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@Lane_

@lanemit.bsky.social
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Husband, father, Heat lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 3h
My head is spinning
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More like Back Charbonnet
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heat in 5, coward
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Rob Slater @robslater10.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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David: It's Too Soon For That
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(((IDB1127)))🇮🇱✡️🟦🎗️ @idb1127.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michael Scott's Oopsies Ohno Grimace
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Nathan @never-say-die.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.
Letter: 

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV
The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@jkeller5.bsky.social
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👨🏻
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who wants to tell him?
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Benoit Intercontinental Champion
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are you sure it’s not Steal Mill(ions) ?
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well this is certainly a Photograph 😬
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tank for the A’ja/Bam child
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welp
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More like Cryin Burns
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the Vatican plumber is called upon to unclog the pontiff bowl:
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Extend our lives? In THIS economy?
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I enjoyed watching the Dolphins today. Small steps.
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone wasted their make a wish to meet the Dolphins?
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me describing the shrimp I had at Bonefish Grill
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zach Tomás!
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More like Gollie, Williams
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best #10 in recent team history
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had no idea the Chiefs OC is the World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’ll never happen
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@ben01.bsky.social
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mrchow's Intense Run
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More like Taken Tomlinson
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool cool cool
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More like Starch Manning because that kid is a stiff
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More like Gone Kneuppel
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
$73 to fill up my car just now.
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s new here
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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pablo Torre:
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DJ Khaled: And Another One Meme
ALT: DJ Khaled: And Another One Meme
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More like Nosa
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
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Rob Van Dam RVD No Way Out Entrance
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More like Byeon Richardson
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the hell is a half niece?
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was he asked what hell looks like to him?
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More like Ruben Pain Jr
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Seinfeld: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love these stories then Donalds will win by 20
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Umm Ok
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!” 31 years ago today, September 24, 1995, #TheSimpsons episode “Radioactive Man” first aired on Fox.
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El Jeffe @kmat21.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God bless the onion 🤣🤣🤣💀
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Madden movie with 🐐 Nic Cage looks so atrocious. I can’t wait to see it.
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do not fear, for I am with you
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ETTD
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