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WokandAwe

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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 22h
A story in 4pts
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look man I gotta those kids to school
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
stochastic terror
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like “we are trying to turbo fuck thousands of people; also no interrupting”. I don’t disagree with the sentiment but this rules based bullshit is asymmetrical and not democratic; /this is happening to people/, it is not orderly! years of poor, feckless leadership led us here. Sorry it’s a lil rowdy
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Goddamn PPS is really blowing this. Fuckin cowards
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me, opening up the weekly all-hands: “I just wanna clear the air about something -“
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Portland Public Schools to the city’s core constituency (current and future tax payers):
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Bernie Mac: Fuck Them Kids - Soul Men
ALT: Bernie Mac: Fuck Them Kids - Soul Men
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(choking up) now he's molesting cherubs up in heaven
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God I wish I lived in Philadelphia
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Philly is - clearly - the greatest city in America
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this is suboptimal & we should start reeling this in.
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is good content
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love that every university commercial is like ”look at all this fuckin science we are getting up to” as if everyone doesn’t know the sciences are being gutted and making the 1:1 connection lol
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Light work
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this moist kidult shit is exhausting. snobs are an important keystone species, and if we're not allowed to hunt bad taste, the environment is degraded for everyone
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Evanston Excellence
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Just Barely Barning On @hughdelendaest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The seals got shooters
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lmao. Why settle for ersatz republican when you can have the real thing. I’m shocked the most agitated voter base in living memory won’t support her!
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a duck army deployed into a field to eat bugs
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Put it in my veins variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
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John Le Carré’s Cold War Spymaster George Smiley Returns in First Look at Matthew Macfadyen in ‘Legacy of Spies’
Legacy of Spies, the MGM/BBC espionage thriller series based on John Le Carre's books, has wrapped filming
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rams are getting homered to previously unseen levels
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man that PI was horseshit refs are cowards
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Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nayled in history. Josh Naylor is the 1st first baseman to have back-to-back seasons with 30+ stolen bases since Hall of Famer George Sisler (1920-22).
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m at the what gettin no pussy does to a motherfucker convention where u at
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God Tennessee just shitting down their leg
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Big 10 replay center has better telecom and kit than your local utility grid control center
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man RGIII sucks at this
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Mr. Congeniality @mrcongeniality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An NFL GM who DMs Nancy Mace on Twitter three times a week is definitely going to make Becker a top five pick in April
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching Pete Campbell make every mistake under the sun, shirk responsibilities, fuck up accounts, cheat on spouse: what a vile creature watching Roger Sterling do exactly the same shit: MY MAN
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the harbaughs are about to set a record for “most combined losses on the season in the NFL by brothers as HC” that will never be broken
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lmao
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TANKER GANG BAT SIGNAL
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thank you @oregonian.com for bringing this critical issue to my attention.
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Does Drew Locke look like starting qb right now or what” man shut up Schlereth
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chambliss got in not one, but two “god is greats” to open his post. So, at least locally, this has been set right.
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s great that this play is it; and also maybe next play is it
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“You’ll get a flag if you throw fades” bc all refs are watching the big play, like everyone else
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LSU going slow at 3min drill is a mistake. Score as fast as you can, onside kick is only contingency you have if you don’t get 2. burn your time out to /save/ clock
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I gotta listen to every white player in America ”all glory to god” their post games & they cut away(!) from chambliss paying dues after a HUGE play
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When Kirk Herbstreit is not voting for republicans, he is abusing the adverb “that”
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Annie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus
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Resting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Turning on the Mariners game to punish the kids for leaving their socks all over the floor. Follow me for more parenting advice.
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fortune Feimster. Killed
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LeBron James and I should be barred, by law, from playing basketball at the same time
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you know who else had an easy unfolding design
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Kenny Mayne @kennymayne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=H217...
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Grey Zabel says tackle football jokes/Seahawks (Episode 1)
YouTube video by Kenny Mayne
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WokandAwe @landlockedtuna.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Louisville DC is full staff right now. This dude is vibrating
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
lindsay clancy is tom clancy's son
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