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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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coupon for poupon @couponforpoupon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why does Joe Biden keep shitting Donald Trump's pants?!?
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Fauci hearing was a disgrace. Here are some reminders of how it really went down in 2020. Never forget.
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🌱Apothecarius🌿 @ladyphthalo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You dropped something bud
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🌱Apothecarius🌿 @ladyphthalo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Living in Indiana is a special kind of hell. A few months ago, I lost my SNAP benefits due to tighter work requirements that I cant meet because of my life-threatening chronic illness. And I've just learned that I'm losing my health insurance for the same reasons. I guess I'll just die then, sorry.
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/07/2026
What’s the protocol for when the circuses are unaffordable and the bread is trying to kill us?
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/07/2026
Mamdani got into office and instantly: • Froze rent for 2 million New Yorkers • Cut subway fares in half for low-income riders • Fully funded NYC parks • Added $680M for public schools • Launched free child care for 2-year-olds If establishment politicians actually wanted to help you, they could.
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I AGREE!!!
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🌱Apothecarius🌿 @ladyphthalo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
As someone suffering from IBS-D, I have to wonder if doubling down could fix me
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Lem @kelseeeeeeeeeeeeey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Free link to the online version of Morpho. Gives artist tutorials and directions on drawing fat and skin folds for fat bodies. Now you don't have an excuse to not draw fat bodies. #fatisfine #fatart #plussizeart www.scribd.com/document/616...
Book cover for Morpho Anatomy for Artists featuring Fat and Skin Folds. Image shows a fat person standing in profile woth their arms stretched out one arm above their head one arm stretching downward.
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🌱Apothecarius🌿 @ladyphthalo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@blueregards.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/OMEiv...
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#hotel #hotellife #funny #cuck
YouTube video by Erin Cholakian
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Elon Musk spent $290 million getting Trump elected. During this midterm cycle, he's spent $85 million. In total, that’s 0.0375% of his $1 trillion net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.
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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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🌱Apothecarius🌿 @ladyphthalo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Been playing World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade and I think the singular of Draenei should be Draenus. Thank you. Also worth noting: I am playing as a Draenus.
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🌱Apothecarius🌿 @ladyphthalo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I have no respect for women in power who would sell their own mothers, sisters, and daughters as chattel into the very system that we have been clawing, biting, and bleeding to get out of. Do better or sit. DOWN.
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm leading a coalition urging the Senate to reverse the cruel changes to SNAP benefits and restore the food assistance that Americans count on. SNAP helps millions put food on the table and supports the farmers and grocers that feed our communities.
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🌱Apothecarius🌿 @ladyphthalo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Realizing the plot of The Great Gatsby is just Wuthering Heights, but if everyone was barely less detestable.
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Morgan @larubia22.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. Both are back because of this science denying administration.
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/06/2026
MAGA didn’t succeed in making America great again, but it did succeed in bringing back extremely dangerous flesh-eating maggots.
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Carol-Face-in-the-Crowd @thalaisa.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Tip for cutting expenses. Readers got to read. Fall in love with your library all over again. When you must buy, buy used. So many inexpensive options exist. Use addall to compare used prices online. www.addall.com
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Blue 🔞 @blueregards.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Whoa. 7 people from 1k. Erm hi besties
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Blue 🔞 @blueregards.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I think it would be cool to hit 1k during pride. Real gay hours
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride month
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theglovesareoff.bsky.social @theglovesareoff.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I've long wondered about that.
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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🪿 Bird Holly 🦉 @hollyconrad.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Insane thrift find today
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Also fuck Mike Johnson for saying politicians can't survive off $175k salaries but they expect citizens to live off $40k or $7.25 an hour. Fuck all the way off
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🌱Apothecarius🌿 @ladyphthalo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
*Slaps flank of Cybertruck affectionately* "This baby? I plan on ridin' her til the wheels fall off. And by til, well. Let's just say, around the block."
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Pear 🍐 @purelypear.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If you need to go somewhere and not spend any money, please visit your local library. Library crawls are awesome. Every library is its own little world.
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Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES
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unborn linoleum @unborn-linoleum.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
so, the opposite of Cheers
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 24/04/2026
A goth-as-hell cover for ASTARION, prequel to Baldur’s Gate 3, by some weirdo named T. Kingfisher
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Animals (small)! Some have food, some are food! Some have swords for revenge! Some are delinquent on their taxes and are wanted by the IRS (cute!)
5 rabbits on a green background. One carries a battle axe. One is wearing an oversized knight helm. One has 3 daggers floating above its back. One sits with the handle of a flail in its mouth. And a very small bunny has the handle of a large sword in its mouth.Drawings of a pigeon and crow on a pale yellow background, surrounded by items like dandelions, bottle caps, feathers, and French fries. In one drawing a blushing crow offers pigeon a gold watch while pigeon (also blushing) offers him a bottle cap in exchange. In another drawing crow tinkers with a Rubik’s cube in his claws. In one drawing pigeon sits on a nest he built from French fries. And in the last drawing the pair are nestled together with pigeon under crow’s wing, while crow covers him with dandelion blossoms.Drawings of cats and sushi rolls. One cat is a calico in a sushi costume. Another is a gray tabby pawing at a roll. An orange tabby in a sushi costume paws at a different roll. Another cat lounges in its back. A bengal cat in a sushi costume is trotting.A collection of bat-eared foxes. Two brown foxes are running, three are creeping, a light gray one is side eyeing with its tongue out, and a dark gray one is curled up and yawning.
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🌱Apothecarius🌿 @ladyphthalo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Trump loves AI because low-effort lies comfort him like a pacifier.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
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Matt R, PhD @docrunner.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
People who live with glass toasters shouldn't throw scones.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”
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LisaLisa @lisalisa42.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Congress is completely useless at this point.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
got a much needed long laugh from this
a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: 

"Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
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Mukad A QuBoy
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.
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Qoboe - 3d comms open @qoboe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.
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Hoosiers Rise @hoosiersrise.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🚨🚨 Emergency Protest - Indianapolis - Stop Trump's War on Iran - Wednesday April 8th - 5PM #Indianapolis #Indiana #HoosierSky #IndianaPolitics
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Matt @fishlawyer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
so think we all
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