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@Lane_

@lanemit.bsky.social
810 followers 465 following 9.7K posts

Husband, father, Heat lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zach Tomás Ray Luís
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this lazy bitch
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I regret to inform you
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Eminem:
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cheers
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Honey gochujang wings on my charcoal kettle grill
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Me too and this newspaper
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The NBA to the Raptors for the Kawhi Leonard trade compared to the heat for the Terry Rozier trade
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Now this is what you call eclectic taste in men
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He’s 100 and knows this.
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Because he made them include him in a hypothetical package for the player we got. And it somehow leaked.
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Goes 7-9 mph
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is the pot calling the kettle…cast iron
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
4d chess
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Kirkland brand Herro soon for the league minimum
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I miss J-Dub. Rip.
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Same for me, when the Knicks win the title and the heat don’t get Giannis
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
👀
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Folks I found out there’s a White Castle a block from my hotel and they have an instant $5 coupon on their app
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Madam:
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You know who’s a punk?
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Rest in Power
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