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Relocated Midwesterner

@lauragoof.bsky.social
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Ex-wedding photographer, ttrpg & PC gamer, Baby Scoop adoptee, Scorpio, cat lover & foster, born in Chicago, now lives in the South. Sarcasm free of charge, Mr Boffo enthusiast

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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Interesting side note: there is a bi character in the last third who is a love interest for the trans man. He never says his sexuality so it’s never mentioned (it will be in book 2) so maybe for the future ✌🏼
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I need a sensitivity reader for a novel with a trans man. Suggestions are appreciated #sensitivityreader #trans
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We used to go the Gen Con and we would have made money but for the hotel and food and travel. It’s brutal
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Mind your business
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Ms. Misanthrope 🇺🇸 @lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.
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Dr Walsh @laurelwalsh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Difficult to keep your stupid lies straight results in confusion for dumb orange man.
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m having one of those days where I’m annoyed and not sure what to do. A little sad and a little bored and a little lonely. I read people’s sad stories and the tears come fast. I guess it’s just one of those days
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
How bad is it about to get? This bad. 😳👇
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
How they supposed to leave when all the local airports are closed? Tricky
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/03/2026
Mark Warner: "I saw no intelligence that Iran was on the verge of launching any kind of preemptive strike against the United States. None."
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
My condolences for your loss. Music is the greatest gift
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Coffee is up 18.3% Ground beef is up 17.2% Cereal is up 6.2% Steak is up 18% Bananas are up 5.4% Orange juice is up 28% Fish is up 5.1% Cookies are up 5%
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
30 years. This video should be on every network.
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Idk why anyone would be excited to visit a pedo!
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Same!
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Be sure to see the game in the Bleachers at Wrigley 🤩👍🏼
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You guys have you been tracking what’s going on in Mexico these last couple of days? It looks rough and I’m hoping no one get hurt or killed. #mexico
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
the year is 2030. a doctor gravely informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people who felt bad for a monkey bought polyester plushies that shed millions of microplastics in the laundry that were were eventually consumed by the fish that you ate
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Wait what?!
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Oh no.
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Jeffrey Epstein paid several firms to suppress online coverage of his sex offenses in Google search results, pump out puff pieces & edit his Wikipedia page
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Well that’s not true at all.
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Most likely answer
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
100%
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The Prince of Darkness is a diamond in the rough
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The scene on the desolate road & the kids rides by is bone chilling
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VK 🇨🇦🍁 @vernonkona.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Superbowl past performances Phil Collins UK Enrique Iglesias Spain U2 Ireland Shania Twain Canada Sting U.K. Celine Dion Canada Paul McCartney U.K. The Rolling Stones U.K. The Who U.K. Coldplay U.K. Shakira Colombia The Weeknd Canada Rihanna Barbados
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
War Crimes for everyone
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yeah see NC results
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
IT'S COMING ... FASCISM IS IN CONTROL ... JUST LIKE PUTIN ... tRUMPSTEIN WILL GIVE HIMSELF 95% OF OUR VOTES ... 🤬🤬🤬 SO WHAT'S THE PLAN???
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
He’s such a loser my god
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
That’s crazy because Lupita is one of the more gorgeous women on this planet
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Is this about Wuthering Heights?
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The call is coming from inside the house
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Oof
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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JJ in DC @jjindc.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
🧊🛩️ HEADS UP TENNESSEE‼️ ⚠️ ICE Air inbound to Nashville Denver Air Connection Emb 145 Tail: N970DC – ETA 9:30am 👀
GRK – BNAN970DC
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Im no expert but when I haven’t drawn in a while it takes some time for me to get it back to a decent level. Muscle memory needs a refresher I guess.
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
From when you were In Practice
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Dumbest thing I’ve heard today. Damn
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Relocated Midwesterner @lauragoof.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ok I have a bone to pick #shrinking. Watching Jimmy wax nostalgic about his late wife who he was actively fighting with and just about to DIVORCE the moment before she died is driving me crazy. JIMMY GET A GRIP
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Dead kids didn’t matter. Endless school shootings didn’t matter. But a single liberal with a firearm? That broke the GOP.
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