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professor oomf

@lastantagonist.bsky.social
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♉️ / 29 / chaotic neutral / INFP / college educator and reformed crashout / california

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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 4h
Oomfs are having an ass-off and it’s not even Wednesday…
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
told my students I’d have their papers graded this week but now that I’m sitting down to do it I’d rather d word
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sober hoes (me): I get so gay off that cream soda!
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Men LOOOVE playing in my face, it truly warrants study
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vomiting is like top five worst feelings ever I hate being nauseous
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
he want brand new chanel$…
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mental health hanging on by a thread but that thread is fire emblem fortune’s weave so I’m going to be ok
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s so necessary to listen to Memories of You from the Persona 3 soundtrack and start sobbing before work
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Boyz 12 will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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3than son reebok o son nike @samoyuhd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
radiant dawn more like gaydiant dawn 10/10 no notes
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mocha news & updates @klohroform.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wow Barbara… that harvest salad is looking *cunt*
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Big fan of gay male twitch streamers who play games with their fat tits out my algorithm needs to lock in
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Charlie just makes my day better I would prescribe one Charlie to every depressed person @mistyterrain13.bsky.social
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Avatar fatigued, I don’t wanna hear about it anymore I’ve outgrown it
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was considering making an alt and posting something but my surgical incisions are all up my leg and scabby and gross so these pics are NOT making it out the camera roll
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
been talking with this guy on and off and this morning I was like “oh we should hang sometime” and he was like “yeah I’ve just been exhausted from work so not anytime soon” and then his story tonight was some guy’s hand on his boner
blonde woman looking confused
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Online dating is tired at this point. I have to hallucinate a version of you in my head based on a little profile with a few pictures and a bunch of statistics, decide if the hallucination made me like you, then beg for your attention because there are a dozen other people doing the same in your dms
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Who would’ve thought chronic pain and medical trauma would contribute to feeling depressed?
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hump day repost, eat these leftovers
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Spent the day in the ER, I need a hip replacement. Here’s my ass
 Ceci n'est pas une twinkLocal Bluesky user lastantagonist showing assAlternative representation of Bluesky user lastantagonist’s day, and simultaneously his ass
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You’re in a crisis and I’m here to help
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gaystation4 @cumfart.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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🌻🇵🇸 @sunflowerboy777.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nooo please don’t take me to an unfamiliar healthy state!!! I’m so comfortable in my familiar destructive cycle
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
let’s go to the salon
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Every time I hear something new about diarrheagate I’m reminded that we’re living in the bad place
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jack @jackh97.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
somehow persevering through life’s adversities
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The letter w is insane like what do you mean double u
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
2 out of 5…
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
dude turn on the news. any channel
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I know a thing or two about film
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I gotta get back in my shitposting bag
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derek @reindeerek.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
even obama was gagging
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Protein powder is DISGUSTING how do bitches drink this constantly 😭
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jack @jackh97.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the way everything is temporary
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Politico @politico.com · 10/07/2026
Black leaders across the South have expressed a visceral shock in the wake of the Supreme Court’s decision gutting the Voting Rights Act. But as the surprise wears off, a sense of isolation has begun to set in among some. 🔗 politi.co/4vSW46T
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🌻🇵🇸 @sunflowerboy777.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Heated Rivalry, count your days
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This sounds concerning considering the layoffs but Obsidian working on another Fallout game? Dare I have hope?
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jack @jackh97.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
being someone who doesn’t gaf when people change their profile pic
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m still relying on that public service loan forgiveness so don’t play w this shit…
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mark the shark 🦈 @marktheeshark.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This tumblr post is giving me the giggles
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A breakfast jack would fix me
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Replaying three houses in anticipation of fortune’s weave and I forgot how convoluted the class exams are, like what do you mean I suddenly have to really give a fuck about riding horses in order for half of my team to even get into a master level class…
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baby deathstrike @boyboyhenyo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
HELP, MY PUSSY’S GONE CRAZY!!
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conkface.bsky.social @conkface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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professor oomf @lastantagonist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
At the risk of being that one friend that’s too woke, straight guys doing shit like this because they think it’s funny is so exhausting, like you’re grown and being gay isn’t comedy. Need these two off the island
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 18/06/2026
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"Wow, I'm so glad my camouflage allows me to blend into this wall!" I said to myself.

Little did I know, the man who fucks walls was rapidly approaching.

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