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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️

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Dire Elder trans woman. Linguist. She/her. Interests: Judaism, human rights, LGBTQ joy, MTG, comics, language, fashion, feminism. Getting back into racing shape. Fash begone.🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🪬🇵🇸 Black Trans Lives Matter.

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 9h
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Judah Grunstein @judah-grunstein.bsky.social · 5h
Simply put, across the US and UK, university administrators, their management consultants and their funders no longer consider the arts and humanities worthy of being studied, taught and transmitted. Their vision of human society is anti-humanist. No wonder the kids are at the barricades.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 5h
Yep, this is why the only people who get to talk about issues involving trans people in mainstream media are transphobes and Republican bigots. Never ever a person with lived experience being trans. Unless they’re detrans activists.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20h
It unfortunately is. I don’t know how to fix the problem of fraternities, other than to not touch them with a ten foot pole.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20h
Am I a sucker for posting freshly triple sleeved decks? Yes. Yes I am. #mtg
A commander deck with the art of Jace, the Mind Sculptor for its backs.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At my workplace a customer came in giving off big MAGA vibes. He was wearing a black t-shirt with the letters BL on the breast pocket, filled with the American flag. I waited until I was out of sight, then bust out laughing for a good long while.
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Frenedol: Anime Girl's Funny Face
Alt: Frenedol: Anime Girl's Funny Face
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Shannon Duffy Says 'Sit On That'
ALT: Shannon Duffy Says 'Sit On That'
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know how to describe it, but… there’s something about William Riker that doesn’t sit right with me.
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Jonathan Frakes' Creepy Riker Smile
ALT: Jonathan Frakes' Creepy Riker Smile
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A friend of mine saw my classic style Atraxa Super Friends deck at work and was crying, she said it felt like a classic 2013 Commander deck, it played like a classic 2013 Commander deck, and it was so bad because it had a 2013 Commander four color deck mana base. AND IT WON. #mtg
A not red four color deck with massive Ugin, the Spirit Dragon, Garruk Wildspeaker, Theorist Jace Beleren, Elspeth, Sun’s Champion, Doubling Season, and Oath of Teferi. Ugin ultimated and got six lands into play and the Oath.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seriously, any time he shows up it goes poorly for me. It’s as bad as Umaro in the FF6 deck or Sin in the FFX deck.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing a little modding Multiverse Reforged. Sorry, Jace, but Porcelain Mommy gets to exist. And Universes Beyond gets to exist. And I LOVE OG Gisela. Ghost Niv-Mizzet is not that strong. Red Akroma is a perfect flavor card, but so disappointing. And DACK FAYDEN CAN GET STUFFED.
Cards exiting the precon: Niv-Mizzet, Ghost Counsel, Akroma, Angel of Fury, and DACK FAYDEN, Not Helping Me.
Cards coming in: Gisela, Blade of Goldnight, Krang and Shredder, and Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite in her native tongue
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gai kaken ofen yahm.
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Man Jumps into Dumpster
ALT: Man Jumps into Dumpster
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your dogmatic insistence on reducing a complex historical ethnic conflict to being caused by religion is a choice, predicated on a poor understanding of the situation, and refusing to listen to people who are more informed than you and have explained why your approach is flawed.
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Triggered Do Not Sign
ALT: Triggered Do Not Sign
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dang, I shoulda said hi. I went 1-4 but honestly I had a good time. The mono-white Dack Fayden fucked with me every time. It is soooo bad.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup. Very weird stress on it.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woman at the bus stop: This bus go to or-GAHN? Me: Uh… oh, yes. Philly has some complex accents.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A tastefully sleeved deck with chaos enby energy. #mtg
Triple sleeved Commander deck with gold character guards over the JP War of the Spark Ashiok art
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am resting until pinball finals tonight and getting my MTG stuff together for tomorrow. My Super Friends deck got some very useful upgrades, and I took the jank basics out of the Multiverse Reforgef deck out and put in pretty ones.
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FIRE
Painting on a brick wall that reads "PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTER" crossed out and under it "EDUCATE YOUR SON"
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am THERE. R&S logos have appeared in my dreams before, just saying.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You got some rest and relaxation in. That is a valuable activity.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do Hyperballad at the lesbian bar’s karaoke night. The sexual tension of that song is peak when it gets going.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post is an all timer.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If they announce it on stage in front of Magic players I hope the presenter gets booed harder than Philly boos the Cowboys.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does @magic.wizards.com not know how sacred trans rights are to those who make Magic & the community surrounding it? We can debate the efficacy of advocacy-through-products; But this'd be one of the few IPs that could organically incite an impactful boycott across play, commentary, & production.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Adapting Roman letters because of colonization but saying “fuck it, we’re doing it this way” is great.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ooof.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whoa. I demo Jumpstart at a lesbian bar a few times a year, usually supporting a drag queen as the heel opponent for the crowd, but the idea of busting the game out and lip syncing?
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Strong Bad Homestar Runner
Alt: Strong Bad Homestar Runner : Vector Graphics SB : “YOUR HEAD A SPLODE”
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like, the idea of the win condition being not destroying the galactic ultimate evil but finding a way to coexist through building a peace instead of just war and explosions? That is a thing I LOVE. A fresh choice instead of the well tread path. It deserves credit for that.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I know you can only step in a river once, we experience things where we are and can never relive them exactly. But they act like a Redditor when you find a problem with a factual claim they made. I shouldn’t have to worry about how they feel. Brains are wild, yo.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly, if the game didn’t have the most milquetoast OST ever, it would have been better received and remembered, but that soundtrack was tolerable but just a complete travesty compared to its predecessor. And the talking heads… I know they were clay models, but even so, rough.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also is it weird of me that I feel ethically obligated to correctly spell Daktaklakpak every time because getting it wrong or shortening it feels like I am misgendering the species of antisocial manosphere murder robots?
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It wasn’t the worst, but my god was it unintuitive and messy. The goddamn star chart looks cool for like 20 seconds, but actually finding shit in it turns into an existential nightmare until you learn how to pause and unpause it. And the combat insisting on kicking you into 3d mode … NOPE.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love the game, but I also recognize why some people will bounce off of it. It is an auteur game that does not care about accessibility for everyone and it requires a tolerance for goofy elements coupled with moments of grim horror. You jump the hurdle or fail.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MTG card Does Machines, a class enchantment with a ton of text I will not type here
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@shivambhatt.bsky.social this actually happened today Me: So I think you would really like this free game, Freestars, it’s a silly RPG in space. (Shares link) Friend: Is this Star Control? Me: YES! You know… Frienf: With the Daktak? Me:
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Excel Saga: Man Shocked and Screaming
Alt: Excel Saga: Man Shocked and Screaming no
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wise words.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We as a community need to be doing more to promote justice and fight indignities and structural abuse, including racism. Jews of color have been doing their fair share of the work, of course, but that isn’t enough.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Them being Black Americans and other marginalized communities in general. I know so many Jews have a siege mentality at the moment. I freely admit I do too! There is a siege on my human rights because I’m visibly trans. And Palestinians need freedom from a brutal occupation. I will say that.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know a lot of white Jews point out that Jewish Americans were a significant part of the early organizers of the NAACP. But it bears asking: What have we done for them lately? Has it been enough? I am a broke ass Jew struggling to survive. But I know we as a community could be doing more.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went to Walmart yesterday to get Gatorade. A young trans couple was there shopping. I heard them say “that woman over there is epic.” I smiled and pointed right back at them and said “no, you two are epic!” I don’t care if I am cringe in public. I am a girl’s girl.
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You Are Awesome
Alt: David Bowie in Ziggy Stardust garb points to the viewer and says “you are awesome”.
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Bodie A. Ashton @manwithoutatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you’re subbing for a trans girl who doesn’t know it yet.
A street sign that says “Unter der Egg.”
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is a rather lot to say about people who are intersex or don’t fit into gender norms in Oral Torah. (Christians dismiss Oral Torah because Saul of Tarsus told them to ignore it and only listen to him.) There is more than one book, bitches.
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Eboni K Williams: More Education Than Anyone At This Table
ALT: Eboni K Williams: More Education Than Anyone At This Table
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To say nothing of completely missing the possibility that a religion might be totally fine with trans people being part of its community. Zero capacity for understanding anyone different than them.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seriously. Why do these dipshits think I care what they think and why do they think they know how I live? My post was, I’m a Jewish trans woman, I am not sinning for doing so, Jews don’t approach sins in the same way Christians do.
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Online comments on IG are wiiild. First guy: I’m Jewish. I face dilemmas all the time and some of them mean ignoring mitzvot for the pursuit of mitzvot that I think take precedence. Second guy, I don’t care what you think, fuck off. Third guy, I’m pushing 50. You complimented unintentionally.
First user: “I think you should do what makes you happy. As long as it’s not denying others their rights. But isn’t picking and choosing which details of your religion kinda … IDK not make sense. Like the god of that religion wasn’t like hey, follow which parts you want to

Chronicleheadache1: sorry to break it to you, if I was to see you on the street, I wouldn’ would’ve thought u were a man

Crikmaetin: You’re pushing 40 big, you need to touch grass
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A plaque on both their houses. And the plaques will read, “these people suuuuuuuck”.
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