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Landwere

@landwere.bsky.social
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Game Developer Website I never get round to updating: nextbit.neocities.org Me Bad Games: landwere.itch.io Me "less" Bad Games: itch.io/c/1401827/best-of-landwere

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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
i have a coworker named jack and every time he takes a vacation day it's like a double entendre minefield around here
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Kyle Labriola @kylelabriola.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Programmers are always saying shit like "PRs" and "git" and "ubuntu"
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Helldivers 2 and The Outlast Trails are Odyssey type games
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suzanne @binarypartitioned.space · 19/04/2025
[guilty gear announcer voice] FUMBLED!!
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Culture shock is finding out MacOS does not have a volume mixer 🤨
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If you thought fixing the family printer was bad, buckle up you'll Hate WiFi-Router setup app
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Just got McDonald's and they gave me the BANANA milkshake AGAIN when I ordered VANILLA. Fixing this problem requires systemic McDonald's change, they should make BANANA milkshake piss yellow so that it reflects the "despicable" flavour and can't be confused with VANILLA
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 12/02/2025
happy birthday gromit 🐾
Calendar on a wall with "Gromit's Birthday" handwritten on Wednesday, the 12th; other days  are marked with Xs.Gromit from Wallace and Gromit holding a pencil and looking at a calendar marked with X's. A fruit bowl and clock are visible in the background.
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Shout out to public transport
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TeamSpeak @teamspeak.com · 21/01/2025
IT'S FINALLY HERE 😭 SCREEN SHARE IS OUT NOW 🗣️🗣️ DOWNLOAD: bit.ly/TS6Download
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Majestic. Stoic. The pinnacle of frog
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
My favourite pair of shoes are beginning to wear out and soon the inevitable passage of time will force to pick a new favourite pair 🪦
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
watching 2001 with some orangutans and they all got real quiet after the first scene
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Bought my first furniture, now I'm old 😐
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Edit of a scene from I Am Robot:
Will Smith: y'all got any [documentation]
Robot: we got a [discord server]
Will Smith: [looks down in saddened disbelief]
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Dukemz @dukemz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
raim worlb, ,,,
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Bluetooth still has not become cromulent to use 😔
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polymoog @polymoog.neocities.org · 03/12/2024
in the steam sale striaght up spending it,, and by it,,,, heh,, lets jusr say,, my money
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
People always talk about how big American portion sizes are, but I think it's funnier the other way round. The Horror on an American's face as they order a "Large" fries in the UK
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
One man's Tat is another man's Trinket
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You can only chose one: - Comfortably warm outside, too hot in shops - Cold outside, comfortable in shops
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Still voting for Balatro
The clueless man meme, votes for balatro and final fantasy wins by one vote over the elden ring DLC which I have not played yet. sadface
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
In MacOS, pressing the red X does not close the app
The girl on Joe Rogan from the "in North Korea" meme
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Laughing and crying sound sort of similar, we should swap one to a different sound.
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Why is there no option for sorting the app drawer on stock Android? Sort by last used, recently installed etc.
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
With I had one of those Smasnug phones so it would replace this overexposed moon with one from bing images. /G
Overexposed moon photo with black clouds taken while waiting for chips by a photographer standing approximately 5 and a half feet off the ground and give or take 46 thousand miles from the lunar surface
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Rock beach > Sand beach
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Blue flavour(raspberry) >>> Blue flavour(bubblegum)
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Sounds like an Onion title but isn't 😔
News article showing a picture of the TV show scavengers reign with the title "The best show you've never seen has just been cancelled" by the independent
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Feel like a tech priest, trying to understand the ancient runes inscribed to the interiour of the washing machine drawer. (I put a little in each)
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
When is windows going to stop focusing on copilot and start making the AI that helps me find a meme from my stack
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Windows updated phone link to add your phone storage to the file explorer and its very nice🙂Good job Windows? This is completely ruined by the fact that I need the phone to be recognised as a drive for my workflow and connecting via USB just does not work, it wont connect. So actually Windows Sucks!
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Just found out the "hard" way, tumble dryers now have a drawer full of water!?
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Saw a pokemon go huddle on the weekend, thought they had gone extinct?
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Its official, Unity 6 > Unity 5
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Fake Twitter screen shot that says "Heroforge is dress to impress but for men lol" edited from a twitter man who I have forgotten the name of
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Landwere @landwere.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
What came first, The Flat or the Ironing Board
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