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Relocated Midwesterner

@lauragoof.bsky.social
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Ex-wedding photographer, ttrpg & PC gamer, Baby Scoop adoptee, Scorpio, cat lover & foster, born in Chicago, now lives in the South. Sarcasm free of charge, Mr Boffo enthusiast

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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I need a sensitivity reader for a novel with a trans man. Suggestions are appreciated #sensitivityreader #trans
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Ms. Misanthrope 🇺🇸 @lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.
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Dr Walsh @laurelwalsh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Difficult to keep your stupid lies straight results in confusion for dumb orange man.
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m having one of those days where I’m annoyed and not sure what to do. A little sad and a little bored and a little lonely. I read people’s sad stories and the tears come fast. I guess it’s just one of those days
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
How bad is it about to get? This bad. 😳👇
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/03/2026
Mark Warner: "I saw no intelligence that Iran was on the verge of launching any kind of preemptive strike against the United States. None."
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Coffee is up 18.3% Ground beef is up 17.2% Cereal is up 6.2% Steak is up 18% Bananas are up 5.4% Orange juice is up 28% Fish is up 5.1% Cookies are up 5%
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
30 years. This video should be on every network.
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You guys have you been tracking what’s going on in Mexico these last couple of days? It looks rough and I’m hoping no one get hurt or killed. #mexico
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
the year is 2030. a doctor gravely informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people who felt bad for a monkey bought polyester plushies that shed millions of microplastics in the laundry that were were eventually consumed by the fish that you ate
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Jeffrey Epstein paid several firms to suppress online coverage of his sex offenses in Google search results, pump out puff pieces & edit his Wikipedia page
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VK 🇨🇦🍁 @vernonkona.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Superbowl past performances Phil Collins UK Enrique Iglesias Spain U2 Ireland Shania Twain Canada Sting U.K. Celine Dion Canada Paul McCartney U.K. The Rolling Stones U.K. The Who U.K. Coldplay U.K. Shakira Colombia The Weeknd Canada Rihanna Barbados
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
IT'S COMING ... FASCISM IS IN CONTROL ... JUST LIKE PUTIN ... tRUMPSTEIN WILL GIVE HIMSELF 95% OF OUR VOTES ... 🤬🤬🤬 SO WHAT'S THE PLAN???
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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JJ in DC @jjindc.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
🧊🛩️ HEADS UP TENNESSEE‼️ ⚠️ ICE Air inbound to Nashville Denver Air Connection Emb 145 Tail: N970DC – ETA 9:30am 👀
GRK – BNAN970DC
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ok I have a bone to pick #shrinking. Watching Jimmy wax nostalgic about his late wife who he was actively fighting with and just about to DIVORCE the moment before she died is driving me crazy. JIMMY GET A GRIP
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a husky dog is making a funny face while wearing a collar and leash .
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Dead kids didn’t matter. Endless school shootings didn’t matter. But a single liberal with a firearm? That broke the GOP.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/01/2026
This is testimony… 📌 Stella Carlson, “Pink coat lady”, speaks on the murder of Alex Pretti. “After the shooting, they (ICE) decided to just scatter and save themselves.”
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
ICE needs to be investigated and prosecuted
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Well I guess TikTok is f@cked and compromised so what are we doing instead?
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Attention #protesters You need to take some pointers from the South Korean protest movement. Your faces should be covered, you should be wearing swim or ski goggles, carry an open umbrella to keep drones from identifying you, and also as a shield. Wear solid dark colors (in summer). #Minnesota
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Here’s TMZ with a headline every outlet that cares about the truth should have. www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/n...
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What’s happening with TikTok? #tiktok
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
New video from 🧞‍♀️🧞‍♀️ viewer caution please
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Rick Aster @rickaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
TikTok U.S. appears to be offline. I assume installations, migrations, and purges are underway, as is typical for a Sunday morning, but connections between servers might also be hindered by the storm currently affecting half of the United States.
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/01/2026
A reminder how ICE treats priests.
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We are so close
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
GO BEARS!!!! #gobears
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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,Fine Artist-painter sculptor Mc Goo @uncle57.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 12/01/2026
Over the last week, we’ve seen federal agents arresting, threatening, and using force against innocent bystanders. They have carried out enforcement actions in schools, at hospitals, and in one horrific instance shot and killed someone.
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SB Sandra Barnes @zestyvines777.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Don't bother arguing about whether ICE is a police force or a military force. It's neither. It behaves as a disorganized, violent mob, cursing, shouting contradictory orders, and attacking unarmed citizens on a whim. It is deployed to create fear and chaos, not to enforce laws or establish order.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
🔥 @redstateupdate.bsky.social (MURFREESBORO): “Where are all the anti-tyranny people now?? The government is shooting people in their cars, and the people who wanted to rise up against the government, guess what they’re doing? Applying for jobs with ICE.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/01/2026
Frey: "You cannot drag pregnant women through the snow. You're not allowed to take teenagers out of their car and detain them when they are in fact American citizens. That is against the law in every state. That is against our US Constitution."
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Greg Hill @greg-hill.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I am seeing some really extreme things on internet today about a guy named William Sasha Riley (born Manuel Sasha Barros), who claims to be an epstein survivor. Are any of his claims verified? Are any of the other survivors collaborating his claims? Is he the witness we have been waiting for?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/01/2026
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-cap…
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
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isaac 🫃🏻 @androgynyfiend.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
liberals are impossible to satirize
Tweet from @mmpadellan:

I'm old enough to remember when President Obama deported so many people, they called him "Deporter in Chief," but he did it without his agents shooting U.S. Citizen mothers in the face 3 times.

Built different.
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ICE = ISIS #ICE=ISIS #fuckice
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