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@Lane_

@lanemit.bsky.social
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Husband, father, Heat lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 6h
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Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
ALT: Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 6h
Someone needs to tell that incel to go watch the town a few more times
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 7h
I guess it’s time for him to…😎 face the music
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 8h
Heat in 3
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h
Trump isn't beating the "can't walk in a straight line" allegations
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 8h
RFK jr will torpedo this
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 9h
vile, disgusting, irredeemable people
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 10h
No they won’t
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 12h
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Mitch McConnell Peace Sign
ALT: Mitch McConnell Peace Sign
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 14h
@mrbill11.bsky.social
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Juan Offerdahl
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Poltergeist: They're Here!
ALT: Poltergeist: They're Here!
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me during the Iranian hostage crisis:
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ethical tank
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We got him now!
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zach Tomás Ray Luís
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ykb
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mike McDaniel's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Mike McDaniel's Shocked Reaction
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2 sacks? More like Jeff Haf-D
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Vikings lead seems insurmountable. That’s right, not even mountable.
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh ffs
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welp
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not even when you get released from the Gulag
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 04/10/2026
Running backs ranked by how fun their name is to say 1. Bhayshul Tuten 2. Kyle Monongai 3. Cam Skattebo 4. Chuba Hubbard 5. Zach Charbonnet 6. Quinshon Judkins 7. Bucky Irving
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Anastasia Devereaux: It Was Nice Knowing You All
ALT: Anastasia Devereaux: It Was Nice Knowing You All
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DJ Less
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More like Say-Gone Barkley
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@ben01.bsky.social
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heat are too low but other than that 🧑‍🍳 😘
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah billionaires need to be taxed more
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is that good?
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Get The Word Out There
ALT: Get The Word Out There
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Showing my 9 year old daughter the princess bride for the first time
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If this shit doesn’t make you smile, unfollow me
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How is Palm Beach tracking?
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She was right
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know ball
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chop screwed Chop
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WWE: Vince McMahon's Shocked Reaction
ALT: WWE: Vince McMahon's Shocked Reaction
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
montreal screwjob type shit
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woke
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More like Justout
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet it went weee weee weee all the way home
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
The tagline was something like "When the pressures on, Jay Feely won't come through for you" as the image of a kick going wildly wide right plays in screen.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sorry, what’s that acronym again?
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bahahahaha
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What about at a urinal stand on Uranus
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guys check your Florida voter registration
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My head is spinning
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Danny DeVito's Disgusted Reaction
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