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Laser
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I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE MAURICE GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE MAURICE GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
![meatwad: hey carl, two people were asking me about you, i gave them your address and phone number and they said they was gonna visit you soon
carl: YOU WHAT
meatwad: their names are joy and happiness
carl: oh... that's cute. heh, you had me scared for a second there meatman
[cut to outside carl's house where two very large men with JOY and HAPPINESS tattooed across their foreheads are furiously banging on the front door]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:imahtxsdww7docaouxdck5tz/bafkreiaaewnrlrz5t72rjry7k5r55vfe4ksg3ioupmvyuomdqrwikb2iaa)
