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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 5h
Kansas did that against West Virginia a few years ago. Well not that score but a Pick 6 to seal OT after already scoring.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is literally Medicare for all. By eliminating the big insurance companies you just cut out the middleman and create socialized medicine.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
when I think I’ve heard the last Ken Paxton scandal
Vince Carter “I got one more in me”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The way you know the website "X" is thriving is that once a month someone writes an article about how great it's doing and begs everyone to go there
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Josh Allen plays like he has a bomb in his skull that will go off if he doesn’t do five outlandish things in three hours
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jay Cutler is not coming through that door. Diego Pavia might still have 1 more injunction in him still.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As opposed to his normal face which looks like he’s trying to figure out if it was a fart or a poop.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a Kansas fan that is the Jalon Daniels experience.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As someone with 3 kids, this article could be one sentence. Daycare costs, return to office policies and healthcare stress working families who have to have both parents working to barely pay for this.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ben Jammins: Professional Hater Meme
ALT: Ben Jammins: Professional Hater Meme
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also it’s always the answer on Sundays anyway.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean be cheap is Trump’s M.O. so he’s not wrong there.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean he’s always lied. His problem now is that people won’t fall for it now.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Plus the ref is right under the upright. Really hard to mess that call up.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
After the hearing, Schmitt insisted he'd gotten nothing wrong, but he seemed less sure Smith had committed perjury.
"I don't know if Jack Smith's lying or not. It was the only game - Atlanta was the only NBA game or men's college basketball game that night at 7:30,
Schmitt told HuffPost.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn’t that what they bitched about with Covid policies?
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All this work for him to take a nap.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Josh Hawley is a smart person when he wants to be. The problem is he doesn’t have any morals and can be bought pretty easily and is insecure.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes. What a great point. Our president is a racist moron.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
NEWSNATION: Gas is $4.47. Diesel is $6.50. Mortgage rates are above 7%. Inflation is at 3.4% while earnings are lower. How are you making the case that that is the golden age? RNC CHAIR JOE GRUTERS: Biden left us an absolute disaster. We just gotta give him more time NN: Is that really the pitch?
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Antonio Brown Kicks Punter
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Benetti is a national treasure.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Normally agree but ESPN just having silent camera stadium shots instead of commercials almost ruins 4K for them.
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SAY THE MAGIC WORDS, SCOTT HANSON!!!!
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The fact that 33% still say worth it is also very telling.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#kufball was atrocious for so long that firing Leipold or even thinking about it makes no sense. But it frustrating that this team constantly shoots itself in the foot in big ways.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh lord hopefully they give them out after the game.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sorry but the Ted Lasso hates Kansas sign may be the worst sign in the history of signs if you know anything about Ted Lasso or Jason Sudeikis
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did they read the president’s tweet?
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, all his businesses failed. But I do wonder how someone this stupid continued to be in a position to have new businesses to drive into the ground. Now he's just selling his power. But who was having conversations with a guy this dumb in the 80s and 90s and then writing him a check?
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every time some posts about their ADHD tics, I’m always in awe because it’s also an ADHD tic for me without even realizing. I love me some uncrustables.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Eggs were a terrible example in the first place because the cause and effect were driven purely by a bird flu that would solve itself within a year or so no matter the president.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So much winning. 🙄
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It worked against Kamala. They are desperate and out of ideas. And I don’t think it’s as effective now.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lock it in, OSU by a million.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As a reminder, Ted Cruz is such a sports jinx that the cheating 2017 astros managed to lose the home world series game he attended even though they had all the signs. I sat ten rows from him. 😂
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I do think, however, Kansas wouldn’t go as hard on the John Brown stuff if Mizzou fans hadn’t spent years posting this kind of stuff. To paraphrase Don Fambrough: It’s a damn war and they started it.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I scared the kids trying to sleep. #sorrynotsorry
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Exhibit 2,654 that nobody knows what communism really is.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mean at this point it’s a choice from Grindr to keep allowing this to happen. Which makes it even funnier.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First game on the Big Ten Network was App State beating Michigan. First game of the 20th anniversary of the network was UMass beating Rutgers.
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The Ahrens @largetuna87.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If everyone can call him Enes Kanter Freedom then they can call trans people by their chosen names too
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tommy Tuberville’s campaign manager said he would clean up Alabama government, a government fully controlled by his party since 2012
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And “attacked” is still overselling it. Ossoff merely said Trump liked to spend time with her more than he liked doing his job. That’s a criticism of *him*
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Stephen Robinson @playtyperguy.com · 12/08/2026
Hong had never broken 50% in a poll. In fact, her actual performance was not far from her percent of the vote in polls she comfortably led. There is no reasonable mathematical conclusion that would put her at a 95 percent chance of victory. This was just absurd.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I do think giving students the freedom to try new stuff (and as first-semester students, life on campus is itself new stuff) without having to worry about a grade is really important, especially at a place like Michigan where a lot of students have been socialized in a certain way from very young.
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John Pontoon, dissident revenant @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm sick of "heat map" discourse from Republicans. Congratulations, jackass, you're popular in places where people don't live. Real shame you're talking about the government, a body that serves PEOPLE.
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