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Land Eel

@landeel.bsky.social
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Connector of dots. RBF sufferer. Kinda bitey.

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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Still pushing Tiffany's ridiculous propaganda, I see... unfollowed.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ukraine blows up a few Russian data centers and Trump, Musk, and the GOP all act like they just got kicked in the nuts. Weird.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow. The Bears must really suck. Like, REALLY suck.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A Milwaukee vs. Cleveland World Series would be amazing.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Young Ones Fantasy Island A Trump/Epstein Production.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's a traitor to everything the US has ever stood for. Absolutely vile in every way. And, you all just know exactly who I'm talking about, because it's that obvious. Even to his deranged cult.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cunt. Cunt. Cunt.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Easy A Holes
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"By Tom Tiffany - Sep 27th, 2026 11:43 am" Didn't realize Urban Milwaukee was releasing campaign propaganda by candidates disguised as legitimate news articles. Noted.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bruised Coccyx would actually be a great band name.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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What Is That What The Hell
Alt: What Is That What The Hell
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That seals it. We're fucked.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You had me at fast elves.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's almost as if the guy who owes billions to the Russian mob wants to destroy our economy and trigger massive inflation.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At this point the only way I'll ever believe there is a god is if he shits himself to death on live TV from eating a Big Mac made of his mystery beef and then the Earth cracks open and takes him to hell. And, then his entire cult jumps into the hole after him. Anything short of that... not sold.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bribe, not dividend. Bribe. Do better.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
With the world spiraling into the abyss, there's Penelope to save the day.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah... so successful. 🙃
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Button your shirt you sloppy clown.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I feel like if you dehumanize and piss off and entire country that supplies your food, you should probably expect the inevitable food poisoning.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The diamaga is virtually unkillable. It just keeps regenerating itself... a truly vile creature.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Searching on Amazon to see if they sell "revenge hornets".
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This ends one way...
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President Camacho's Three-Point Plan
ALT: President Camacho's Three-Point Plan
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What's with all the fungus coffee? The British should stick to tea.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
'ceps coffee... hard pass.
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The Last Of Us2 Clicker
ALT: The Last Of Us2 Clicker
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Kat Hartness @kathartness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@omgsidewalks

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Words... uhhh... words, and stuff... uhhh... huh, huh...
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Uhh What Butt-head
ALT: Uhh What Butt-head
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mental illness seems to be the norm these days.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That's two... if I'm not mistaken, by the rules Satan is allowed to claim a third. Fingers crossed.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nope. Didn't cheer for them. Anyone and anything associated with... him... is tainted.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Life goals.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I don't watch soccer. It's unbearable. Why? You may inquire... The offsides rule. It's ridiculous. Make a physical line, like hockey. Otherwise your sport is just a joke.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Covid19? Still? Who's making these things? Rockstar? How can it take more than seven years to make a new one?
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Transgender antifa agents did it" So let it be written... so it has been done.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
As a Milwaukeean, I fully endorse this...
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dude... Maine Kampf was right there...
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Your what? Bed... sheets... crusted!
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Poor Bossk has to hang out round the corner from the rest of the fellas...
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Why would you even report something like this? Stop legitimizing his bullshit. "according to a White House analysis". C'mon. Be better.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Random Friday thoughts, yet again...
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Those aliens are really putting the "anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough" adage to the test.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Taking credit for ending wars he starts. Truly amazing.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My level of 'give a shit' is at an all-time low.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This reminds me of the Mutter Museum in Philadephia, PA.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Apologies, m'lady. I did not mean to imply that your exceptional canines in any way associated... ... ... Please don't bite me.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hmmmm...
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's 🌮 Tuesday.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's truly depressing. I have a hard time even talking to some of my coworkers. they absolutely LOVE everything he does. To the bitter end. It's a weird cult built around a profoundly awful man.
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Land Eel @landeel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Oh.... piss off. That one hurt.
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