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jacques the ghost 🍏

@osculate.bsky.social
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something something. aiming for maximum stupid. (AppleJacked 🍎)

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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 2h
#jacquestober
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 2h
smile 🔪🩸
Polaroid style B&W pic of me nude wearing a Halloween mask, the naughty bits have been cropped out
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 20h
yoinking my pelonis
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21h
bye-sip
My hair was too flat in the now deleted left bicep pic. So I fluffed it. Man flexing his right bicep. He’s wearing a green t shirt and dark brown cargo pants
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Berry begins @penorsword.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that’s not possible so love yourself and love everyone else because we are just cucumber salad at the end of the day
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i put on a beret and i am now 'jacques the ghost' (so stupid)
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
choices choices
Cinnamon Ghost Crunch Jack O’Lantern
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm fine
black cat on a leash seemingly screeching at a person sitting next to them
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gm
An orange kitten is sitting in the passenger seat of a car, wearing a seatbelt and drinking an iced coffee from a straw. The meme text says "don't start no shit, won't be no shit".
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey everyone please the ultimate sweetheart @hey-itsjay.bsky.social a very happy birthday
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i forgot what i was going to say
Post workout selfie, my hand is on my head
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
second workout of the day happening neow
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
putting toothpaste on your bush so i can brush my teeth
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the face you make before you blow out your birthday candles: (well @jakeybakey.gay happea birtday)
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 26/09/2026
just for you
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wow those 5 min went by fast 😚
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oooOoOOoohHHh i’m gunna crack you like an egg and then make a french omelette. oui oui! 🥖🥚🇫🇷
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guess the song:
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh hi
Selfie of me in my orange corduroy cap, it’s backwards
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
last flex friday of biceptember
Another flexing selfie, give me a break, but I’m wearing an oversized cream t shirt and a backwards orange corduroy cap
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my h*rny is lost at sea, will someone please c*m rescue me
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did dragon flags yesterday and i'm really feeling it today 😣
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we did it joe @kagenyc.bsky.social
Screenshot of @kagenyc profile showing his 666 followers
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@kagenyc.bsky.social you're at 665, almost there bb
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
let's get him to 666 people
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the cock crows, it must be friday, gm
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s time for my shower and then bed, cream dreams every1
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s was a loooooong, exhausting day did i miss anything fun today
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KKSliderVEVO @weaselingaround.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m doing the Bike MS ride again this year! please donate to my fundraiser if you can, every dollar helps to raise money for MS research and support ❤️💪🏼🚴🏼‍♀️ events.nationalmssociety.org/participants...
Gay guy (me) with bikes in front of the GW Bridge
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
many of you
Title card of a animated movie. Most of the title has been redacted but in bright green text: the beast of mossy bottom
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mr-chitown.bsky.social @mr-chitown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and you all laffed at me for wanting to see more biceptember posts
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bisexual bicep, groundbreaking #biceptember
Me flexing my left bicep, I’m wearing a black t shirt and loose light wash jeans
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the erection connection
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thanks for all the comments on my lil butt pic, not in the mood today to keep it on the tl x
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
need y’all to celebrate ME today
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 23/09/2026
My contribution to biceptember 🗓️
PT once again flexing his bicep in the gym
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
immunoogy? i think i missed that class. $72K/year for NYC idk
Job posting from Nature for a post doctoral research scientist at Columbia University medical center, immunology is misspelled as immunoogy
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sup
two tired looking raccoons with text: normalize not having energy, i am very tired
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i've had an eyelash in my eye all morning and i finally got it out
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
happy autumn 🍂🍁 x lumberjack season 🪓🪵 am i chopped, am i unc
pic from earlier this year but I thought it was fitting for titty Tuesday and the first day of fall. I’m wearing a blue and green flannel plaid shirt but it is open exposing my chest and abdomen. The shirt  is too small now.
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i knoe ur prettier than me but i’m much more stupider than i lewk
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hmm inch-resting
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
told them i like my apples like i like my penis. in cider. u want a taste of this applesauce, follow, like and subscribe, and don’t forget to comment @seed-u-later 🍎
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i’m taking a nap as soon as i get home, any takers for being the little spoon
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i’m very sleepy, can u tell?
Sleepy selfie
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ooh ooh, ah ahh, yeahhhhhh, right there, that's the spot
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i am sick of this job, i feel mentally depleted, and unmotivated. i need to get off my ass and start applying to more jobs. i need to stop reading LinkedIn horror stories of "i applied to 120+ PhD jobs and never got a response." i know this may be true to an extent but i need to move.
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
me asf af
Pic of a Chihuahua with a bubble coming out of its nose with overhead text: “your crush is coming this way, be cool” Me:
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
monday amirite
Oranges cats in a Persistence of memory by Salvador Dali with text above: when it’s Monday morning and it has already been a long week
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