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Land Eel

@landeel.bsky.social
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Connector of dots. RBF sufferer. Kinda bitey.

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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ukraine blows up a few Russian data centers and Trump, Musk, and the GOP all act like they just got kicked in the nuts. Weird.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow. The Bears must really suck. Like, REALLY suck.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A Milwaukee vs. Cleveland World Series would be amazing.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Young Ones Fantasy Island A Trump/Epstein Production.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's a traitor to everything the US has ever stood for. Absolutely vile in every way. And, you all just know exactly who I'm talking about, because it's that obvious. Even to his deranged cult.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Easy A Holes
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At this point the only way I'll ever believe there is a god is if he shits himself to death on live TV from eating a Big Mac made of his mystery beef and then the Earth cracks open and takes him to hell. And, then his entire cult jumps into the hole after him. Anything short of that... not sold.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
With the world spiraling into the abyss, there's Penelope to save the day.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I feel like if you dehumanize and piss off and entire country that supplies your food, you should probably expect the inevitable food poisoning.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Searching on Amazon to see if they sell "revenge hornets".
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Kat Hartness @kathartness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@omgsidewalks

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mental illness seems to be the norm these days.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That's two... if I'm not mistaken, by the rules Satan is allowed to claim a third. Fingers crossed.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I don't watch soccer. It's unbearable. Why? You may inquire... The offsides rule. It's ridiculous. Make a physical line, like hockey. Otherwise your sport is just a joke.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Covid19? Still? Who's making these things? Rockstar? How can it take more than seven years to make a new one?
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Random Friday thoughts, yet again...
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My level of 'give a shit' is at an all-time low.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Trump lies, suckers buy. Enjoy getting fleeced today, fools.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Strange how the person who benefits the most from Trump attacking Iran is Vladimir Putin. Huh.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
There is only one thing that would get me to watch the Lieapalooza tonight. If it was 100% guaranteed that *it* would finally happen, live and on camera.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
News: Trump promises long SOTU speech. Wife: I would rather drink fresh cancer out of a beaker than watch that.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The one thing on which we agree...
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/02/2026
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
To:
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
From:
Sent:
Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM
Subject:
Re: florida visit?
good typing!
oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING.
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
i am tied up until aug
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM,
wrote:
You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months.
I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job.
think
What are you doing next week?
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Damn it. So close. Again.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The people who love Trump are the same people who honestly cannot tell the difference between fear and respect.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Perfection... @effinbirds.com
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
My son just told me that if a large elk-shaped package gets delivered today, that it's probably the elk he ordered.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 16/12/2025
To those thinking Russia is winning in Ukraine: Imagine if when we invaded Iraq, we were almost four years into it, only occupied 20 percent, and lost a million men. Not a soul would call that “winning.”
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Every day he lives, the world just gets worse and worse.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Omg everything is so stupid.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.
Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Leave it to the Dems to shoot themselves in the dick. It's what they do. Every, single, time.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Announcing that I will be running for President of the United States on the platform of tearing down Trump's ballroom. And, banning his presidential library. Banning anything from being named after him. And, lastly, deporting his fat ass to Uganda. I will not run for a second term.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I've been out of fucks for quite some time. But, now I'm also running quite low of shit as well. Very soon I will have neither fucks nor shit to give should the need arise. This could be a problem.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Poking Westward
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Sixdust
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Alice In Twine
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Perfection...
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Yo, Death. Uh... there are literally millions of people telling you every single day who you need to visit. A couple people in particular. Yet, you keep taking the wrong people. What's your deal? You literally have one job.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
But... but, her emails? Holy shit are they desperate for anything to distract from Trump being all over the Epstein files.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
It was never about deporting actual dangerous criminals.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Fuck CBS. And fuck Paramount. You won't be getting my business again. Even if you bring back Halo. You done fucked up bad.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
So Judge and Ohtani had already left the stadium before the All-Star game was even over? Tells me everything I need to know about those two divas.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Start a war. Have your friend join the war. Stop the war. Nominate your friend for a Nobel Peace prize. Genius. If he wins that thing, I'm, becoming a nihilist. Because absolutely nothing matters anymore.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Hey, if Rick Moranis is coming back, can we get a Strange Brew 2?
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Always remember the Trumpist rule on protests... If it's brown, put it down, if it's white, it's alright.
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