Reposted by jacques the ghost 🍏Berry begins @penorsword.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well that’s not possible so love yourself and love everyone else because we are just cucumber salad at the end of the day 121
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i put on a beret and i am now 'jacques the ghost' (so stupid) 4240
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hey everyone please the ultimate sweetheart @hey-itsjay.bsky.social a very happy birthday 5240
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026putting toothpaste on your bush so i can brush my teeth 5280
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the face you make before you blow out your birthday candles: (well @jakeybakey.gay happea birtday) 1220
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oooOoOOoohHHh i’m gunna crack you like an egg and then make a french omelette. oui oui! 🥖🥚🇫🇷 2180
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my h*rny is lost at sea, will someone please c*m rescue me 6392
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026did dragon flags yesterday and i'm really feeling it today 😣 1100
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s time for my shower and then bed, cream dreams every1 1160
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s was a loooooong, exhausting day did i miss anything fun today 3210
Reposted by jacques the ghost 🍏KKSliderVEVO @weaselingaround.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m doing the Bike MS ride again this year! please donate to my fundraiser if you can, every dollar helps to raise money for MS research and support ❤️💪🏼🚴🏼♀️ events.nationalmssociety.org/participants... 0323
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026and you all laffed at me for wanting to see more biceptember posts 3230
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026thanks for all the comments on my lil butt pic, not in the mood today to keep it on the tl x 6200
Reposted by jacques the ghost 🍏PT Klein @ptklein.com · 23/09/2026My contribution to biceptember 🗓️ 33144641
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026immunoogy? i think i missed that class. $72K/year for NYC idk 2200
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i've had an eyelash in my eye all morning and i finally got it out 7310
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026happy autumn 🍂🍁 x lumberjack season 🪓🪵 am i chopped, am i unc 3140614
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i knoe ur prettier than me but i’m much more stupider than i lewk 2240
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026told them i like my apples like i like my penis. in cider. u want a taste of this applesauce, follow, like and subscribe, and don’t forget to comment @seed-u-later 🍎 1170
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i’m taking a nap as soon as i get home, any takers for being the little spoon 6340
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ooh ooh, ah ahh, yeahhhhhh, right there, that's the spot 1130
jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i am sick of this job, i feel mentally depleted, and unmotivated. i need to get off my ass and start applying to more jobs. i need to stop reading LinkedIn horror stories of "i applied to 120+ PhD jobs and never got a response." i know this may be true to an extent but i need to move. 7380