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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Can we make it any clearer?

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You are not defined by your worst decision, biggest mistake or most embarrassing day. You’re more than your health issues, job status or ability to produce for capitalism. We’re all doing our best to survive… and you are worth it just as you are.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Some (like Adam Smith) think capitalism should reward effort and ability but what they describe is a meritocracy. America has always put roadblocks in the way of such advancement and if we want better lives, we must make the benefits of society and the wealth of our nation available to all.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I began advocating for a couch potato lifestyle, and in the exercise community that has made me a "persona au gratin".

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iBRAR 🍉 @ibrar-dev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do you remember the conspiracy about the suspicious body count around the Clinton's? There are no coincidences.

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Sailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it!

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

JUST NOW: A confused, clearly not-there McConnell votes “AYE” after almost voting NO with Dems but getting *corrected* by handlers around him

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Bravo to the team that created and operate the Mitch McConnell puppet. Their talent can almost make you forget that he's been dead for a couple of months.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Stop saying, "you can't gerrymander a senate race". The Senate is the original gerrymander.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Every. Mayor. Should. Be. Doing. This.

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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He didn’t change. They did.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If you’re grabbed by someone wearing “shock gloves”…your body may convulse involuntarily. It could look like you’re resisting arrest when in reality, you’re in medical distress. The appearance of resistance will embolden ICE to use lethal force. These gloves will kill people.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just fucking realized the movie I wrote and filmed (twice) is just Gilgamesh. I'm literally shaking my head, I am so angry with myself.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Disability will happen to almost everyone. Most people are only temporarily abled. It’s not a moral failing. It’s not a choice people make. The human body is frail. It only takes one illness, accident or stroke of bad luck to forever change your health.

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026

Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

James McAvoy is now the same age as Patrick Stewart was in the first season of Star Trek: the Next Generation. He knows what must be done.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I don't need to be a fake optometrist (like Rand Paul) to see that Rand Paul should get fucked.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Data centers should be built adjacent to airports and landfills. Any land with heavy metals or PFAS? Data center. Reactivating a nuclear plan to power a data center? Put the data center right there. Treat data centers as toxic "but necessary" (they are not) and move from there.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My cat thinks anything in a resealable pouch is a treat for her. Oh, no, mon petite chat. These are papa's edibles for anxiety. You have beclowned yourself. You are a fool. I am not trying to be cruel to her. I am reciting my script after mistaking standard human interaction with flirting.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Me to my cat: I do not negotiate with terrorists. Also me to my cat: You deserve a treat.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Can you just imagine the Crusaders arriving in the Holy Land and saying, "wait, are you sure Jesus was from here? Nobody looks like him."

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I feel like a lot of Prince stories have the following plot: 1. Someone disrespected Prince 2. Prince demonstrated why no one should ever disrespect him.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I'm disappointed that Spike Lee didn't throw a trash can.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

He was a sawyer, which is like a lawyer, but with saws.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Reconstruction Party Partial Platform (a thread): Candidates: * not allowed to have been on reality shows * full disclosure of taxes and financials by every candidate * federal-level disclosures of finances by immediate family members * election requires blind trust, sole employment, and no crypto

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Why is Vietnam forcing those poor villagers to disinter the graves of their ancestors so Trump can build a golf course there when Trump is perfectly fine with graves on his golf courses?

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

oh no, I stil have to roll back a release

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I'm trying something out. IGNORE ME!!

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Stop. Changing. To. "Permanent Daylight Time". Just. Do. Things. An. Hour. Earlier. Seriously dumb.

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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I'm just a human Standing in front of a computer Begging it to do what I asked it to.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Drinking a guava gimlet and thinking of the one who got away twice.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

It is odd coming to terms with what my life has been and is.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I know that diversity is our strength, but if we could reduce the asshole sector of America, I'd be thrilled.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Shhh... the president is deep in thought.

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I was a military brat, but I also agree with Smedley Butler. This, however, is fucking disgraceful. There is no reason we should be doing this - and if there was an actual mutiny in the modern navy, it would destroy our military.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

This is so well done. 👌

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Shawn Laasch @laasch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Why have secure borders? Serial killers, mass shooters, most rapists and child molesters, embezzlers, tax cheats, and drunk drivers in America are born and raised here. If the problem is crime, it is the native people who have suffered under an ethnically European crime wave for generations.

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Keri @keriqbaum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

If Melania can make a speech, she can testify before Congress

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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

If you are required BY LAW to send your child to PUBLIC SCHOOL then lunch should be FREE. Yes, I am aware I will pay for it with my taxes. Yes, I am fine with this.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Wishing this fabulously competent—and joyful—crew a safe return to a planet that, frankly, doesn't deserve them.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

To cap off his first 100 days in office, Mayor Zohran Mamdani walked the full 6 miles home from New York City Hall last night — greeting New Yorkers along the way. 🍎

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