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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 12h

People do like the exterior, but I also have style on the interior contents.

Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 12h

I didn’t post anything about how I came out despite it being National Coming Out Day yesterday. I think my presentation is such that I don’t need to explain it to people most of the time. And I feel like most of my egg days have melted away from memory for the most part.

Lain in a deep blue blouse with white headphones.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Nailed it. I am very tempted to vote for third party candidates but will vote Dem while telling them why they fail and how badly they fail regularly.

Talia Clay writes:

you should vote democrat down ballot. yes. it is also deeply disturbing how quickly and easily dems are throwing trans people away. you won’t win anyone by being anti-trans. the people swayed by anti-trans points are almost entirely voting republican and yall should stop telling trans people we’re overreacting. dems are so good at losing when they should win and this impulse to appeal to people who will never vote for them is exactly why

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The new modifications to the Multiverse Reforged deck. I took out Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite because it shuts down too many players. I want power but not KO power. Spark Double lets me double up Jace activations! And the deck has some big artifact beaters so Krang, Massive Beatstick has synergy.

Ashen Rider, Liliana Dreadhorde General, Rise of the Dark Realms, Sheoldred, Whispering One, Gisela, Vblqde of Goldnight, Spark Double, Krang and Shredder, Krang, Ultom Overlord

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Am I a sucker for posting freshly triple sleeved decks? Yes. Yes I am. #mtg

A commander deck with the art of Jace, the Mind Sculptor for its backs.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A friend of mine saw my classic style Atraxa Super Friends deck at work and was crying, she said it felt like a classic 2013 Commander deck, it played like a classic 2013 Commander deck, and it was so bad because it had a 2013 Commander four color deck mana base. AND IT WON. #mtg

A not red four color deck with massive Ugin, the Spirit Dragon, Garruk Wildspeaker, Theorist Jace Beleren, Elspeth, Sun’s Champion, Doubling Season, and Oath of Teferi. Ugin ultimated and got six lands into play and the Oath.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Doing a little modding Multiverse Reforged. Sorry, Jace, but Porcelain Mommy gets to exist. And Universes Beyond gets to exist. And I LOVE OG Gisela. Ghost Niv-Mizzet is not that strong. Red Akroma is a perfect flavor card, but so disappointing. And DACK FAYDEN CAN GET STUFFED.

Cards exiting the precon: Niv-Mizzet, Ghost Counsel, Akroma, Angel of Fury, and DACK FAYDEN, Not Helping Me.
Cards coming in: Gisela, Blade of Goldnight, Krang and Shredder, and Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite in her native tongue

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Online comments on IG are wiiild. First guy: I’m Jewish. I face dilemmas all the time and some of them mean ignoring mitzvot for the pursuit of mitzvot that I think take precedence. Second guy, I don’t care what you think, fuck off. Third guy, I’m pushing 50. You complimented unintentionally.

First user: “I think you should do what makes you happy. As long as it’s not denying others their rights. But isn’t picking and choosing which details of your religion kinda … IDK not make sense. Like the god of that religion wasn’t like hey, follow which parts you want to

Chronicleheadache1: sorry to break it to you, if I was to see you on the street, I wouldn’ would’ve thought u were a man

Crikmaetin: You’re pushing 40 big, you need to touch grass

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Republicans know you hate them. Their primary voters hate them and think they’re incompetent. But they hate Democrats that much more because that is how they have been trained through Pavlovian conditioning. They know there are no good reasons to pick them. So they just go negative.

Tweet by Matt Gates:
Bro we need your vote.

I hate the war too.

But the Democrats want to trans your kids.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I did this thing. Why did I pick the least popular DA game? Because it was the game where I got to roleplay as a trans elder. And a lot of these helped me feel more comfortable seeing myself as a woman. I didn’t want Chun Li. I wanted to BE Chun Li. And stomp on people from above.

1. star Control 2
2. OG Fallout
3 Street Fighter 2
4. KOTOR
5. Baldur’s Gate Iii
6. shadow Hearts Covenant
7. FF7
8. mTG Arena
9: DA Veilguard

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So I have been practicing a pin I used to dislike. It turns out that it has a lot of ways to save balls that I wasn’t used to, and that there are some crafty traps to avoid. #pinball

Whitewater score of 1.346 billion ranked 7th globally

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I DESTROYED this katsu curry today. (But I skipped the tomato in the salad.)

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My foot is injured, but u got yo and did the thing today. I can see progress happening, even though I do most of my workouts at home or as part of my job.

Lain in a teal workout top and black leggings at the gym

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

God, I have been working hard, but I need to eat more to get back to the shape I was in in 2024.

Lain two years ago wearing a red and grey sweater and a black skirt.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hadn’t thought someone could make a joke fitting for Rosh Hashanah, but … here it is.

Threads user justiseofficial writes:
Last week my doctor told me to keep my daily caloric intake to fewer than whatever the year is. So today I converted to Judaism.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oof. I am at the same point time wise, but I still like a lot of it. I went and retrieved this top from my parents’ place after about two years, and fell in love with it again.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What did I do for the holiday? Walk to Center City, meet a friend for lunch, do some window shopping, sort cards to sell, and then I hit a hard two hour workout at home. My arms are really feeling it. Only five miles today, which is a nice light effort, but the lifting was intense.

Lain by the fountain jet pool next to City Hall.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

So what I like to do with #pizza is take a cut of double crust white and put it on top of a cut of red Sicilian. It is a big goddamn bite with a ton of crust, but the crust is so damn good that it’s a feature.

A cut of red and a cut of double crust white from Colarusso’s Cafe in Clarks Summit, PA.

There are other ways of doing it but this is my pick.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

In Center City today and no headphones. It is honestly amazing how many compliments my hair and outfit get from Black women. I wasn’t specifically targeting to appeal to them. But I don’t reject compliments from women.

Lain with a black and white sweater vest and pink backpack. Her hair is cyan and a little teal in places.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yet again the gentiles are at it. The goddamn sign has the traditional RH food on it already! Matzah is for Passover! Why do these dimwits do this?

A sign reading Happy Rosh Hashanah sign apples and honey over a display for matzah. WRONG HOLIDAY, DIPSHIT! The correct food is even in the sign.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I had a good time at pinball tonight. I was stuck in second place all night, but that’s still 20 out of 28 points. Silver on cactus, fishtails, Dirty Harry, and jaws.

Lain smiling in front of the X-Men six player cabinet

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Five years ago this happened. It seems like a lifetime ago. I was still working on crafting my authentic self then.

Lain hits the Constructed mythic top spot August 25th, 2021.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Some people think I am some sort of dangerous assailant when I wear this tank to the gym. Look, THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. I am not gonna flip the freaking selfie every time. Get your eyes and reading in here.

Lain in black leggings and a sky blue tank top that reads MIAMI 1987 on it, with a shutter shade sun and palm trees.

NOT IMAIM.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

When ViolentOutburst.dec goes for a big swing and fails at math. I won the next turn.

A massive army of cycling beasties came in and knocked me down to 3 life.

The Saint of Killers from Preacher looks menacing after the US military drops a nuke on him in Monument Canyon. “Not enough gun”, he says while surrounded by flames.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

@gavinverhey.bsky.social I an ALSO a huge fan of having a single vanilla creature in a cube in a different language. It’s a lovely reminder in a regularly monolingual environment that there is more out there. But having a creature type Bestie is extra style. Nice flex.

Scars of Mirrodin common creature in German, named Gepanzerter Wasserwanderer, a 1/4 Bestie (Beast).

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Drafted my second Hobbit draft today. My only mistake was not taking a screenshot of the deck. BG Warg typal was strong! I had a ton of solid two drops. But it’s been a long ass time since I did a straight 7-0. #mtg

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I gotta say, new hair is good for gym wear. i feel patriotic l.

Lain is tired but did the fucking treadmill.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Got out there and did the thing. I had to take a few weeks off after an injury. But I’m doing the thing again.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

She said that as she was going through a divorce and personal crisis that feeling pain and rebuilding helped ground her. She needed that pain. Sitting in the chair was uncomfortable. But I deal with worse routinely and it’s ok. I saw the sensation as transformation at work. It wasn’t pain.

Lain’s shoulder art of Karlach, looking thoughtful with a labrys axe slung behind her back relaxed. She is surrounded in golden light and blooming flowers.

A rose with trans flag colors, with a stem made of the words this body is a prison no longer

Lain’s back features Iwakura from the cover of the PSX game Serial Experiments Lain. A wide eyed anime girl with pursed lips reaches towards the viewer and smears a blood stained finger against the frame.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Her name was Daphne Caruana Galizia. The bomb killer was Yorgen Fenech, a businessman caught bribing politicians and police in Malta and using a power station to launder money. He hired 3 hitmen to murder the journalist, since she exposed global corruption. We should bring her name up more often.

Twitter user @tadpr0le :
Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Going to the weeb rave tonight. From work. But I had a change in my bag. Ready to dance some.

Lain before eyeliner in a black camisole

Lain in a black camisole and purple skirt

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

These boxes are from 2001. The stickers are more recent. (The newer KMCs have massive chunky slats on the clasp, which suck. But they do have risers and divots so they nest super well, which is nice.)

A pair of KMC Card Barrier 1000 boxes festooned with a bunch of queer themed stickers.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Neat quizlet with the Deltarune music and aesthetic. I am surprised my Justice score wasn’t higher, and I know I am braver than I used to be, but it is the thing I care about improving along with perseverance.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Also kindness but patient as well, which apparently is a combination that makes me a really good friend because I don’t push people in trouble. I help in anyway possible, but don’t insist on being the main character in their story

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

And the guy who wrote this drek certainly has a lot to do with academia. Right? Hardly. Marketing weirdos will say anything you pay them to say and make the most implausible claims if that’s what the buyer wants. Freaking hell.

Ronn Torossian, the author, is an online huckster, online troll, and is trying to sell people books on how to manipulate people with online marketing.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My ankles and feet are sore. But I have today off, so I decided today to be a real rest day. Not even going to the gym. Just a little core, veggies, naps, and relaxation. I took a hot bath before.

Lain has an average of 15655 steps in the last week.

Her average distance per day is 11.2 km, but it’s 16 most days and then very little on rest days.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It was a long ass day today. My feet are definitely feeling it.

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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Tonight’s pinball league results: A solid night. Win on Metallica, win on Cactus Canyon, 3rd on Spectrum, which is always a crapshoot, and closing out with a win on Addams. Snap, snap.

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