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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fell down the stairs at home last night, AFTER I completed my first 5k at Dodger Stadium, where I finished and DIDN'T hurt myself. Broke 2 toes. Classic Ana.

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Liz Lemon (Tina Fey): I Might Be An Idiot

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh, hi! I’m 🎶 still a piece of garbage 🎶

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My eyeliner and makeup are fucking ON POINT today. Love that I basically do this for Dodger because I work from home like a good little agoraphobic servant of corporate America. 💅🏻🐶 He doesn’t even appreciate the blend.

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Me: "I'm thinking I might be ready to start talking about the remodel for the backyard. I'd like to put a pool in. Could my portfoli-" My Financial Advisor: *nodding* "Are you thinking this year? Next year? You could do it now, if you wanted to. We're here for a good time, not a long time." Me:

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Considering It Community

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Excuse you, I was not expecting this Zoom call to contain an accountant I actually find attractive!?!?!

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WHAT A TWIST! M. Night Shyamalan Meme

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Every morning I ask my dog if he’s done cooking. If he gets up, yay. He’s fully baked. If he just grumbles, I wrap him tightly in the blankets like a burrito, turn an imaginary oven dial, & tell him he needs another 10 minutes. This is a completely normal conversation we have every day.

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Grief really looked at today’s schedule and said, “let’s cry over an email typo.” Could’ve waited for the weekend, but okay.

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Sad Eyes

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Why would you EVER make THIS the title of your email? "Chart Pack and ETF Flows: Kicking off a new market regime?"

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Joe Biden's Intense Debate Moment

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Like, at this point, don't we all have gum disease?

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Nightmare Before “Chris”tmas @justokonline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I’m so grateful to @juliedicaro.bsky.social for sharing her expertise as a former attorney for domestic violence survivors. Domestic violence has to be a red line. We cannot achieve any kind of just society while also supporting domestic abusers.

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I’m never taking advice from @robhuebel.bsky.social again. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOB!!!!! 🎂 🎉 🎁

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Dodger’s cold wet nose and scruffy snout sniffs heal meeeeeeeeeee 🐾 heart ❤️

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I have zero hope that Los Angeles will NOT elect that mole rat looking reality reject mother fucker Spencer Pratt, as it's mayor today.

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Little Girl on Slide Says 'I'm Done'

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Ruh roh. Woke up back on my bullshit. Might make someone cry, might cry myself. The day is young.

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Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) Smiling

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Pharmacist: "YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER THIS, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY THE FULL PRICE OF $4,387.05 WHEN YOU PICK UP." Ana:

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Twitch Reaction: Guess I'll Die Meme

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

AI is awesome for dissociating!!! 😵‍💫

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I did a thing! This was fun! Thanks for the collab, JT! jt-vault.replit.app/api/og/share...

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Riddim Tings — JT ft. AK

Did AK crush the 🎸 or what?

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

There are no good billionaires. There are no good billionaires. There are no good billionaires. There are no good billionaires. There are no good billionaires. There are no good billionaires. There are no good billionaires. There are no good billionaires.

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Meryl Streep: That's All

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

But what do I know, I’m just some dumb bitch. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 💰

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

(opens envelope) goddammit i'm the new James Bond

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Listen, if they keep every single audio message you text them? Either they want to be reminded of your radiance, wit and charm, or they're building a legally admissible case. There is no in-between. Follow me for more #BusinessTips

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Devenity Perkins: A Girl Who Means Business

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

My dog stinks and you know what? I love it. I love the way he stinks. Deal with it, jerks.

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Sassy Cheerleader Attitude

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

The phlebotomist this morning not only maimed my left arm, but he tried to apologize with a really bad dad joke. Someone's dad is now my enemy.

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a woman with glasses and a peacock logo on the bottom right

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

When the 17 year old kid across the street who has a band asks you if you can play any Green Day.

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Out of curiosity, I wondered how much money I've spent on my prescriptions so far this year, vs. what insurance paid. Here's what my insurance got billed for the first quarter. THE FIRST QUARTER. 3 MONTHS, BABES. THAT'S FOR 3 MONTHS. *screams into the void*

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Internally and emotionally, I feel like absolute shit. Skincare though? 💯

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

New headshot. I told the lady to make sure the viewer feels like I’m about to call them an idiot. #Photography

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Ana @dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I honestly can’t tell whether this is a deliberate scorched‑earth strategy they’re thrilled with, or whether no one’s in control, the train’s fully off the rails, and they’re quietly panicking behind the scenes.