better by adding John McEnroe. #USOpen

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Where are my actual & armchair orthopedists discussing Darnold's hip injury?

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026

INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO OUTLOOKS
NEITHER ARE WORKING

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The American men in the quarters/semis here the US Open are just giving us so much fantastic 'free' tennis - five-set matches that are a white-knuckle brawl to the last two points And Michelsen, I was not aware of your game, my bad....

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The Grandstand & Armstrong matches are much more fun so far tonight, LFG Tien & Gea (love a 'lucky loser') #USOpen

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Zverev match is trending to be the lone snoozefest of the day, put the Mensik/Tien match on the main ESPN feed, you cowards

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Picked up my new car, had homemade paella, got to watch Djerkavic lose in the 1st round of the US Open to a barely-top-50 ranked player. All in a good weekend!

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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 31/08/2026

Well we know it’s not because of the COVID vaccine

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I will be out of town, but any Chapelboro folks who loudly BOO Musk, Altman, and Lutnick (if they're around town during the G20 innovation meeting at the Carolina Inn) gets a drink on me share.google/rfuIdtEeUzgt...

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

is the grim reaper fucking drunk or what

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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 25/08/2026

I will always love you 🦋

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

For all of this Hot Drought Summer I managed to avoid any mosquito bites, until last night when I got three in rapid succession including one on the bottom of my foot(!) and now I look like a failed testimonial for a Skeeter Syndrome treatment

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Love when the local NextDoor page is where you have to get the news on why you had an *insane* amount of fireworks going off nearby at ~9pm on a random Saturday (apparently 'twas the local country club celebrating their 100th anniversary with a show that rivaled America250...)

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I just realized I've watched Keri Russell in The Diplomat & Carrie-Anne Moss in all the Matrix iterations a bit too much recently because I unintentionally brought only reference photos of their hair to my appointment last week...

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026

if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Bought a new car, arriving around my birthday 🎉 so happy early 33rd to me

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Bought pouilly-fumé when I intended to get -fuissé, but not crying over Sauvignon Blanc

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The kind of mental & physical gymnastics required to help a friend after a home break-in is INSANE; the burden of providing reasonable safety and security measures should be on maintenance/police/isn't but is instead foisted upon the victim, which is driving me batty

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Why does a video doorbell need exclusively special lithium ion batteries and not just standard alkaline?! I stg the Duracell racket does numbers, I should invest (other than my purchases...)

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Never broken a bone, nor been stung by a bee/wasp

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Lightning-heavy thunderstorm right on top of my area, and I swear a strike just touched the treeline not 250 ft from my house - felt it, yelped like a startled puppy, lights flickered for a moment, no bueno

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Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’m being moisture mogged. It’s dampmaxxing out here.

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I regret to inform that I've discovered eating breakfast in the morning (for me, some iteration on overnight oats) in lieu of solely coffee is actually improving my overall wellbeing. In unrelated news, the sky is blue & water is wet...

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Blake C. Stacey @blakestacey.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026

me: [sobbing] England, you can't just call everything a pudding J. J. Thomson: [points at atom] pudding

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i usually just mutter "if only there were some way you could have told me you were turning" under my breath. they can't hear me, but it's so drying devastating that i'm sure they feel it on the back of their neck

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

every man has a few Special Man Songs where, if you so much as mention one of them in his presence, you trigger an unskippable one hour cutscene of all the trivia he knows about the song

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18

the movie poster for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, which is a black and grey image with actors Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig superimposed

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

So many random errands to do this week after work (car appointments for a minor repair & an appraisal, fridge fix) and no time to see The Odyssey so I can stop narrowly avoiding the spoilers on TikTok...

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Laura Johansen (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Nearly 30 years later and TLC's 'No Scrubs' and Destiny's Child 'Bills Bills Bills' are STILL holding water like no one's business

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